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Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-HAUS is to be kept on a standard remote-access Foundation terminal. All testing on a speaker system capable of volumes greater than 80 decibels is subject to approval by Site Command. Foundation webcrawlers are to monitor any attempts at online propagation of any instance of SCP-HAUS. Containment breaches in the form of civilian exposure in a public setting will be intercepted by MTF Delta-86 ("Disc Jockeys"). Affected civilians are to be amnesticized and any copies of the anomaly destroyed if determined to be identical to presently contained recordings. New versions of the anomaly are to be added to the SCP-HAUS designation.

Description: SCP-HAUS is a series of 8 musical recordings posted by PoI "ribbedshulker" on the music file sharing service Bandcamp in the form of a complete album. Analysis of its musical attributes indicate it may be described as being in the "house music" genre.

SCP-HAUS manifests its anomalous effects when any of its songs are played on an audio amplification system in excess of 80 decibels. Upon playing, all of the below songs (with the exception of track 8) cause severe entropic deterioration and a seemingly random set of occurrences.

The track names and lengths are listed below
1. Bright and Early - 3:08
2. No One Home (Instrumental) - 4:02
3. I Find It Hard Feat. ChrisShredd - 3:42
4. Blue Black - 2:22
5. Offline (Club Mix) - 3:14
6. Unholy Hands - 2:58
7. unnamedtrack7.mp4 - 5:38
8. [REDACTED]

Incident Reports

On May 17th, 2018, a DJ at a house party in Northridge, California began playing Track 4 of SCP-HAUS over large speakers. All present within the home began sinking into the floor, until all were submerged to elbow height. All affected by the anomaly began discussing the assassination of former U.S. President Jimmy Carter and manifested large amounts of table salt from their nostrils. This continued until the song ended, when all subjects were spontaneously extricated from the floor and all table salt sunk out of sight. Affected individuals reported possessing a rolled certificate for a bachelor's degree in Asiatic Studies from the University of Massachusetts, Dartmouth in their hands upon awakening the next morning.

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