neurotic_philsophos

BY ORDER OF THE DIRECTOR OF SITE-██

The following file describes a CLASS II cognitohazardous entity,
and is Level 2/████ restricted
Unauthorized access is forbidden.

████

[INPUT LEVEL 2/3000 SECURITY CREDENTIALS]

Item#: ████

Level2

Containment Class:

euclid

Secondary Class:

none

Disruption Class:

vlam

Risk Class:

notice

link to memo

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Special Containment Procedures: SCP-████ is implanted with a tracking device and is currently housed at Site-██. SCP-████ is currently allowed Class 3 (Confidential) socialization privileges with approved site personnel, granted based on continued good behaviour and cooperation with Foundation personnel. All personnel interacting with SCP-███ are to be aware when producing written documents both physical and digital. Any written documents must be checked for any trace of SCP-████ and then if found, to be corrected.
Additionally, SCP-████ is allowed a computer and requested computer games totaling no more than [DATA EXPUNGED] every month.

Description: SCP-████ is a physically normal Asian male of 1.65 meters in height and 62 kg in weight. SCP-████ is currently 21 years of age and has brown eyes and black hair. SCP-████ was born as [DATA EXPUNGED]. He does not appear to have any out-of-the-ordinary physical characteristics and appears to be, for all intents and purposes, a normal human being in good health.

SCP-████ has multiple memetic effects. A give subject may be affected by these effects by interacting with SCP-████ or most notably when producing any form of text in close proximity to SCP-████. Both methods of infection produce the same effects.

SCP-████'s primary effect triggers when a given subject converses either directly or through an instant messaging software. Once affected, a given subject will produce minor grammatical errors in any given text. Errors will continually appear (although not in a consistent manner) until the subject ceses to further communication. This effect spreads when affected subjects bring others into the conversation.

SCP-████'s secondary effects include changes of behavior, such as the increased tolerance for wrong grammar, a strong desire of annoyance against those of higher vocabulary and insistent correction and in minor cases a gradual slurring or mispronunciation of words. These are also spread when they are expressed by an affected subject to others.

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Addendum ████.1 : Dr Cal's Notes #██

The Director has been ordered by O5 Council to prepare [REDACTED] in the event SCP-████ memetic effects become increasingly severe towards Foundation personnel.

Following through with these plans, [DATA EXPUNGED] and I are to be assigned to study and interact closely with ████. In the event, the psychological staff studying ████ becomes increasingly inept when producing documenations they are to be pulled immediately.

- Dr Cal

Addendum ████.2: Recorded conversation between an unidentified operator and Dr Cal

<Recording starting at ██:██ on ██/██/██>

(Laughter between two Foundation personnel can be heard.)
Unidentified Operator: ████ is definitely just 230.
Dr Cal:: Apparently, after trying to get him to [REDACTED] with one of my colleagues, he backed out.
(Conversation continues on about SCP-████, and eventually about a D Class Personnel assigned at the site)

Addendum████.2 pending deletion.
No information in this conversation helps us in understanding SCP-████. Who even put this here?
- Dr ██████