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Things I still gotta do:

Get 2 greenlights for first SCP
Make the speaker's name and actions in transcripts bold
Work on SCP-1329
Add more detail to SCP-1329-2 (site-Σ)
Work on 7573 dialogue
Finish concepts for scp's

Concepts for SCP's: Universal game console that makes whatever is played on it real, Omniscient duck, Video that ceases existing after being watched, reality bending salesman, an indeterminate number of barrels of heat transfer oil.

Concepts for SCP tales: 7573 escapes

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Item #: SCP-1329

Object Class: Safe

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1. Containment procedures
2. Description of SCP-1329
3. Other Information regarding SCP-1329
3.1 Transcript of Dr. Bright's phone call to the foundation after discovering SCP-1329
3.2 Transcript of interview with Dr. Bright regarding how he discovered SCP-1329

Special Containment Procedures: The entrance to SCP-1329 is to be guarded by armed guards 24/7 and the surrounding area is to be fenced off under the guise of construction with hidden cameras dotted around the perimeter with at least 2 armed guards on stand by to escort trespassers off the property

Description: SCP-1329 is a dome shaped cave located north of ████████, New York with a diameter of 9.144 Meters (30 Feet) and a height of 6.096 Meters (20 Feet) at an unknown depth due to SCP-1329's abilities of localized Spatiokinesis with a passage leading to the surface which acts as the only entrance, the walls and floor of the entrance are consistent with the rest of SCP-1329. SCP-1329's walls are made of an unknown white marble like substance while the walls are made of an unknown black substance, attempts to determine the composition of the walls and floor have failed, furthermore the floor and walls of SCP-1329 have both proven to be completely indestructible. SCP-1329 also contains 5 (Five) arch shaped passages with a diameter of 1.8288 Meters (6 Feet) with a height of 3.048 meters (10 Feet), furthermore the entrance of each passage is adorned with gold carvings. 4 (Four) of the 5 (five) passages are nothing more than a seemingly endless pitch black passage, whilst one seemingly leads to the bottom of the grand canyon where a foundation site dubbed Site-Σ sits in the side of the grand canyon. It is currently unknown whether the other passages have ever been home to other portals or whether portals can be opened in those passages.

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Transcript of Dr. Bright's phone call to the foundation after discovering SCP-1329
Transcript of interview with Dr. Bright regarding how he discovered SCP-1329

Transcript of Dr.Bright's Phone call to the foundation after discovering SCP-1329

*call starts*
*automated response starts* Hello! you have reached the SCP foundation employee line, please state your name, position and reason for calling in a clear tone of voice *automated response ends*
*Dr. Bright* Dr. Jack Bright, personnel director for site 17, 19 and 63, discovery of new SCP.
*automated response starts* Thank you, Dr. Jack Bright. You will be momentarily connected to the right department for your call *automated response ends*

*Hold music*

*Intelligence Agency* *Phone click* Intelligence Agency, Dr. Williams speaking, how may I help you.
*Dr. Bright* Yes hello, my name is Dr. Bright and I think I have just discovered a new SCP.
*Dr. Williams* Hello Dr. Bright, and where exactly is this new SCP located and can you give me a quick description of it.
*Dr. Bright* Happily, It is located just north of ████████, New York and appears to be a passage in the side of a hill leading down to an underground structure of some sort that is giving off a powerful energy.
*Dr. Williams* Ok, We will dispatch a team to ████████, New York, they will arrive in 10-15 Minutes. In the meantime, avoid entering the passage due to it's currently unknown effects. When they arrive please guide them to the SCP's location.
*Dr. Bright* Thank you, I will.
*Dr. Williams* Good, I will be hanging up now *Phone click*
*Automated response start* Thank you for calling the Intelligence Agency, we appreciate your reports of new SCPs. Goodbye
*Call end*

Transcript of interview with Dr. Bright regarding how he discovered SCP-1329

Interviewer: Dr. Dave Adams
Foreword: After escorting the team sent to SCP-1329, Dr. Bright is brought in for an interview regarding how he discovered SCP-1329

*Interview starts, chairs can be heard scooting*
*Dr. Adams* Hello Dr. Bright, my name is Dr. Dave Adams, you can call me Dr. Adams, may I call you Jack?
*Dr. Bright* Yes you may, Dr. Adams.
*Dr. Adams* Thank you, before we start would you like some water, soda, anything?
*Dr. Bright* Yes I would, can I get a water please?
*Dr. Adams* *Dr. Adams turns to his assistant* One ice cold water, please. Actually, Scratch that, make that 2 please. *The door is heard opening and closing as Dr. Adam's assistant leaves* Now, Jack, do you know why we're here today?
*Dr. Bright* Yes I do, you want to know how I discovered the passage that I reported, correct?
*Dr. Adams* Exactly. Now, walk me through the events that lead up to the discovery.
*Dr. Bright* Well, I woke up at about 9:30 an-*Knocking is heard*
*Dr. Adams* *turns towards the door* Come in *Dr. Adam's assistant is heard entering and handing Dr. Adams and Bright their water* Thank you. Now, Jack please continue
*Dr. Bright* Well, as I was saying, I woke up at about 9:30, made breakfast and some coffee for me and my fam- *Dr. Adams interrupts Dr. Bright*
*Dr. Adams* Oh, you're on vacation, how are you enjoying it?
*Dr. Bright* Good, I'm visiting some family
*Dr. Adams* That's good, sorry for interrupting, please continue
*Dr. Bright* It's ok. After eating I went on my daily run.
*Dr. Adams* Usual path?
*Dr. Bright* Yes, and about 15 minutes into my run I discovered the passage and called the foundation.
*Dr. Adams* And you are certain that the passage wasn't there before?
*Dr. Bright* Completely, I grew up there.
*Dr. Adams* In your call you reported that it was giving off a powerful energy, correct?
*Dr. Bright* Yes.
*Dr. Adams* Ok, can you describe what the energy felt like to me?
*Dr. Bright* Not really, it just was just a powerful energy.
*Dr. Adams* Ok, did you enter the passage?
*Dr. Bright* No, I did not
*Dr. Adams* Ok, the team sent to investigate the report also reported sensing a powerful energy emanating from the passage. Ok, I think we're done here. Dr. Bright, it's been an honor meeting you and I hope you have a good rest of your vacation, we'll call you if we need anything else.
*Dr. Bright* Would it be ok if I was in charge of the investigation, since I discovered it?
*Dr. Adams* Unfortunately, I'm not in charge of investigations but, I'll see if I can convince whoever is to put you in charge. Is that all, Jack?
*Dr. Bright* Yep.
*Dr. Adams* Ok, I'll have someone escort you to your car, have a good day jack.
*Dr. Bright* You too Dr. Adams.
*Dr. Bright is heard standing up, and exiting the room*
*End of interview transcript*

Item #: SCP-1329-2 (site-Σ)

Object Class: Safe

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1. Containment procedures
2. Description of SCP-1329-2
3. Further information on SCP-1329-2

Special Containment Procedures: None needed due to SCP-1329-2 only being accessible through SCP-1329-1.

Description: SCP-1329-2 (also known as site-Σ), is a site that only exists in the timeline of SCP-1329-1 and is only accessible through SCP-1329-1. SCP-1329-2 is an abandoned site which served as the main research site for the foundation's teleportation efforts in it's timeline. Upon entering SCP-1329-2 you are greeted by reception and elevators leading deeper into the site, the 8 (Eight) floors accessible from the elevators are as follows:

Floor 1: Reception
Floor 2: Research floor 1
Floor 3: Research floor 2
Floor 4: Administrative
Floor 5: Portal and maintenance
Floor 6: Main core and backup power
Floor 7: Security
Floor 8: D-class holding

Upon discovery of SCP-1329-2, the Intelligence Agency dispatched MTF-Alpha-9 and RTF-Rho-14 with orders to sweep and investigate each floor, the findings of which can be found under "The RTF-Rho-14 investigation".

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1. The RTF-Rho-14 investigation
1.1 The RTF-Rho-14 spontaneous teleportation incident

The RTF-Rho-14 investigation
Upon discovery of SCP-1329-2, the Intelligence Agency dispatched MTF-Alpha-9 and RTF-Rho-14 with orders to sweep and investigate each floor and report findings. Findings are separated by floors they were found on and are as follows

Floor 1: Reception: nothing of note

Floor 2: Research floor 1: Memos were found dated on or around 2/3/2093 which prove that this site was used for teleportation research

Floor 3: Research floor 2: Memos were found regarding both short range and long range teleportation and notices from site administrators stating that "using handheld short range teleporters to prank coworkers is forbidden and punishable"

Floor 4: Administrative: Despite references to long range teleportation technology, no physical plans or information regarding long range teleportation were found, though a hard drive was removed from the site directors computer. The hard drive has been sent back to the Intelligence Agency for it to be decrypted. A memo between administrative staff dated 2/7/2093 was found stating that "Testing the long range teleported in it's current state has the potential to lead to catastrophic malfunction"

Floor 5: Portal and maintenance: Upon entering, the 3 members of RTF-Rho-14 sent to this floor reported being teleported to a white void where initial contact with SCP-7573 was made. The 3 members of RTF-Rho-14 who reported being teleported had their report corroborated by the 6 MTF-Alpha-9 members who reported them suddenly disappearing and reappearing a few seconds later even though the 3 report spending 5-10 minutes in the void talking to SCP-7573. communication transcripts can be found alongside interviews with the 3 members regarding their experience with SCP-7573 under "The RTF-Rho-14 spontaneous teleportation incident". The three individuals teleported also reported finding a small gold coin the approximate size of a quarter and bearing the SCP foundation's insignia with the text "Secure, Contain, Protect" above it on both sides. No known commemorative coins like these have ever been produced by the foundation. The three RTF-Rho members affected have been allowed to keep these coins due to the coins complete lack of anomalous properties.

Floor 6: Main core and backup power: The site's main power is supplied by a fusion reactor with a small nuclear reactor providing power in emergencies

Floor 7: Security: Nothing of note

Floor 8: D-class holding: The last report of a D-class being used for testing is on 2/7/2093 which further corroborates the theory that testing the long range teleporter resulted in a catastrophic malfunction and failure

The RTF-Rho-14 spontaneous teleportation incident

At approximately 10:33 AM the 3 RTF-Rho-14 that entered floor 5 of SCP-1329-2 (site-Σ) were teleported to a white void which acts as containment for SCP-7573. The Communication transcripts are as follow with a rough timeline of the events:

*The 3 RTF-Rho-14 members are teleported*

*Time: 10:33* RTF-Rho-14 member 1 "Williams": W-Where the hell are we? any idea Sarge?
*Time: 10:33:10* RTF-Rho-14 member 2 "Sarge": No [censored] clue, Williams, no [censored] clue.
*Time: 10:33:20* RTF-Rho-14 member 3 "Cortez": I'm ok guys, no need to check or anything.
*Time: 10:33:30* RTF-Rho-14 member 2 "sarge": Stop complaining Cortez, we got bigger problems on our hands.
*Sarge points to the figure standing a few feet away*
*Time: 10:33:40* RTF-Rho-14 member 2 "Sarge": Guns up boys
*All 3 point their guns towards SCP-7573*
*Time: 10:33:50* SCP-7573: There's no need for that, friends, I pose no harm to you.
*Time: 10:34* RTF-Rho-14 member 2 "Sarge": *looking at Williams and Cortez* Guns down.
*looking at SCP-7573*
*Time: 10:34* RTF-Rho-14 member 2 "Sarge": Where are we and who the hell are you?
*Time: 10:34:10* SCP-7573 : You are in my home, I have full control of this dimension, sit.
*SCP-7573 snaps his fingers and a beautiful black wing chair appears behind the three and a black coffee table appears in front of them, SCP-7573 snaps his fingers again and sits in the newly created chair facing the three*
*Time: 10:34:20* SCP-7573: Now, lets get to why I brought you three into my home. Why are you and your friends here? Nobody has visited this facility in decades, you see.
*Time: 10:34:30* RTF-Rho-14 member 3 "Cortez": We unfortunately can't say.
*Time: 10:34:40* SCP-7573 : How unfortunate, you all must have questions, please, I'm all ears.
*Time: 10:34:50* RTF-Rho-14 Member 2 "Sarge": Who are you and how did you get here?
*Time: 10:35* SCP-7573: That I do not know, you see I was a D-class until the incident.
*Time: 10:35:10* RTF-Rho-14 member 2 "Sarge": What incident?
*Time: 10:35:20* SCP-7573: After I was sent through the portal it malfunctioned catastrophically, did nobody record the results of the test?
*Time: 10:35:30* RTF-Rho-14 member 2 "Sarge": No they did not, it seems like the entire facility's staff suddenly disappeared.
*Time: 10:35:40* SCP-7573 : Fascinating. Now, you two must have questions of your own.
*SCP-7573 motions to "Cortez" and "Williams"*
*Time: 10:35:50* RTF-Rho-14 member 3 "Cortez": How long have you been here?
*Time: 10:36* SCP-7573 : There is no time here, this place, this prison of mine, exists beyond time, I've existed forever and never existed at the same time.
*Time: 10:36:10* RTF-Rho-14 member 1 "Williams": When you say "full control over this dimension" what does that exactly entail? Can you snap anything into existence? Can you see into other dimensions and timelines?
*Time: 10:36:20* SCP-7573 : This should answer your first 2 questions.
*SPC-7573 snaps his fingers and a record player playing a Hawaii: Part II record appears on the coffee table*
*Time: 10:36:30* RTF-Rho-14 member 1 "Williams" : Holy [Censored]. I've never seen a copy in the wild, how did you get one? More importantly, how did you know about it?
*SCP-7573 stands up, turns away from the three and a glass of whiskey suddenly appears in his hand*
*Time: 10:36:40* SCP-7573 : You see, *SCP-7573 swirls the whiskey in his glass* I know everything that has happened and everything that will happen. It truly is a curse knowing how different my life could have been if I hadn't signed up to be a D-class, how much better I could have treated those I loved, the relationship I could have had with my mother if I hadn't pushed her away. But, *With a noticeable sadness in his voice* that's all in the past now. Anyways, regarding your third question, I know why you and your friends were sent here.
*Time: 10:37* RTF-Rho member 1 "Williams" : And what would that be?
*Time: 10:37:10* SCP-7573 : To investigate this site and to report any useful information back to the Intelligence Agency and I know one of your friends took the Hard drive from the site director's computer.
*The three RTF members sit there shocked*
*Time: 10:37:10* RTF-Rho-14 member 1 "Williams" : H-H-How did you know that?
*Time: 10:37:20* SCP-7573: I know everything.
*SCP-7573 turns back to face the three*
*Time: 10:37:30* SCP-7573: Now, before I send you three back, do any of you have any further questions?
*Time: 10:37:40* RTF-Rho-14 member 3 "Cortez" : Is there a god?
*Time: 10:37:50* SCP-7573 : No
*Time: 10:38* RTF-Rho-14 member 1 "Williams" : What happens to you now?
*Time: 10:38:10* SCP-7573 : I stay here, live out the rest of eternity alone.
*Time: 10:38:20* RTF-Rho-14 member 1 "Williams" : Won't you get lonely
*Time: 10:38:30* SCP-7573 : Not really, I'm used to it.
*Time: 10:38:40* RTF-Rho-14 member 2 "Sarge" : Do we get anything to remember you by?
*Time: 10:38:50* SCP-7573 : Yes, memories fade and I assume you three won't want to forget this experience
*Time: 10:39* RTF-Rho-14 member 2 "sarge" : And what, might I ask is it?
*Time: 10:39:10* SCP-7573 : You will see. Goodbye friends, I'll miss you three.
*Time: 10:39:20* RTF-Rho member 1 "Williams" : Goodbye, friend.
*Time: 10:39:30* RTF-Rho member 2 "Sarge" : I'll miss you.
*Time: 10:39:40* RTF-Rho member 3 "Cortez" : I promise we'll try to get you out of here.
*Time: 10:39:50* SCP-7573 : That won't be necessary, I'm happy here.
*Time: 10:40 - SCP-7573 snaps his fingers and the three RTF-Rho-14 members are returned*
*End of transcript*

Interview with the three RTF-Rho-14 members part of the RTF-Rho-14 spontaneous teleportation incident

Interviewer: Dr. Dianne Grant
Interviewees: RTF-Rho-14 member 1 (Williams), member 2 (Sarge) and member 3 (Cortez)
Foreword: Upon returning from SCP-1329-2 and reporting their experience, the 3 (Three) RTF-Rho-14 members that were part of the RTF-Rho-14 spontaneous teleportation incident were brought in for an interview regarding their experience with SCP-7573.

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*Dr. Dianne Grant* Hello, my name is Dr. Diane Grant and I understand that you three had an experience with an as yet unknown SCP. Before we start, please state your name.
*RTF-Rho-14 member 3* My name is Cortez and I am a member of RTF-Rho-14.
*RTF-Rho-14 member 1* My name is Williams and I am a member of RTF-Rho-14.
*RTF-Rho-14 member 2* My name is Sarge and I am a member of RTF-Rho-14.
*Dr. Dianne Grant* Thank you, now, please state what happened.
*RTF-Rho-14 member 3* Well, Williams, Sarge and I had just stepped off the elevator onto floor 5 when we were suddenly teleported to a white void where we met him.
*Dr. Dianne Grant*And when you say him I assume you are referring to SCP-7573, correct?
*RTF-Rho-14 member 3* Yes mam
*Dr. Dianne Grant* Ok, Williams, please describe SCP-7573 to me please.
*RTF-Rho-14 member 1* Well, I would describe him as a slender, roughly 6 foot man.
*Dr. Dianne Grant* Please describe his clothes too, Williams.
*RTF-Rho-14 member 1* Sorry, he was wearing a slim suit with a red tie, slim black dress pants and black dress shoes.
*Dr. Dianne Grant* Ok, how would each of you describe your experience with 7573?
*RTF-Rho-14 member 1* Positive
*RTF-Rho-14 member 3* Positive
*RTF-Rho-14 member 2* Positive
*Dr. Dianne Grant* You all reported coming back with a coin in your pocket, please describe it, Sarge
*RTF-Rho-14 member 2* Well, it's a golden coin roughly the same size as a quarter with the foundation's insignia with the foundation's motto above it.
*Dr. Dianne Grant* Ok, Williams, please give me a idea of what the conversation with 7573 was like.
*RTF-Rho-14 member 1* Well, he basically just answered our questions. It was a pleasant conversation all around.
*Dr. Dianne Grant* Did he exhibit or reference any special abilities, sarge?
*RTF-Rho-14 member 2* Well, he demonstrated full control over the void we were in and both referenced his ability to see every timeline and demonstrated it.
*Dr. Dianne Grant* And how exactly did he demonstrate his ability to see other timelines?
*RTF-Rho-14 member 1* He somehow knew why we were sent there and that we took the Hard drive from the site director's computer even though nobody told him and it was a different. part of the team that did that.
*Dr. Dianne Grant* How exactly did he, and I quote, "demonstrate full control over the void we were in", sarge?
*RTF-Rho-14 member 2* Well, he made furniture appear out of thin air, made a whiskey appear in his hand out of thin air and made a record player appear on the coffee in front of us.
*Dr. Dianne Grant* And was said record player playing a record?
*RTF-Rho-14 member 2* I do not remember but, I believe that Williams may know.
*RTF-Rho-14 member 1* It was a Hawaii: Part II record, mam
*Dr. Dianne Grant* And how do you believe he got it?
*RTF-Rho-14 member 1* I personally believe that since he can materialise things at will and knows everything, he just materialised it.
*Dr. Dianne Grant* Do you know if anybody found information that points to his identity and or how he got there, Cortez?
*RTF-Rho-14 member 3* On floor 8, we found a manifest of times D-Class were used for testing. An- *Dr. Dianne Grant cuts Cortez off*
*Dr. Dianne Grant* Was there a time and or name found on that manifest that could be useful
*RTF-Rho-14 member 3* yes, the last entry was on 3/9/2093 and referenced a D-Class by the name of Aaron Patterson being used for testing long range teleportation technology and, 7573 also referenced being a D-Class that was used for testing and a "catastrophic malfunction of the portal".
*Dr. Dianne Grant* One last question, did 7573 reference or demonstrate abilities that may endanger foundation personnel or the foundation's mission in our or 1329-1's timeline/dimension?
*RTF-Rho-14 member 2* Other than teleportation and his omnipotence, no.
*Dr. Dianne Grant* Thank you all for your cooperation, this interview is over and you are free to go. I wish all three of you a good day.
*RTF-Rho-14 member 1* You too, Dr. Grant

Interview end

Item #: SCP-7436

Object Class: Safe

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2. Description of SCP-7436
3. Other Information regarding SCP-7436
3.1 . Notice to all staff regarding SCP-7436 and subsequent addenda

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-7436 is to be kept in a box clearly indicating the danger posed by using it.

Description: SCP-7436 is a 40.64 cm (16 in) long hammer with a sliver head, wooden handle painted yellow with a rubber grip. When used SCP-7436 will cause the user to hit his/her self even if they avoid hitting themself.

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Notice to all staff regarding SCP-7436:

Notice to all staff regarding SCP-7436

Although SCP-7436 is a seemingly normal hammer, it is not. Attempting to use SCP-7436 WILL result in you hitting yourself even if you attempt not to.

Remember: Health insurance provided by the foundation DOES NOT cover injuries that are a direct result of your stupidity or inability to read, comprehend and follow rules. Site-19 medical staff WILL NOT treat injuries sustained by using SCP-7436, if you attempt to receive treatment for SCP-7436 related injuries you will receive a ice pack, have your picture taken, have it put on the wall of shame and be forced to attend a seminar on how to follow rules. Foundation personnel are NOT your parents, you're adults, act like it.

Addendum 1: STOP USING SCP-7436 TO GET OUT OF WORK, we're tired of it and if you don't like working here please quit, there's no need to hurt yourself to avoid work.

Addendum 2: STOP TRICKING NEW HIRES INTO USING SCP-7436, the medical team is getting tired of new hires reporting to the infirmary with hand injuries caused by SCP-7436. It's not funny, it causes serious harm and is costing the medical team an arm and a leg.

Addendum 3: STOP TELLING NEW HIRES THAT IF THEY USE SCP-7436 WITH THEIR FEET THEY WON'T GET HURT. Its unsanitary and the janitors are tired of having to wipe down SCP-7436 to keep it and the surrounding area from smelling like feet.

Addendum 4: STOP ATTEMPTING TO STEAL OR STEALING SCP-7436. Also, please stop replacing SCP-7436 with a rubber or regular hammer, there are cameras and we're tired of having to send out personnel to retrieve it. If you do steal SCP-7436, don't try to pawn it off or sell it (especially on the shady side of town, 3 foundation personnel have gotten mugged and stabbed retrieving it.), you won't get much for it, it's a hammer.

Addendum 5: STOP SWITCHING ANY OF MAINTENANCE'S HAMMERS WITH SCP-7436. Seriously, stop, maintenance is getting tired of having to keep their tools locked up.

Item #: SCP-7105

Object Class: Euclid

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2. Description of SCP-7105
3. Other Information regarding SCP-7105

Special Containment Procedures: Due to SCP-7105's ability to shape shift, capture has proven impossible

Description: SCP-7105 is a shape shifting entity that is capable of inducing a state of psychosis in it's victims. SCP-7105 was first discovered after partygoers and police reported an incident involving Christian Bale. While SCP-7105's true form is unknown, it is known to have taken at least 2 (two) forms:
1. Christian bale
2. Banana man
More information on SCP-7105's currently known forms can be found in the corresponding reports

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1. Christian Bale party incident
2. Banana man incident

Christian Bale party incident report
SCP-7105 was first brought to the attention of the foundation after partygoers and police reported an incident involving what they thought was Christian Bale. After this incident was brought to the attention of the foundation the host of the party and the responding officers were brought in for questioning about the incident. When asked for a timeline of what "Christian Bale" did at the party the host said that while he was inviting guests in SCP-7105:
"Just walked in uninvited, proceeded to eat all the queso that was set out while talking on my phone. I was stunned for obvious reasons but when he then started hitting on my unattractive niece Amanda but he was calling her Patrice for some reason, then he started selling slices of a frozen pizza that he brought. Now after hearing everything I said you'd think he was done but he wasn't and he started stabbing at with my wife with a carrot, why? F(Censored) if I know, started making fun of my kazoo and then proceeded to strip nude and run through the party and up the street which prompted somebody to call the cops. The cops then tazed him, which he shrugged off, was tackled and put in handcuffs. At this point I thought it was over but it wasn't, all of a sudden there was a blinding flash like a stun grenade and once we all could see again he was gone and there was a large pile of sand with the handcuffs sitting on top."
The responding officers were brought in and verified that the events that the party host said occurred that involved them did happen.

Banana man incident report

SCP Sandbox III

Sandbox III: Revenge of the Sandbox