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SCP-0174-J in a random individuals refrigerator
Item #: SCP-0174-J
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: No current containment procedures are currently present at this time, and we are not looking into creating said procedures, as random oranges in people's refrigerators is funny.
Description: SCP-0174-J is an orange that has abilities to teleport across the planet into random individual's refrigerators. The appearance of SCP-0174-J is very normal. SCP-0174-J takes on the appearance of a normal every day orange with a crudely drawn-on face. The face appears to be drawn on using a black permanent ink marker.
The face of SCP-0174-J takes on a happy appearance, with two cartoony eyes and a simplistic smile. It also has two eyebrows, angled downwards somewhat, giving it a slightly mischievous appearance.
First appearances of SCP-0174-J began back in June of 2018, where an individual named Josh Requise [will be referred to as individual 1], a college student at the time, discovered SCP-0174-J on the top shelf of his dorm room refrigerator. To see witness interview, refer to Interview-0174-J-A below.
Another appearance involving SCP-0174-J occurred in July of 2018, where another individual named Barbara Pulowski [will be referred to as individual 2], a mother of three and grandmother of 5, found SCP-0174-J sitting on the leftover pizza box in her fridge. To see witness interview, refer to Interview-0174-B.
Attempts to capture and contain SCP-0174-J have all failed ultimately in the end. When contained, no matter the circumstance, SCP-0174-J manages to teleport away from containment and into a new individual's refrigerator, and awaits to be discovered.
Addendum:
Interview 0174-A
Note: This interview was recorded in the presence of SCP-0174-J, and the sudden disappearance of said SCP is due to it teleporting to another fridge. Both the witness and the interviewer did not notice its disappearance until they looked for it.
<Begin Log>
Dr. Raventowski:Hello Mr. Requise. I believe you know why you're here.
Individual 1: Yeah it's about that weird fuckin' orange.
Dr. Raventowski: Well, that surely is a way to put it. Yes, it's about the orange. For archival reasons, I have some questions that I must ask you.
Individual 1: That's fine. As long as it's not about my sex life.
Dr. Raventowski: Right.. Anyways, please describe your encounter with the orange.
Individual 1: Right. Well, me and my boys just finished with one of our classes at our college. They wanted to finish our work, but I was starving out my ass, I tell ya. So I decided to quickly run to the dorm and heat up some of our leftover pizza. I opened the fridge and bam, there Henry was.
Dr. Raventowski: Henry?
Individual 1: Yeah. That's the name I gave him.
Dr. Raventowski: Right.. Anyways, can you describe the orange's appearance and location in the fridge?
Individual 1: Yeah. He was orange, and had a happy face. Looked like it was drawn on by a Sharpie. And he was facing right at me. On the top shelf.
Dr. Raventowski: Right. So this one?
Dr. Raventowski sets SCP-0174-J on the table, and faces it towards Individual 1.
Individual 1: Yes! That's him! That's Henry!
Dr. Raventowski: Alright. I think we have what we need. Please step out of the room and follow the arrows on the floor. A guard will guide you. Thank you for your cooperation.
Individual 1: Can I have my cookie now?
Dr. Raventowski: No.
Individual 1: Awe…
Dr. Raventowski: Now… What did I do with that fucking orange…
<End Log>
Interview-0174-B
Dr. Raventowski: Hello Mrs. Pulowski. I believe you know why you're here.
Individual 2: How long is this going to be? I have children and grandchildren at home to feed!
Dr. Raventowski: It won't be long, I assure you. Now, for archival reasons, I have some questions I need to ask you.
Individual 2: Okay fine. Get on with it, will you?
Dr. Raventowski: Alright. For archiving reasons, please describe your encounter with the orange.
Individual 2: Well, my children mentioned to me that they were hungry. So I did what any good mother would do and walked out to the kitchen to make them some sammiches. And by god, I jumped a little as I opened the fridge, not expecting that orange to be there. I looked at it, and chuckled to myself, assuming one of my children did it, so I went out and asked them if they did it, laughing about it. But when they said they didn't, I thought they were lying, just to pull my leg. But when I went back out to get it and show them, it was gone. Poof. Just like that.
Dr. Raventowski: It disappeared you said?
Individual 2: That's what I said, isn't it?
Dr. Raventowski: Yes. Now, can you describe the orange?
Individual 2: It's an orange, you dumbass. It obviously ain't green.
Dr. Raventowski: Ma'am, I'm asking if you noticed anything unusual about the orange. There's no need to be mean..
Individual 2: It had a face drawn on with a marker. It was smiling.
Dr. Raventowski: Alright I think we have what we need here. You are free to go. Please follow the arrows on the fl-
Individual 2: Yeah yeah I know the process. I'm not a monkey.
<End Log>
