Item #: SCP-4330
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: Any Instance SCP-4330-2 is to be stored in a secure hangar, equipped with a Class 2 360-degree surveillance system, on a private Foundation airport. Access is to be prohibited to SCP-4330-2 to anyone outside of Containment-Team-4330.
Containment-Team-4330 is to be made up of 72 members. Split into 3 teams; Containment-Team-4330-A, Containment-Team-4330-B, and Containment-Team-4330-C, 24 members each, are to take an 8 hour shift, forming a 24 hour a day security team for SCP-4330-2. Four members of each team are to man the hangar's surveillance system, maintaining contact with the rest of the team, and informing them of any pertinent information. The remaining 20 members of each team are to remain armed, and must hold the perimeter of the hangar. Any unauthorized attempts made to enter the hangar are to be met by non-lethal options, switching to lethal alternatives should the security of SCP-4330-2 require it.
Description: SCP-4330 is an anomalous occurrence that manifests itself into commercial airliners (mid-flight), causing every person on board, except for one assumably seemingly random individual, to feel a sense of joyousness and exhilaration about the fact that they are "above all others". These sensations obviously cause some issue with landings, particularly when the pilots become affected.
Addendum-4330-1: SCP-4330-2-307 is the only known instance of SCP-4330-2 to survive being influenced by SCP-4330. After the pilot turned out to be the random individual not to be affected, and SCP-4330-2-307 came into foundation custody when the inhabitants of the plane were affected the co-pilot had been in the back of the plane talking with a stewardess. The pilot having not been influenced, overheard "orgasmic speaking" through the cockpit door. Tried to contact the flight crew, and when this failed the pilot made a landing at the nearest adequate airport. Word of the incident made way to the authorities who contacted The Foundation.
Item #: SCP-
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Item #: SCP-4335
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4335-A and SCP-4335-B are to be stored at site 19,hereon both SCP-4335-A and SCP-4335-B shall be referred to only as SCP-4335. No people of differing sexes are to be allowed within 10 meters of SCP-4335 (exceptions lay only under authorized experiments).
Any experimenting using SCP-4335 must be authorized by a level 3 foundation member, or higher. No experimenting making an attempt to destroy, or damage SCP-4335 is to be allowed. Should an individual become affected by SCP-4335 there are to be put in isolation from the opposite sex for 24 hours, and kept at least 10m from SCP-4335, during this time.
Description: SCP-4335's physical appearance is unknown, although its physical makeup is known through testing of its surface, and a rough idea of it's actual shape is believed to be known.
SCP-4335 is a metallic box approx. 60cmx30cmx30cm. The object's anomalous properties become apparent when two individuals of opposing sexes view SCP-4335, and their statements of what the object was are contrasted.
Every male who has been recorded in seeing SCP-4335 believes it to be a section of oak wood privacy fencing, however every female believes it to be a large composite table
Item #: SCP-0000
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: Because of the atypical way SCP-0000 is exposed to the public, there are no procedures attempting to prevent the public from gaining access to any signals designated as SCP-0000.
In order to minimize public knowledge, and until more is known about SCP-000 MTF Mu-4 ("Debuggers") is to contain any instance of SCP-1234 and expunge any data pertaining to or copy of SCP-1234's signal, unless otherwise ordered by Class C-1234 personnel. In addition, no digital or physical audio formats are to be used to store any instances of SCP-1234 without clearance by Class B staff.
Do not allow any copy, physical or digital, of SCP-1234 to be kept. Unless an experiment is designed requiring an instance, and is deemed acceptable in discovering more about the origin or effects of SCP-1234. Should an experiment be approved, and an instance of SCP-1234 is acquired, no Class B staff or above is to directly handle, observe, or come into any contact with the instance.
Description: SCP-1234 is a signal intercepted by NATO specifically using the STANAG-4591 codec. When an observer hears the signal they enter into a trance like state, and unless forcibly stopped, the observer will continually attempt to finish listening to the recording.