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WARNING: THE FOLLOWING DOCUMENT IS OUTDATED AS OF █/█/20██


A REVISED AND REWRITTEN VERSION IS CURRENTLY AWAITING REVIEW FROM THE SITE-102 DIRECTOR AND IS PROVIDED FOR PEER REVIEW BELOW THE ORIGINAL DOCUMENT.

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedure: Crates of SCP-XXXX that go into Foundation custody are to be stored in Storage Wing C of Site-102. Further acquisition of SCP-XXXX crates is the main effort of containment. As such, Foundation personnel are assigned in rotating shifts to monitor anomalous item websites on the Deep Web and the Dark Web. Upon notice of SCP-XXXX being sold on any websites, Foundation personnel are to make their best effort to obtain the item before other buyers are allowed the chance. Sellers of these items in blacklist are Marshall, Carter and Dark, and any front companies associated with them as they have been known to sell the most volume. During the handling of SCP-XXXX, temperature protection gear, such as oven mitts, is recommended.

Description: Bottles of SCP-XXXX are labeled with bold colors and a label reading Hi-5 Energy Solution. These contain approximately 57 mL of fluid each. Chemical inspection of SCP-XXXX bottles reveals they are made of a polytetrafluoroethylene1-based polymer. In the back of each bottle, there is an ingredient list that includes strong acids such as fluoroantimonic acid and volatile energy sources like Uranium-235. SCP-XXXX is the designation given to the fluid contained in these bottles. SCP-XXXX is light in color with an appearance close to that of milk. The absolute viscosity of SCP-XXXX is infinitesimally close to a value of zero.
Upon the insertion of a full bottle of SCP-XXXX into any system which may consume it in some way or another, the system performs at optimal capacity for the duration of exactly five hours. Ways in which a system is able to use SCP-XXXX are detailed in Addendum XXXX-1. The effects of SCP-XXXX are ignorant of factors like energy consumption rate and scale of a system so that, no matter what is being powered, no less than five hours will be spent energizing the system. A notable exception to the effects of SCP-XXXX is living matter. Further details are provided with Experiment Logs XXXX-A – I.