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Item #:SCP-XXXX
The Mighty Scrub
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedure: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a locked in a combination drawer at Site-[REDACTED]. Security Level 3 and above with permission can use and research SCP-XXXX within safety guidelines: ALWAYS USE NONE-LATEX CHEMICAL LABORATORY SPEC GLOVES! FAILURE TO ABIDE BY THE GUIDELINE WILL BE IMMEDIATE TERMINATION.
SCP-XXXX was found by medical staff at [REDACTED], Albanian Medical Center. Foundation sent field agent (EXPUNGED) to extract SCP-XXXX.
Cultures of the Bleach Towel could not be kept safely; the plastic cylindrical container is made of a substance that only exists within [REDACTED] dimension, also known as “Torvork” or “King’s Paradise”, the type of container is the only of its kind that can safely harbor the Bleach Towels.
Composition: Plastic cylinder that contains the Bleach Towels is similar to a meta material that is not from our dimension but from [REDACTED] that Dr. [REDACTED] mentioned when rescued. Both cylinder and towels show anomalous DNA structures, possibly a “living plastic” that has been programmed to contain the Bleach Towels safely. If SCP-XXXX leaves the facility it can be tracked using a small beacon placed inside of the cylinder and will be picked up on satellite imagery. Class C personal will retrieve and return SCP-XXXX without incident, as the container looks similar to Foundation Cleaning Staff Materials. Upon return if anyone comes in contact with a Bleach Towel without proper PPE they are to be given a complete psych run down and administered amnestics.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a container filled with Hospital Cleaner Disinfectant Towels with Bleach labeled Dispatch. Net Contents of SCP-XXXX: 150-6.75” X8” Towels, approximately 2LB (32 oz) 907 g. On the bottom of the Dispatch container is Albanian “Asgjë nuk do të jetojë”, which translates to “Nothing Will Live” in English. Anomalous effects occur when handling the Towels and using them occasionally; as with bleach the Towel will disinfect everything it touches, normal time for TB disinfection is 2 minutes, with the SCP-XXXX Towel it will disinfect immediately. Further exposure to SCP-XXXX subjects begin to clean the area around them, in some instances, the subject will become engrossed with cleanliness to the point of seeking out bleach and bleaching themselves believing they are “dirty” and unworthy. In other instances upon further usage of SCP-XXXX the subject cleans an entire area and deems it “worthy of the mighty scrub” the subject will drink the bottle of bleach they find and die immediately. Our records could find nothing on “The Mighty Scrub” and possibly relates to the other dimension. Subjects using None-Latex gloves or Laboratory specific chemical rubber gloves are guarded against these cognitive based anomalies. We are unable to pin point the cause of the anomaly and are continuing research. Each Towel pulled in replenished in some fashion, a subject can pull out the entirety of the Towels, once empty the 2LB cylinder weighs .4 LBS and once the top is placed back on the cylindrical container the subject can feel it fill itself. Tests such as X-Ray, MRI, and CTscan all show the Cylinder filling itself from a possible pocket dimension such as SCP-????. However, considering the existence of the pocket dimension SCP-XXXX should be used and looked after with extra care. We don’t want to risk a containment breach due to dimensional tear. (SEE UPDATE 03/09/XX FOR FURTHER INFORMATION)
UPDATE 03/09/XX- Dimensional Equation EX-9857-Du9 in conjunction with (REDACTED) Device has been successfully implemented, we finally know where the Bleach Towels ae coming from. The alternate universe is similar to our own and a very similar Foundation uses these dimensions to replenish certain items and equipment from other dimensions. We were able to make contact, they have shared the chemical composition of the Bleach and how to protect ourselves indefinitely from its anomalous affects, though further contact as to which dimension it’s from and who “The Mighty Scrub” is have been in complete failure. Ongoing contact has been considered but not yet approved. –Dr. Benjie Wong
UPDATE 10/20/XX-Further contact has been granted, we finally made contact again with the other Foundation. The reason they use SCP-XXXX is due to a viral and bacterial outbreak from a containment breach, they do not have an instance of SCP-2000 (We did not disclose SCP-2000) so in order to rid the world of the outbreak they used their ability to “jump” dimensions in order to find one with the chemical composition that is this Bleach, the stuff kills everything. They found the anomalous affects a little more than a few days into using it, some workers
Tests of SCP-XXXX
Interviewer- Dr. Holden Glassfield
Class D-9840
Dr. Holden- “Good morning D-9840, please approach the Dispatch and open the container.”
Class D-9840- “Hey man this shit is bleach, don’t I need gloves?”
Dr. Holden- “D-9840, please follow directions or risk being put back, understood?”
Class D-9840- “Yeah, yeah. I’m opening the lid, smells like Bleach.”
Dr. Holden- “Thank you 9840, please reach in and take a Towel, afterwards I want you to clean the desk in front of you and report anything unusual.”
Class D-9840 takes a Towel and begins to clean the desk, less than a minute into cleaning Class D-9840 smiles and what seems to be enjoying himself as he cleans.
Dr. Holden- “9840, please report your emotions.”
Class D-9840- “This table is deemed unworthy of The Mighty Scrub, his Holy Bleached Star will not see this desk as fit. I shall clean until all impurities are destroyed. Pastrim i fuqishëm! Pastrim i fuqishëm!”
Class D-9840 continues to yell in Albanian before finishing scrubbing the desk and starts to franticly clean the room, once he has finished 9840 begins to search the room.
Dr. Holden-“What are you looking for 9840?”
Class D-9840-“Holy Bleached Star! His Blessed Cleanliness! He has blessed the liquid; I need to finish what I started! I need Bleach! He calls to me! Pastrim i fuqishëm! Pastrim i fuqishëm!”
Dr. Holden orders security to bring in a bottle of Bleach
Class D-9840 drops to his knees and begins to cry as he opens the bottle of Bleach and begins to drink it.
Dr. Holden-“I think we are done here.”
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Test 2
Dr. Holden
Class D-9841 “Mute”
Dr. Holden-“Afternoon 9841, please put on the Chemical Rubber Gloves and open SCP-XXXX, begin
cleaning the desk in front of you.”
Class D-9841 nods and begins the process of gloving up and cleaning. Dr. Holden watches for 10 minutes.
Dr. Holden-“I see no sudden changes. How do you feel 9841?”
Class D-9841 flips off Dr. Holden.
Dr. Holden-“Unnecessary 9841, however you provided what I expected. Thank you. Take him to “the hole” security.”
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