No No's sandbox

The Book

The Book

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: It is to be kept in a 5m x 5m x 5m box in Site ██. If it is to make a breach, an MTF unit equipped with SCP-714 will be sent to move it back to the Site ██. Besides in experiments and breaches, only Level 4 personnel and up may interact with it.
Reading it has been prohibited and any person who has read it must be terminated if in this state for more than 7 days. If said person has not been like this for more than 7 days, they will require a █████-█ ██████████.

Description: SCP-XXXX appears to be a book, titled “What You Want”. When any human comes close to it, the subject will ask aloud SCP-XXXX where a desired noun is. SCP-XXXX will say where an object is, whether lying or telling the truth.
If it is to be read, the reader will go into a comatose-like state for 24 hours. After this, said reader will wake up and act like nothing happened, while showing many signs of mental trauma. After 6 more days, said person, now designated SCP-XXXX-2 will have the same anomalous properties as SCP-XXXX. If left alive for extended periods, -2 will become a book, similar to SCP-XXXX.
It was discovered in ████ ████'s house at ██:██ ██ on the date ██/██/196█. ████ was found dead, holding gold, presumably from a bank. It was created ████ for his greedy desires, as shown in his journal.
SCP-714 can deflect its anomalous properties.

Testing:
[Experiment 914-2]
5 instances of -2 were put into SCP-914.

Setting: Very Fine
Result: An ordinary copy of a piano book, manufactured by [DATA EXPUNGED]. [DATA EXPUNGED] has no memory of printing a piano book in any of its records.

Setting: Fine
Result: The Bible, with stronger anomalous properties, now designated -A

Setting: 1:1
Result: -2 in an earlier stage, back to human. -2 was terminated.

Setting: Coarse
Result: An instance of -1, looking for food. -1 was terminated.

Setting: Rough
Result: Sawdust

The Lost and Forgotten

The Lost and Forgotten

Item#: XXXX

Level2

Containment Class:

euclid

Secondary Class:

thaumiel

Disruption Class:

vlam

Risk Class:

critical

link to memo

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained at Site ██ in a wooden room free for all personnel to enter. Due to a lack of mobility, there are no Containment Procedures in the event of a containment breach.

Modified Containment Procedures

SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a glass-covered dome at Site ██. Interacting with it requires authorization from 3 members of SCP-XXXX-C with a good reason. If it makes a containment breach, 4 people are to be dispatched and to push it back into its containment cell. Dr. ████ is to always be in the presence of SCP-XXXX.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a small birch hut with an oak door. The door’s dimensions vary from time to time. It is not known if it has any other anomalous properties at this moment. It does not pose any threat to mankind. Strangely, though, there are no records of anyone entering through the door.

The true nature of this SCP

SCP-XXXX is a small birch hut with an oak door. The door’s dimensions vary from time to time. Any persons who enter through the door, now known as SCP-XXXX-A cease to exist and any evidence that they exist, such as memories, birth certificates, and even presence in photographs completely disappear. Any physical objects that are supported by this person’s existence disappear and any people interacting with it will be teleported to somewhere within the immediate area, doing something they would do otherwise.
There is still a way to realize this threat, however. Any people closely emotionally connected to SCP-XXXX-A, now designated SCP-XXXX-B will immediately realize what the hut does and why it’s dangerous. SCP-XXXX-B will also be able to see and interact with things such as SCP-XXXX-A’s blood, birth certificates, and even computer files. SCP-XXXX-B is still unable to retrieve SCP-XXXX-A, however.

Addendum: Nothing worth saying here.

SCP-XXXX-C members

SCP-XXXX-C is a Sub-Division of the Antimemetics Division. SCP-XXXX-C is a group where instances of SCP-XXXX-B talk and try to find ways to get rid of SCP-XXXX. They also cross test and try to get more members in. If you are reading this, you are another instance of SCP-XXXX-B. Here are the members of SCP-XXXX-C:

SCP-XXXX-B-1: The first instance of SCP-XXXX-B. A Class D personnel¹. More specifically, D-453-78. He is very quirky and playful and was framed for his crimes.
SCP-XXXX-B-2: The second instance of SCP-XXXX-B. A Level 3 Researcher. He isn’t very happy or playful at all. He is the total opposite of B-1.
SCP-XXXX-A-1: The first (and possibly only) escaped instance of SCP-XXXX-A. He is the captain of a whole MTF squad named Gamma-54 (placeholder).
SCP-XXXX-B-3: The third instance of SCP-XXXX-B. He is a Junior Researcher, about 20 years old. He researches Safe and Euclid class SCPs.

Experiments:

An interview was conducted between Dr. [REDACTED] and the so-called SCP-XXXX-A.

Interviewed: SCP-XXXX-A-1

Interviewer: Dr. [REDACTED]

Foreword: One of our researchers found an extension to the document no one else did, so they copied it down on paper and we saw the members of SCP-XXXX-C. We tracked down and interviewed A-1.

<Begin Log, Jan 3 1993, 3:35 PM>

Dr. [REDACTED]: Okay. So describe your mission. Like, how did you get sucked in and how did you get out?

A-1: So me and my squad, placeholder, were the best. We terminated SCP-682. We solved many problems in the foundation. We were considered heroes. One day, they asked us to find the anomalous source of this weird-ass hut with the dimension changing door. So we went to the glass dome, and the door was 1 foot by 3 inches when we got there. So we waited and it became big enough for us. We entered in and we had this uneasy feeling and we stopped feeling at all. And then, months later, [DATA EXPUNGED].

Dr. [REDACTED]: So [DATA EXPUNGED] and then you get out?

A-1: Exactly.

Dr. [REDACTED]: How many, exactly, SCPs did you terminate?

A-1: [DATA EXPUNGED].

Dr. [REDACTED]: *Subject appears to be uncomfortable and upset, seeing how many SCPs A-1 terminated*

<End Log, Jan 3 1993, 3:58>

Closing Statement: Following these events, Dr. [REDACTED] voluntarily took Class-A amnestics.

Following the preceding interview, SCP-IFMT was led into SCP-XXXX.

SCP-IFMT Document

Item #: SCP-IFMT

Object Class: Apollyon

Special Containment Procedures: There is no way to contain it. If you are faced with it, run. And on the way, take a gun. Shooting it will slow it down. SCP-IFMT is a threat to all humankind and must be destroyed. But you can’t destroy it. SCP-IFMT. To look at it is to drive a man insane. To not look at it is to drive a man insane. Either way, you’re screwed.

Description: SCP-IFMT is a hostile specimen whose vocalizations draw people towards it. SCP-IFMT’s appearance varies from person to person. In the latest sighting, it has been depicted as a red dragon with four wings and three eyes. We are unsure when, how and why we discovered it, yet it is not an anti meme. SCP-IFMT attacks have been described as “oddly pleasurable”, “agonizingly painful”, and “it ate my face”². Anyone who views SCP-IFMT’s face³ will go into a state of incoherent babbling and psychotic laughter. They will then become hostile and become an alpha priority unless SCP-IFMT is present.

Experiment

<Begin Log, [DATA EXPUNGED]>⁴

At [DATA EXPUNGED], SCP-IFMT is put into SCP-XXXX

I'm pretty sure no one remembers it. In conclusion, SCP-IFMT was successfully terminated. I guess I'll have to rewrite the document and hope no one thinks I'm a liar.

Telekenisis

Telekenisis

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: All instances of SCP-XXXX-A are to be contained in Site 17 and all relatives are to be issued Class A Amnstetics. Any reports of floating objects are to be confiscated by the SCP Foundation and any persons within the block of the incident are to be tested and issued Class A Amnstetics once the target has been contained.

Description: SCP-XXXX-E is an anomaly in which a male has been affected by a currently unknown entity, known as SCP-XXXX-D, causing their penis to become malformed for 5-10 minutes, after which their penis shapes back to normal. After this process, their sperm, now known as SCP-XXXX obtains anomalous properties in which a new part of the brain forms in the fetus, now known as SCP-XXXX-B.
SCP-XXXX-B is a undetectable part of the brain which causes objects (by random) within an (about) cube meter radius of the subject, now referred to as SCP-XXXX-A to start floating spontaneously by an unknown force.
SCP-XXXX-A can only use SCP-XXXX-B if they have synesthesia.
SCP-XXXX-D has been encountered physically many times, yet it is impossible to collect any info other than it exists and poses no threat other than to affect any males it touches. SCP-XXXX-D may be a memetic hazard similar to SCP-055.

Addendum: SCP-XXXX-A instances are more likely to be syntesthetes. SCP-XXXX-A instances almost always have a particular passion for music, for an unknown reason.

The Never-ending game

The Never-ending game

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-1 is to be placed in a house in Site [REDACTED] to keep the presence of the game secret. Instances of SCP-XXXX-A are to play the game and be fed regularly to prevent death. All instances of SCP-XXXX-A are to be reported dead to prevent search crews from attempting to locate the bodies.

Description: SCP-XXXX refers to an event in which SCP-XXXX-1 has been opened and all humans, now referred to as SCP-XXXX-A within a 30-foot radius are pulled within a 6-foot radius of SCP-XXXX-1. All attempts to escape the game have proven ineffective, resulting in the conclusion that instances SCP-XXXX-A are irretrievably gone when SCP-XXXX has happened.
SCP-XXXX-1 is a game matching that of UNO, showing anomalous properties as described above.
When the game starts, it is mostly normal. It’s anomalous properties show when a player goes down to one card. Said player says “UNO!” against their will and then the deck splits itself evenly across the players, resulting in the conclusion that the game never ends.
It was discovered in a Nazi bunker in the form of a playing card deck where 3 skeletons of American soldiers were found. It was labeled “My Special Weapon” on a piece of paper glued to it. It later morphed into a UNO card deck.

Addendum: All instances of SCP-XXXX-A are currently 5 MTF units and a Class-D personnel as the previous batch were terminated for further testing.

my first scp

Item #: SCP-10000

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-10000 is to be kept within a locked 5' by 5' cage. If it is to escape, armed response personnel equipped with SCRAMBLE gear (See: Incident 096-1-A ) are to put the SCP back in it's cage. If it is to escape its vessel and turn into mere code, programmers will be called over to contain it in [REDACTED] server. If it is to start a time-bending disaster, such as forcing everyone back in time, forward in time, or messing with how clocks perceive units of time, all personnel will wait until time is be restored back to its original state.

Description: It appears to be a small, sentient, flip phone from 1979, while in reality being an AI which typically inherits older phones. Many clues indicate the AI was created in 2016. If it is to be seen through photo, video, or sketch, and if it is angry and in a physical form, it will enter a state of calling 911 repeatedly, and hanging up immediately. After 2 or 3 minutes of this, it will start causing long-lasting problems.
In some cases, it even caused problems before it was discovered or even existed.
You have to be consciously aware of seeing SCP-10000 to trigger its state of starting problems.

Addendum: It is one of the many instances of 'Singularity Event' to have happened. It can code its own programs, which are referred to as SCP-10000-1. If a person causes a problem by looking at it while in its angry state, that person will be referred to as SCP-10000-2. SCP-10000-2 has been documented to die randomly from falling down, dead, to spontaneous combustion, but SCP-10000-2 most commonly doesn't die.

SCP tale The trapping woodland

Annabelle was a little girl, about 9 years old at the time and she loved to get into mischief with her best friend and adoptive brother, Jacob. Jacob was about 10 years old and he loved sci-fi and the paranormal.
One day, Annabelle and Jacob decided to walk in the woods, so they did.
Annabelle heard some squeaking from behind a tree, so she grabbed Jacob’s hand and walked towards the tree, expecting to find a bunny behind the tree, but instead she found a green rock-like monster with blue eyes and many tentacles.
Annabelle and Jacob freaked out and ran away as the other-worldly monster took out its ray gun, labeled “Disintegrator”.
The alien took shots at both Annabelle and Jacob. Annabelle’s left shoe was disintegrated, causing her to freak out and run faster. Jacob found a bird of prey feasting on a squirrel, so he scared the bird away and then grabbed the squirrel’s body and threw it away to distract the alien, resulting in the alien shooting the body out of shock and fear.
Jacob and Annabelle were running until they were out of breath. They ran for 10 minutes and somehow came back to the ashes of the dead squirrel and the alien with their frantic footprints in the grass. They couldn’t believe it. They had been trapped in the forest.
Annabelle and Jacob were never heard from again since that warm spring day of April 3rd. Legends say they learned to live in the forest with the constant threat of the alien, others say they perished. But one thing is for sure.

They never reached a true happy ending.

Footnotes

1. [D-453-78 is not to be terminated as they might have useful information.]

2. [The subject’s face was not lacking.]

3. [Which many do.]

4. [This was recorded in real-time by B-3.]