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SCP #6000
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedure: SCP 6000 is to be guarded by two D-class personnel with level three clerence at all times. SCP 6000 is to be plugged into a standard Type A wall outlet (120 volts) within a well lit room. Dimensions should be approximately 4 by 4 by 5 meters cubed and lined with lead panels so as to prevent outside interference during any testing by on site personnel. All persons who consume by products of SCP 6000, officially designated as SCP 6000-1, are to be held in quarantine for a period of up to 48 hours or until all symptoms have abated. Should the subject continue to exhibit strange symptoms or be deemed unfit for release by onsite researchers, an immediate psychological evaluation will be conducted. For this reason, site number (DATA EXPUNGED) is to have a trained psychologist onsite at all times. Any personnel imbued with the powers of instances of SCP 6000-1 attempting to leave the facility will be stopped with deadly force if necessary.
Description: SCP 6000 is a Douglass and Powell mark 15 type vending machine. It dispenses 6 types of carbonated and non carbonated beverages: Sunny-D, Sprite, Fanta, Surge, Mellow Yellow and Coke. The vending machine appears to be able to generate its own limitless supply of beverages, as well over 1,000 instances of SCP 6000 are estimated to have been produced by SCP 6000 to date, well beyond its internal capacity. The exact means of replication of instances of SCP 6000-1 is unknown. An attempt at reverse engineering the machine lead by Dr. (DATA EXPUNGED) has found that SCP 6000 does not differ from other instances of Douglass and Powell mark 15 in terms of internal mechanics and design. The only distinguishing factor of SCP 6000 is that it has what can only be described as a thin coat of dust on its outer surface only a few micrometers in thickness. All attempts to chemically analyse this dust have rendered inconclusive results. Interestingly, despite repeated attempts to clean or otherwise remove this dust from the surface of SCP 6000 using various methods, no attempt has been successful. SCP 6000 was discovered by agent (DATA EXPUNGED) while investigating mysterious circumstances of widespread behavioral abnormalities at (DATA EXPUNGED) University. It was discovered that students at the university were using instances of SCP 6000 -1 to improve their studying habits, social standing among other things. Each of the six variations of SCP 6000 -1 has its own unique proprieties, the side affects of which last between 10 and 30 hours.
Mellow Yellow: This instance of SCP 6000 -1 induces a feeling of calm in those who drink it. D-class personnel who have consumed this iteration of SCP 6000-1 have expressed feeling a sense of inner peace accompanied with a euphoric lemon taste that lingers in their mouth for days after consuming this instance of SCP 6000 -1. Moreover, subjects have demonstrated an inability to become stressed, even when exposed to life threatening stimuli. (reference document number DATA EXPUNGED for details)
Sprite: D-class personnel who have consumed this instance of SCP 6000-1 have become aware of a multitude of pop cultural references, the latest relevant cultural colloquialisms and an impressive knowledge of current memes. Additionally, subjects have demonstrated a marked improvement in verbal articulation and confidence.
Surge: D-class personnel consuming this iteration of SCP 6000 -1 have demonstrated increased speed, strength and stamina for long periods of time. Subjects also report feeling a sense of invincibility that allows them to push their bodies to their limits.
Coke: D-class personnel consuming this iteration of SCP 6000 -1 have attained the ability to intensely concentrate on any given task for long periods of time to the point that subjects will react violently if they are distracted from their primary objective in any way.
Sunny-D: D-class personnel will only demonstrate the effects of this iteration of SCP 6000-1 if they were born between the years 1990 and 1999. Subjects who meet this criteria report feeling a sense of euphoric nostalgia as their minds are flooded with fond memories of their childhoods.
Fanta: D-class personnel have demonstrated the ability to speak fluent German for a period of 5 hours after consuming this instance of SCP 6000-1, despite having no previous knowledge of the German language.
