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SCP-5834
Object class:Euclid

Special containment procedures: Instances of SCP-5834 are to be located by field agents in popular toy stores.Foundation will provide funds to buy these products.Instances of SCP-5834 will be kept in a Foundation warehouse at Site-103.
Description: SCP-5834 is a product made by ‘Richard’s toy manufacturing co.’(Company does not exist).SCP-5834 is a body suit that comes in several different sizes¹.It is composed of a foam-like substance.Researchers have not been able to identify these materials due to its anomalous invulnerability.SCP-5834 can shoot 120mm tank rounds at 30 rounds per minute(One per every 2 seconds),at 80 mph.No switches/buttons have been viewed in the interior of SCP-5834, and it is proven by researcher to bob be fired by willpower.Rounds are fired from the wrist,with no source of ammunition.The places where the rounds are fired from are anomalously on the wrist of the user’s primary hand.SCP-5834 is virtually indestructible,surviving the following:

1.Detonation of Site-634’s² nuclear warhead
2.Being dissolved in acid
3.Being hit with a bunker buster³

—SCP-5834 will anomalously appear in popular toy stores in the [REDACTED] area of Quebec,Canada. Interviews have been conducted on owners of said stores,but results have proved inconclusive as to the acquiring of SCP-5834 by stores.
Discovery:SCP-5834 was initially discovered at the [REDACTED] store in Quebec City.Only one instance was found and recovered.

+Recovery log

Recovery log	Location	Instances recovered	Year
5834-1	Quebec City	One(1) instance recovered	2001
5834-2	Montreal	Three(3) instances recovered	2001
5834-3	Levis	Seven(7) instances recovered	2002
5834-4	Saguenay	Twelve(12) instances recovered	2004
5834-5	[REDACTED],New York State	Fifty-four(54) instances recovered	2006

On [REDACTED]/[REDACTED]/2006, instances of SCP-5834 were copied, and made into a metal body guard.They were decommissioned shortly after introduction, because they were less durable and had low movement speed, compared to SCP-5834,and had caused multiple soldiers to break feet and other lower bones due to the suit’s weight.

SCP-5834’s warehouse was hit by a bunker buster by an unknown anti-foundation faction on [REDACTED]/[REDACTED/2006, causing high collateral damage.All instances of SCP-5834 were reported to have no exterior damage.

+ See incident log 5834-1

On [REDACTED]/[REDACTED],2007,a containment breach occurred in Site-634⁴ and the site’s alpha warhead detonated, causing over [REDACTED] casualties.All 77 instances of SCP-5834 were recovered fully intact,and Site-634 is under reconstruction and decontamination as of [REDACTED]/[REDACTED]/2010.

Due to the destructive nature of SCP-5834,Researcher [REDACTED] suggested to terminate SCP-5834 on [REDACTED]/[REDACTED]/2008

Termination request denied.(Unanimous message from the 05 council)

Despite being ordered not to terminate SCP-5834,researcher[REDACTED] persisted with termination attempts

+ See termination Attempt 1

Test:An instance of SCP-5834 was completely submerged in acid for approximately 72 hours.
Results:The instance was extracted and showed no external signs of damage

As of the writing of this article, researcher [REDACTED] is detained at a undisclosed foundation cell, and has been relieved of his duties.

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SCP-5833<< SCP-5834>>SCP-5835

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Footnotes

1. Sizes range from small children to young teenagers

2. SCP-5834’s original warehouse facility

3. 630 pounds of explosives

4. See footnote 2