News for February 2018

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Welcome to this installment of site news, where Madness reigns!

This is a series showing off news from the site, articles from the past month¹, and fan-content for you to check out and discover! Be sure to leave a comment with your thoughts!

Featured Articles

The featured articles for March were SCP-1131 ("The Oscar Bug") by CityToast, Right? by weizhong, and 'Unicorn Horn' (HYTCH/8FNE6/B77KT) by GreenWolf. The first is about a bloodborne gentleman, the second covers a month in the life of a D-Class, and the third is about exploiting mythical beings for fun and profit (just try to ignore the saddest whinnys ever)!

Event Featured Articles

The theme for the month of March was satellite!

In SCP-1778 (Valor) by Dr Reach, a cosmonaut is thrown through the loop when his mission doesn't go exactly as planned.

In SCP-364 (Ionian Drop Point) by Quikngruvn, waste management becomes a major point of concern for the Foundation.

In SCP-2146 (The Space Whale) by MegalomaniacInchworm, a self-absorbed cetacean shares its message with the world.

Week of March 1st:

SCPs

SCP-3340 ("You Think, Therefore We Are") - "blurb" Written by Dr Aers does not match any existing user name.
SCP-3421 ("Cell Phone Trees") - "blurb" Written by glewmie.
SCP-3787 ("The Horse Meme") - "The house of Inconsistent Horses…" Written by FloppyPhoenix.
SCP-3852 ("Small Town Justice") - "blurb" Written by NataKilar.
SCP-3896 ("The Knights Grow Weary") - "blurb" Written by CadaverCommander.
SCP-3231 ("10,000,000 People Can't Be Wrong") - "blurb" Written by TL333s.
SCP-3149 ("Monkey Business") - "blurb" Written by Tanhony.
SCP-1763-EX ("Found Space Theatre") - "blurb" Written by MaliceAforethought.
SCP-3601 ("A Cautionary Tale") - "blurb" Written by ratsy.
SCP-3218 ("Animals in Boxes") - "blurb" Written by Tzuvembi.
SCP-3393 ("For Your Eyes Only") - "blurb" Written by Captain Kirby.
SCP-3315 ("ｐｅｒｓｅｖｅｒａｎｃｅ") - "blurb" Written by Billith.
SCP-3465 ("Better Safe Than Sorry") - "blurb" Written by DarkStuff.
SCP-3385 ("Equine Mondegreen") - "blurb" Written by (account deleted).
SCP-3936 ("Working as Intended") - "blurb" Written by Tanhony.
SCP-3298 ("Miss Connection") - "blurb" Written by ModernMajorGeneral.
SCP-3856 ("Researcher Lloyd, Destroyer of Worlds") - "blurb" Written by MaliceAforethought.
SCP-3789 ("Abyssal Basalt 'Jellyfish'") - "blurb" Written by Weryllium.
SCP-3415 ("Employee of The Month, Every Month") - "blurb" Written by Blooper.
SCP-3173 ("Forest Prison") - "blurb" Written by Whipple.
SCP-3713 ("All the World’s a Stage") - "blurb" Written by DarkStuff.
SCP-3320 ("Ethical Relativity") - "blurb" Written by ModernMajorGeneral.
SCP-3291 ("Flowers of Solomon") - "blurb" Written by ClockworkKitten.
SCP-3168 ("House Chickens") - "blurb" Written by Voct.
SCP-3595 ("Einheit") - "blurb" Written by ObserverSeptember.
SCP-3627 ("Dreamy Jasters") - "blurb" Written by Wildman8.

Week of March 8th:

SCPs

SCP-2700-EX ("Teleforce") - "blurb" Written by TheeSherm.
SCP-3181 ("Lemme Get It Boneless") - "blurb" Written by Communism will win.
SCP-3347 ("They Grow Up So Fast") - "blurb" Written by Wildman8.
SCP-3504 (""And how will we know you are one of us?"") - "blurb" Written by OthellotheCat.
SCP-3894 ("Our Sorrow") - "blurb" Written by CadaverCommander.
SCP-3895 ("Our Unrest") - "blurb" Written by CadaverCommander.
SCP-3151 ("Movie in a Bottle") - "blurb" Written by Tanhony.
SCP-3276 ("Young Successful Independent Self-Employed CEOs") - "blurb" Written by Tiefling.
SCP-3981 ("[UNTITLED UFO]") - "blurb" Written by kingpogan.
SCP-3244 ("Mountain Dew: Code Red") - "blurb" Written by Doctor Cimmerian.
SCP-3605 ("The blue is so beautiful") - "blurb" Written by ObserverSeptember.
SCP-3383 ("A Lake with a Snake") - "blurb" Written by Zyn.
SCP-3160 ("There Are Wasps Inside Your Microwave, And They're Stinging You Right Now") - "blurb" Written by Tanhony.
SCP-3515 ("Unearth") - "blurb" Written by psul.
SCP-3730 ("Eagerly Awaiting Takeoff") - "blurb" Written by 9Volt does not match any existing user name.
SCP-3179 ("The Seed") - "blurb" Written by Tanhony.
SCP-3633 ("I'm Right Behind Me") - "blurb" Written by Captain Kirby.
SCP-3902 ("Darling, Dearest, Dead") - "blurb" Written by spicaterrible.
SCP-3184 ("I'm sick of bugs getting stuck in my god damn bathroom light") - "blurb" Written by yhudo.
SCP-3588 ("Cheers") - "blurb" Written by CadaverCommander.
SCP-3939 ("[NUMBER RESERVED; AWAITING RESEARCHER]") - "blurb" Written by Croquembouche.
SCP-3270 ("The Painting That Makes You A Furry") - "blurb" Written by JanitorCakeworth.

Tales

Foundation Missed Connections - "blurb" Written by toadking07.
Homaquis - "blurb" Written by not_a_seagull.

GoI-Formats:

LTE-0851-Cetus - [Global Occult Coalition] "blurb" Written by stormbreath.

Week of March 15th:

SCPs

SCP-3182 ("The Grocery Store") - "blurb" Written by Tanhony.
SCP-3388 ("Cacthulhu") - "blurb" Written by Captain Kirby.
SCP-3196 ("The Adventures of Rex Dangerly") - "blurb" Written by Toa_Vine.
SCP-3855 ("Antimemetic Speakeasy") - "blurb" Written by ObserverSeptember.
SCP-3186 ("These Words Of Ours, Written So Deftly Across The Sky") - "blurb" Written by Tanhony.
SCP-3172 ("A Field Of Unfortunate Flowers") - "blurb" Written by Tanhony.
SCP-3797 ("The Once and Future Gun") - "blurb" Written by stormbreath.
SCP-3845 ("Buddy") - "blurb" Written by MrBazzle.
SCP-3194 ("Divine Presence") - "blurb" Written by CharlesDoucet.
SCP-3660 ("The Zoo Zipper") - "blurb" Written by Veiedhimaedhr.
SCP-3890 ("Forget-Me-Not") - "blurb" Written by Tanhony.
SCP-3564 ("The Immortal Bard, Act Ⅱ: Return of Shakespeare") - "blurb" Written by MaliceAforethought.
SCP-3885 ("The High-Octane Full-Throttle Adventures of the Exploding Zombie Gearheads") - "blurb" Written by CadaverCommander.
SCP-3719 ("Your Friendly Neighbourhood Lawnmower") - "blurb" Written by FloppyPhoenix.
SCP-3379 ("D-11424 and the Arctic Meat Hole of Infinite Wonders") - "blurb" Written by Weryllium.
SCP-3689 ("The Seat of Criticism") - "blurb" Written by H F Dummie.
SCP-3445 ("Grave Insights") - "blurb" Written by ObserverSeptember.
SCP-3485 ("Omega Messier") - "blurb" Written by not_a_seagull.
SCP-3175 ("A Wish Granted") - "blurb" Written by CharlesDoucet.
SCP-3265 ("It's Good") - "blurb" Written by Dmatix.
SCP-3467 ("Anomoalous, Moa Less") - "blurb" Written by Weryllium.
SCP-3577 ("Pack To The Future") - "blurb" Written by Blooper.

Tales

Salt the Slug, Sheepdog - "blurb" Written by Pedantique.
War On All Fronts - Hub - "blurb" Written by stormbreath.
Prologue: Recruiting - "blurb" Written by Stallmantic.
The Best Laid Plans - "blurb" Written by Jacob Conwell.

Misc

SCP Series 3 - Tales Edition - "blurb" Written by Shaggydredlocks.
War On All Fronts - Hub - "blurb" Written by stormbreath.
Stallmantic’s Den of Debauchery It's Stallmantic's Author Page!
CadaverCommander's Mobile Assault Necropolis It's CadaverCommander's Author Page!
The Page of the Bazzle It's MrBazzle's Author Page!
FloppyPhoenix's Author Page It's FloppyPhoenix's Author Page!

Week of March 22nd:

SCPs

SCP-3533 ("Metaphysiclean!") - "blurb" Written by Billith.
SCP-3262 ("Fire of Unknown Origin") - "blurb" Written by Communism will win.
SCP-2651 ("Gazing Upon a Failed Future") - "blurb" Written by 9Volt does not match any existing user name.
SCP-1661 ("Gremlins") - "blurb" Written by Shaggydredlocks.
SCP-3411 ("THE NEW YORK'S GLORIOUS CHILDREN'S BATALLION") - "blurb" Written by Tanhony.
SCP-3269 ("Pop Culture") - "blurb" Written by Communism will win.
SCP-3254 ("Grant's Mama Bear") - "blurb" Written by tretter does not match any existing user name.
SCP-3253 ("A Prison of Ink and Flesh") - "blurb" Written by Tzuvembi.
SCP-3528 ("Witch Hunter") - "blurb" Written by Weryllium.
SCP-3527 ("Incompetent Rap-Loving Bodysnatchers") - "blurb" Written by DrCaroll.
SCP-3273 ("Self-Performed Brain Editing Manual") - "blurb" Written by Blibby_Blobfish.
SCP-3886 ("The Necromancer’s Saddle") - "blurb" Written by Ember16.