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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP is to be contained in a low-security box located away from the presence of food and liquid. Access is available to Level 2 personnel who have not eaten in the previous 60 minutes before exposure to SCP, and are clean from any food-residue. Tests of opening SCP-XXXX may be done with supervision of a Level 3 researcher, but any object-related testing must be approved.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a bag of potato chips of generic brand, of dimensions and volume. SCP-XXXX is known for its inability to be opened by conventional methods, and all current testing of SCP have been unsuccessful in attempts to open (See Addendum-XXXX-A).
SCP contains ██ potato chip shaped objects (See Addendum-XXXX-B), of which are made of a stronger unknown material of same weight as a potato chip, but much stronger, of which have been designated SCP-XXXX-1.
Upon direct exposure to a chip, SCP-XXXX will absorb the chip, creating a new instance of SCP-XXXX-1 inside of SCP-XXXX.
SCP-XXXX was discovered by Dr. █████ after a children's football game. Dr. █████'s child brought home SCP-XXXX and complained upon difficulty in opening. After the inability to open SCP-XXXX with scissors, it was brought into custody of the foundation.
Addendum-XXXX-A:
A series of tests performed upon SCP-XXXX in attempts to open
Attempted Method: Dr. ███████ pulling it open
Results: Dr. ███████ was unable to open SCP=XXXX1
Attempted Method: Two clamps were placed on either side of SCP-XXXX, and were pulled apart from each other at a force of 5000N.
Results: Unsuccessful
Attempted Method: Puncturing of 5000kg
Results: Unsuccessful
