<- Notice: Continued from 09XX.
Note to all Researchers:
Please include your name on all records, along with the date and the total number of items "refined."
Researchers are responsible for all "Output". Should damage or loss of life occur, the researcher will be subject to administrative review and possible disciplinary action.
Biological testing has been suspended. Any biological testing must be cleared by O5 Command.
Test Log Format:
All test logs should be written in this form.
Name:
Date: DD/MM/YYYY
Total Items:
Input:
Setting:
Output:
Test 914-1000
Name: Researcher Connolly
Date: 11/09/2019
Total Items: Three Canadian flags
Note: I just got transferred here, so this is my first 914 test. I found these left over on a shelf of mine, probably from Canada Day. - Researcher Connolly
Input: One Canadian flag
Setting: Coarse
Output: A completely white flag, a white stem, and a puddle of red ink, all sorted neatly.
Note: There's a joke about the French in there somewhere. - Researcher Connolly
Input: One Canadian flag
Setting: 1:1
Output: A flag of Switzerland.
Note: Of all the red and white flags in the world, I get the Swiss? - Researcher Connolly
Input: One Canadian flag
Setting: Fine
Output: The same flag. Upon being picked up, the subject experiences a change in overall mood, being described as being "more polite". In addition, subject claims all foods smell like maple syrup. Effect lasts for upwards of an hour after releasing the flag.
Note: All that accomplished was giving me homesickness and a hunger for some pancakes. Hope everyone on site is having a good day! - Researcher Connolly
Note: Same to you. - Intern Walker
Test 914-1001
Name: Intern Walker
Date: 10/09/2019
Total Items: Three copies of SCP-914's entire test logs
Input: One copy of SCP-914's test logs
Setting: 1:1
Output: One copy of the script of the movie Groundhog Day
Note: I don't get it. - Intern Walker
Input: One copy of SCP-914's test logs
Setting: 1:1
Output: SCP-914's test logs, in the form of a comic book authored by Researcher Vil. When asked about this, he says he has only considered such a work.
Note: Vil should totally do this. His sketches are cute. - Intern Walker
Input: One copy of SCP-914's test logs
Setting: Fine
Output: Unchanged The logs are sorted in groups of ten and one hundred, rather than arbitrarily, as the input was. Additionally, the logs are given unique numbers from 0100 to 1000, and the structure of the sorting system provides easier means of finding particular test logs.
Note: Dr. Veritas, can we use this? - Intern Walker
Note: The file could pose a security breach. If you are talking about using the format, I must ask. Are you retroactively doing that on previous records? Because I'm not. - Veritas
Note: I'll get on it, then. - Intern Walker
Addendum: The logs were reformatted in less than 48 hours. Walker was promoted to Research Assistant, and was placed into the care of Researcher Laskenta, under Laskenta's request.
Test 914-1002
Name: Researcher Vil
Date: 16/09/2019
Total Items: Five mechanical pencil sharpeners.
Note: Trying something basic. -Vil
Input: One mechanical pencil sharpener.
Setting: Rough
Output: A damaged disassembled mechanical pencil sharpener.
Input: One mechanical pencil sharpener
Setting: Coarse
Output: A disassembled mechanical pencil sharpener.
Input: One mechanical pencil sharpener
Setting: 1:1
Output: A "914 brand" mechanical pencil sharpener. Result non-anomalous.
Input: One mechanical pencil sharpener
Setting: Fine
Output: A "914-chan brand" mechanical pencil sharpener. Result non-anomalous.
Note: Wait… what?! -Vil
Input: One mechanical pencil sharpener
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A 914-chan brand mechanical pencil sharpener. Result has the anomalous effect of inducing mild hallucinations of an entity calling itself "914-chan" in any personnel viewing the sharpener. Item incinerated.
Note: Good thing it has no big side effects. -Vil
Note: Who is 914-chan? Did you make a fan character? - RA Walker
Note: I don't know, but it told me its name. -Vil
Note: Researcher Vil has been temporarily suspended and amnesticised. This serves as a warning to all personnel that when an amnestic command is given as "compulsory", it is compulsory. - Security Chief Sedna
Test 914-1003
Name: Assistant Researcher King.
Date: 12/09/2019
Total Items: One boomerang, four 600g containers of Vegemite.
Input: One boomerang
Setting: Fine
Output: Unchanged boomerang A boomerang that once thrown, cannot be caught and will always strike the thrower. The impact is non-hazardous because the boomerang has lost almost all of its velocity.
Input: One 600g tub of Vegemite
Setting: Rough
Output: Broken Vegemite tub. The contents leak out, covering the entire booth.
Input: One 600g tub of Vegemite
Setting: Coarse
Output: A 400g pile of yeast, malt and salt, 200g of indeterminable vegetables and the tub.
Note: I'm going to just skip 1:1, it’s probably just going to be marmite anyway. - AR King
Input: One 600g tub of Vegemite
Setting: Fine
Output: A 600g tub of marmite
Note: What are you trying to say, 914? - AR King
Input: One 600g tub of Vegemite
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A animate lifeform out of Vegemite, resembling a slug. It has a slight corrosive effect and eats anything that contains significant amounts of salt, yeast, malt, or vegetable extract. Its preferred food is alcohol.
Addendum: The slug contains a minor cognitohazard. Anyone from Australia will think that it is cute when anyone not of Australian decent will find it repulsive.
Note: Please can I keep it? It’s adorable. - AR King
Note: Put in storage until cleared non-hazardous by the containment team as far away from my office as possible. - Veritas
Test 914-1004
Name: Doctor Starr
Date: 11/09/2019
Total Items: 3 two liter bottles of ██████ brand Hand Sanitizer.
Note: Due to the repetitive nature of the Rough and Coarse settings, I am going to avoid them for this series of testing. I'd also like to spare the janitorial staff the task of removing two liters of whatever comes out of 914 from inside of the output booth. -Doctor Starr
Input: 1 Bottle of Hand Sanitizer
Setting: 1:1
Note: While the D-Class attempted to start the mechanism, the “key” snapped in two during the third rotation. It seems that extended use has finally taken its toll on the “key”, but it is nothing to be too alarmed about as the it has no anomalous properties and can easily be fixed. A maintenance team was called in to attempt to retrieve the remaining half still inside 914 and weld the two back together. Until then, does anybody have an idea of another way to start it? -Doctor Starr
Note: Instead of repairing the key, maybe we should make a new one. We’ve already proven that parts can be replaced with identical copies, and welding it back the gather would leave a weak spot at the joint. - Intern Snevets
Note: Replacement key was produced off-Site. Carry on people. - Veritas
Test 914-1005
Name: Researcher Ija Rasclon
Date: Thirteen (13)/Oh Nine (09)/Two Thousand and Nineteen (2019)
Total Items: Three sheets of paper measuring eight point two seven (8.27) inches by eleven point six nine (11.69) inches, containing the first (1st) one hundred (100) prime numbers (#s).
Note: Sorry to (2) everyone (1) reading this, but I had to document it before the three (3) one gʳₐ lls of amnestics I took kicked in. -R. Rasclon
Input: One (1) sheet of paᴘ sheet of paper measu of one h prime numbers (#.
Setting: One(1):one (1)
Output: One (1) A sheet of paper measuring eight p containing the first (1s 1one h00 perfect numbers (.
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Setting: Fine
Output: One (1 A list of shee the first ( million (10000 prime numbers (#s, judging by the varying density of ink on the eight poi page. As the same amount of ink is used, each number is far smaller than can be legible when written in this manner.
Note: I give up. -R. Rasclon
Input: One (1) sheet of paper measuring eight point two seven (8.27) inches by eleven point six nine (11.69) inches, containing the first (1st) one hundred (100) prime numbers.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One (1) sheet of paper measuring eight point two seven (8.27) inches by eleven point six nine (11.69) inches, containing one (1) visual cognitohazard, which causes anyone (1) who sees it to (2) compulsively add numbers (#s) (in "number (#)" form) into (2) both their writing and speech, as well as to (2) use imperial for certain units. The effect persisted for eight (8) hours in R. Rasclon before it was decided three (3) one (1) gram pills of amnestics were necessary. Head pain reported by present staff was determined to (2) be non-anomalous.
Note: I came up with a good idea for a 914 test, then I woke up in the medical ward. Again. Remind me to stop writing my logs in retrospect, this is horrific. -R. Rasclon
Note: Good lord, Rasclon. - Veritas
Test 914-1006
Name: Researcher Graymont
Date: 16/09/2019
Input: A single 13kg traditional boombox, 300g of rubber, small Arduino chip, 1kg of steel.
Note: Long time no see, I'm back and look forward to some pleasant results. - Graymont
Input: Above mentioned
Setting: Fine
Output: A similar boombox with the weight of 14350 grams. It has the brand "BOOMbox" and is non-anomalous aside from when playing loud bass. The bass generates a significant amount of anomalous impulse. The impulse moves an entire subject through space at the same time. The subject does not notice they are being moved until they witness their sudden change of location.
Note: This could actually be an effective non lethal deterrent. Pushing things out without harm is a great way to be humane and secure. - Graymont
Note: After further testing, it was found that the vibrations cause internal hemoragging with prolonged exposure. Added to permanent storage. - Veritas
Test 914-1007
Name: Researcher Connolly
Date: 14/09/2019
Total Items: 5 English translations of Dmitry Glukhovsky’s “Metro 2033”.
Note: This was a favorite book of mine. Yes, I did buy four additional copies for this test. - Researcher Connolly
Input: One copy of Metro 2033
Setting: Rough
Output: A pile of ashes.
Input: One copy of Metro 2033
Setting: Coarse
Output: A mound of paper pulp and a puddle of black ink.
Input: One copy of Metro 2033
Setting: 1:1
Output: One copy of a book titled “Metpo 2033’’ A copy of Metro 2033 in Russian.
Input: One copy of Metro 2033
Setting: Fine
Output: One map of Moscow’s metro system. The map is highly annotated, with notes describing the status, safety, and alliance of each of the stations as they would have been at the end of the novel. In addition, a path is marked on the map detailing the journey the protagonist Artyom took through the stations. On the reverse side of the map a note is written in Russian. Translated, it reads “Take a close look at the road you follow. Be aware of how it might end. - Khan”.
Note: The note on the back is from a character in the books, but this quote is from the game adaptation. Strange. - Researcher Connolly
Input: One copy of Metro 2033
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A 1:1000 model of Ostankino Tower, made out of paper and coloured with ink, and a miniature animate origami “Demon”, a winged mutant from the Metro universe. Subject attacked Researcher Connolly, but due to its size inflicted only minor paper cuts before perching on the spire of the tower.
Note: This is a surprisingly detailed recreation of the tower. Permission to keep this? - Researcher Connolly
Note: Keep it in reinforced glass. It probably can't get through it, but if any of you breaks it they will yell at me for giving you anything remotely harmful. - Veritas
Test 914-1008
Name: Researcher Laskenta; D-40049
Date: 16/09/2019
Total Items: Three Foundation flash drives (USB 2.0 Stick; 128GB) containing general information about 'Linux' systems, including history and an overview of common distributions, stored in a .txt file
Input: One flash drive
Setting: Fine
Output: An approximately 1cm small figurine, representing a penguin. Non-anomalous.
Note: The original text does not include anything about Tux, the penguin mascot of Linux. -Laskenta
Input: One flash drive
Setting: Fine
Output: The same flash drive, containing a text-based cognitohazard, that affects everybody who sees the stored data and does not know about the operating system 'MINIX'. Affected subjects will show symptoms of delirium, agitation and aggression, akin to that of late stage rabies. Said symptoms will increase when the subject is presented with an operating system that is not based on MINIX. This effect will cease after ten to twenty hours.
Note: Minix was also not mentioned on the drive. I am sure 914 will break this pattern soon. -Laskenta
Input: One flash drive
Setting: Fine
Output: The input, unchanged. The device is now autonomously able to be booted. Doing so will result in the start-up of "Tha Clokworcs - ohs" [sic], a fully working operating system with a clockwork-themed graphical interface and spelling mistakes in every word that has not been entered by a user. Attempts to read the binary files of the system have been contradictory and have never resulted in any known coding or spoken language.
Note: The build-up of the system is similar to that of usual Linux-systems. I will keep this drive to recreate the system, as soon as a thorough test for any technological cognitohazards has been made. -Laskenta
Test 914-1009
Name: WR Grizelle Markham
Date: 16/09/2019
Total Items: A copy of my documents, two schematic diagrams of the KRISS Vector submachine gun, one copy of the alternate history project 1983: Doomsday, Wikipedia page of Angel has Fallen
Input: Schematic diagram, 1983: Doomsday, Wikipedia page
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A novel, titled Tomorrow Never Comes. The novel takes place in a world where a warmongering United States started World War Three in 2021, killing five billion people worldwide. The plot revolves around Kristin Victoria "Vivi" Sommer, a Syndicalist plotting to overthrow the Solothurn-based Alpine Commonwealth (the successor state to Switzerland, and the only major survivor state in Europe led by pre-WW3 governments).
Note: A name that just screams KRISS Vector. A nickname of Vivi. A cold personality with a penchant for makeshift explosives. Clearly it's Vector from Girls Frontline. Subtle if an inaccurate judge of character. Also, the novel is clean, so I've placed it in the Break Room. - WR Markham
Input: Schematic diagram, my documents
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A painting of the Girls Frontline character Vector holding an iPhone 7, with a caption that reads "Commander, initiate the Air Strike on Sana'a." Viewers display a range of cognitohazardous effects which cause them to variously identify themselves or their subjects as "Vector" or "Vivi" for a period of three hours.
Specific effects on various people:
Research personnel: Causes them to identify others as "KRISS Vector".
D-class: Causes them to identify themselves as "KRISS Vector".
Security personnel: Causes them to perceive everyone else as the GFL character Vector.
Administrative personnel: Causes them to display behaviour consistent with the GFL character Vector.
Note: Painting incinerated.
Note: Not before half the people on Site got an eyeful. Please be more careful with cognitohazards next time, KRISS Ve Markham. -R. Rasclon
Note: I was in the canteen when it happened, and when I returned to the testing area, everyone was calling themselves and/or others Vector. Markham, you should have expected that when you're testing files which imitate myself. - Dr. Cleveland
Test 914-1010
Name: Assistant Researcher King
Date: 15/09/2019
Total Items: One 10-chapter manga volume titled: "Life in a fantasy world~ what should I do?"
Input: The aforementioned manga
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One 12-chapter manga volume titled: "Life in a fantasy world~ the spirits are controlling everyone!" The manga is about the life of SCP-914 and the researchers, detailing tests 090X through 095X and providing the background to each of the tests. The manga talks about how each researcher is controlled by a “spirit” and some researchers are said to share a “spirit”. The manga is loose with terminology, not sticking with the same meaning for “spirit” the entire way though, swapping between Japanese, Korean, Native American definitions. It is heavily implied that these “spirits” who decide what the input of the tests are, and to an extent, what the output is. SCP-914 is described to share a connection to every “spirit” with the researchers, incorporating what the “spirits” want the outcome to be but not giving them exactly what they want.
Note: Unfortunately, the manga doesn’t give any insight into how SCP-914 truly functions. - AR King
Test 914-1011
Name: Junior Researcher McLaif
Date: 16/09/2019
Total Items: One disassembled SCP-914 rotating gear puzzle.
Someone managed to break the 914 puzzle that came out of Test 914-0982. It was a huge mess to clean that out of the break room carpet. As it turned out, there were gears as small as 1 mm in that puzzle. —McLaif
Input: The puzzle.
Setting: Fine
Output: A plastic model of a humanoid figure. Rotating the head clockwise winds up an internal spring. Releasing the tensioned head allows for the model to start walking at 5 cm/sec. One full rotation of the head yields 9.15 cm of distance. Rotating the other limbs causes different results:
Body Part | Effect |
Left Arm | Cartwheels at 20 cm/sec in a circular path. One rotation yields 9 cartwheels. |
Right Arm | Rolling on its side at 10 cm/sec. One rotation rotates the model 180 degrees. |
Left Leg | Jumping jacks, at a rate of 60 per minute. One rotation yields 15 cartwheels. |
Right Leg | Running on all fours at ████ cm/sec in a straight line. Crashed into the testing area wall and left a large hole in the shape of the model. |
Test 914-1012
Name: Junior Researcher Kai
Date: 16/09/2019
Total Items: Four 50-page stacks of 75 × 75 mm origami paper, assorted colours
Input: One stack of origami paper
Setting: Rough
Output: One pile of shredded paper, noted to be somewhat burnt or otherwise separated into constituent fibers
Input: One stack of origami paper
Setting: Coarse
Output: Puddles of various inks, one stack of paper fibers with that anomalously induces a compulsion to weave them into sheets of paper in anyone who sees it. Paper incinerated, inks collected.
Note: Didn't really expect a cognitohazard on Coarse. - JR. Kai
Input: One stack of origami paper
Setting: 1:1
Output: Two hundred origami fishes
Note: Is SCP-914 saying something about the difficulty of folding origami fishes? - JR. Kai
Input: One stack of origami paper
Setting: Fine
Output: One stack of origami paper, seemingly untouched. Incinerated.
Input: One stack of origami paper
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Seven groups of origami paper soldiers
Note: I didn't notice that there were only seven colours. No insights, unfortunately. - JR. Kai
Test 914-1013
Name: Dr. Meyer; D-46945
Date: 16/09/2019
Total Items: Three simple metal keys
Note: Hello everybody, my name is Dr. Meyer. I’ve been transferred here last week. I’m planning on experimenting with everyday items that have an anomalous counterpart in foundation custody, such as these simple keys and their counterpart, SCP-008. – Dr. Meyer
Input: One metal key
Setting: 1:1
Output: A different non anomalous key
Note: About what I expected. – Dr. Meyer
Input: One metal key
Setting: Fine
Output: A different non anomalous key, Identified by Dr. Meyer to be a copy of his house key.
Note: I’ve been told this machine likes to screw around with the staff here so I'm assuming this is normal. Requesting permission to keep the key. – Dr. Meyer
Note: I’m using a D-Class this time, I saw what happened to Darby – Dr. Meyer
Input: One metal key
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A seemingly identical key. As D-46945 held the item and inspected it, a glowing door frame suddenly manifested around the key. Approximately three seconds after its manifestation, the door opened, and D-46945 was sucked into it by an unknown force. The door then closed and demanifested, leaving the key behind.
Note: Result incinerated. I couldn’t get a good glance into the door as it opened and it seems everybody else who was present couldn’t see anything as well. Good thing I used that D-Class for that last test, otherwise who knows where I would have ended up. – Dr. Meyer
Test 914-1014
Name: Researcher Miniwa.
Date: 17/09/2019
Total Items: Six depleted AA batteries, one Blu-ray disc (data wiped before experiment began).
Input: Six AA batteries.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Burning ball of unknown material. Ball burned for five minutes with no change in mass (before being placed into next test), postulated to have an source of infinite fuel.
Input: Above ball of unknown material.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One 1m-long steel rod, labelled "914 brand lightning rod". When swung at a speed of more than 3m/s, a miniature lightning bolt shots out of the rod. The lightning bolt was measured to contain, on average, 1000 volts at 10 milliamperes.
Note: There is a roughly equal chance of the lightning bolt shooting out of either end of the rod, rendering it not very reliable or useful as a weapon. I'm now going to get this burn treated. - JR. Kai
Input: One Blu-ray disc.
Setting: Very Fine.
Output: One anomalous disc. When the CD is placed inside of a computer, all of the data is downloaded onto the disc from the computer, before the computer is wiped of all data.
Input: Above disc
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One flash drive, labelled with "1 yottabyte" of storage
Note: Anomalous storage is my only assumption. No actual tests were done to check accuracy of label and the object is now gone (see next test). - Miniwa
Input: Output from 914-0980, above lightning rod, above flash drive.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Output from 914-0980, in addition of having no notable energy limit.
Test 914-1015
Name: Dr. Cahill
Date: 16/09/2019
Total Items: Two miniature non-working models of SCP-914, retrieved from anomalous storage
Note: The facility wing for anomalous storage is getting a little crowded. We're going to start clearing out the smaller and more harmless items there first. - Dr. Cahill
Input: Two models of SCP-914
Setting: Coarse
Output: Multiple stacks of miniature screw drives, belts, pulleys, gears, springs and other clockwork. Sorted by percentage composition of copper and determined to be non-anomalous after testing.
Note: I'll be getting around to cataloging and clearing out the anomalous storage wing with Intern Snevets, so if anyone has anything of note, do notify either him or me. We aren't in the mood to get eaten by a mechanical shark that someone conveniently threw into anomalous storage without a word. - Dr. Cahill
Note: For your own safety, please stay far away from the heavy containment box labeled "unchanged capacitor". I put it through VF back in 914-0850 about 3 and a half months ago, and we still don't know what it does. -R. Rasclon
Test 914-1016
Name: Researcher Laskenta; D-40049
Date: 16/09/2019
Total Items: Several damaged external memory devices
Note: Like last time, all used items belong to Foundation personnel, who asked me to retrieve their data. Since all data-recovery failed and the data is not important enough to use other anomalous machinery, I will use 914 as my very last attempt to get the files back. - Laskenta
Input: One Foundation flash drive (USB 2.0 Stick; 128GB), missing its socket and a small part of its circuit board.
Setting: Fine
Output: The same flash drive. While holding it, the strength of the holder is dramatically increased. Subjects do not appear to have their perception of their own strength or muscle memory changed, which results in limb movements becoming highly exaggerated and potentially harmful.
Input: One Foundation solid-state drive (16TB), water damage.
Setting: Fine
Output: A puddle of melted plastics and metals, presumably the materials from the input. The puddle resembles a USB-drive and will anomalously try to take the form of one after being deformed. There is no known way to cool the test result down and will stay at exactly 1600 Kelvin. Connecting the output to a computer (with thermal protection) has resulted in a storage medium with 16TB as long as the whole output is connected. Removing pieces of the output, while connected to the computer, results in a lessening of available storage space. Any saved data that exceeds the new available space will be lost. Item could not be destroyed in the usual way and has been temporary stored in a sealed wolfram box in anomalous storage.
Note: One thing's for sure; this "liquid-state drive" cannot lose its data because someone likes to drink at on their workstation. -Laskenta
Test 914-1017
Name: Junior Researcher Kai
Date: 18/09/2019
Total Items: Thirty poly(vinyl chloride) chairs, taken from a conference room, three pellets of palladium-107, three pellets of niobium-93, 1m of gold wire
Input: Six plastic chairs
Setting: Rough
Output: One puddle of molten poly(vinyl chloride) with trace amounts of hydrogen chloride gas escaping from the output booth when opened. Puddle immediately began solidifying and was only removed after much difficulty.
Input: Six plastic chairs
Setting: Coarse
Output: Six extremely battered chairs, with signs of much abrasion at the legs. All legs were removed with evidence of heating and blunt force trauma.
Input: Six plastic chairs
Setting: 1:1
Output: Six plastic footstools
Note: Now that's just a weird exchange. - JR. Kai
Input: Six plastic chairs
Setting: Fine
Output: Four plastic chairs, upholstered with poly(vinyl chloride) foam
Input: Six plastic chairs
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Six visually unchanged chairs, found to affect users with a minor cognitohazard that induces hallucinations of being trapped in a dream. Effect ceases immediately on forced removal of users from the chairs.
Addendum: Testing with D-class has determined that the dreams that the users are trapped in can be good dreams, but the dangers of being stuck in a nightmare while sitting on a plastic chair are too obvious to be ignored. Chairs have been incinerated.
Note: I'm a little nervous to proceed with Very Fine after what I just got. - JR. Kai
Input: Three pellets of palladium-107, three pellets of niobium-93, 1m of gold wire
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One miniature arc reactor, with a slot for radioactive pellets to be inserted on its side. Testing has determined its power rating to be around 1000MWe (electrical megawatts) of capacity.
Test 914-1018
Name: Prof. Wren
Date: 18/09/2019
Total Items: Three black Nintendo Switch game consoles, 3 games for said console.
Input: One console with "Super Mario Maker 2" inserted.
Setting: 1:1
Output: One red Nintendo Switch with blue Joy-Con controllers attached, stylized to resemble the uniform worn by franchise mascot Mario. The game's data now includes a level titled "Super Cario Pros 1-1," a perfect copy of World 1-1 from the original Super Mario Bros. NES game done in the game's "dark haunted house" theme.
Note: Not bad for a first time level design, 914. Love what you did with the console. -Prof. Wren
Input: 1 console with "Sonic Forces" inserted.
Setting: Fine
Output: 1 blue console, marked as a "Sega Switch." Joy-Con controllers are red with a white stripe across the center, similar to the shoes of company mascot Sonic the Hedgehog. Data on the game cartridge was completely erased.
Note: Well, can't really say it's not an improvement… -Prof. Wren
Input: 1 console with "The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild" inserted.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A stylized tablet resembling the "Sheikah Slate" from the game. Functions on the tablet include a detailed map of the facility as well as a number of "rune" apps that enable the device to perform various functions. D-class testing the device was terminated upon attempting to use the "Bomb Rune" app; the blue sphere produced by the device was safely dissolved via the device without further incident.
Note: Well. That just happened. Am I correct in guessing this is going straight into anomalous storage? -Prof. Wren
Note: Very correct. - Veritas
Test 914-1019
Name: Dr. Meyer
Date: 19/09/2019
Total Items: Lockpicking set, 2 “Pop!” brand figurines (“The Doctor” from the “Doctor Who” series and “Dobby” from the “Harry Potter” series), an “Oculus Rift” VR headset
Input: “Pop!” brand figurine of “Dobby”
Setting: Fine
Output: A “Pop!” brand figurine of SCP-999. The figurine is not noted to have been produced by “Pop!” before. When a subject comes in contact with the object, the subject feels more calm and momentarily forgets about minor things that have been agitating the subject.
Input: “Pop!” brand figurine of “The Doctor”
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A seemingly non anomalous “Pop!” brand figurine of Dr. Bright’s current form. The figurine is not noted to have been produced by “Pop!” before.
Addendum: After Dr. Bright’s current body expired in an unrelated test, it was noticed that the figurine had anomalously transformed into Dr. Bright’s new form to match it.
Note: Dr. Veritas, I've left the 999 figurine on your desk. Also, can somebody get the Bright figurine to the O5 Council? I believe they’ll have a good use for it to keep track of Dr. Bright. - Dr. Meyer
Note: The O5 Council cannot be exposed to anomalous objects. Placed in anomalous storage. - Veritas
Input: Lockpicking set
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A small animated humanoid figurine. When placed next to a mechanical lock it will attempt to pick it. Result incinerated due to potential containment breach risks if stored in the anomalous storage wing.
Input: VR headset
Setting: Fine
Output: A dark orb covered by glass. The orb has an HDMI socket, a USB socket and a power socket. When connected to a computer and a VR program is loaded onto it, the orb lights up and starts projecting the VR environment on nearby walls.
Note: Unfortunately, the projection loses the 3D aspect of a headset, and your shadow kind of ruins the experience. – Dr. Meyer
Test 914-1020
Name: Dr. Meyer
Date: 19/09/2019
Total Items: One disk on key, containing “Avengers: Endgame”
Input: One disk on key, containing “Avengers: Endgame”.
Setting: 1:1
Output: One Nintendo switch cartridge, containing “Super Smash Brothers Ultimate”.
Input: The switch cartridge from the above test.
Setting: Fine
Output: One Nintendo switch cartridge containing what seemed like the title “Super Smash Brothers: Ultimate”. When loaded it was discovered that the fighters were replaced with SCPs and multiple Foundation personnel. Result incinerated after SCP-096’s silhouette appeared in the “Challenger approaching!” screen.
Note: Man, that sucks. That game was better than the original. – Dr. Meyer
Test 914-1021
Name: Dr. Zavalosa, Engineer James, Engineer George, MTF Epsilon-11
Date: 19/09/2019
Total Items: 5 1L canisters of CH4 (methane) gas (1.5L used), 10 1L canisters of O2 (oxygen) gas (3L used), one H2 sensor, one O2 sensor, one CO2 sensor, one CH4 sensor, one vacuum pump, H20-9000
Note: This experiment aims to reduce the variables involved in testing. I've chosen a combustion reaction involving methane gas and oxygen and I'm only testing with the setting on 1:1. I've had airtight 914 doors constructed that attaches to the vacuum pump I have here, allowing the input booth to be sucked out of any gases then filled with a mix of methane and oxygen. Under normal circumstances, this reaction wouldn't combust on its own but I'd expect 914 to cause the reaction to occur regardless. Unfortunately, I cannot control the tester's perception of the input but hopefully, we should get some predictable results. - Dr. Zavalosa
Input: 500mL of methane gas, 1000mL of oxygen gas
Setting: 1:1
Output: A small fire and a small puddle of water, both non-anomalous
Atmospheric makeup: 2% Oxygen, 98% Carbon Dioxide, 0% Hydrogen, 0% Methane
Note: I’m assuming the fire was the released energy of the enthalpy change of the reaction. MTF have put out the fire with the H2O-9000. - Dr. Zavalosa
Input: 500mL of methane gas, 1000mL of oxygen gas
Setting: 1:1
Output: One small mound of carbon, non-anomalous
Atmospheric makeup: 79% Oxygen, 0% Carbon Dioxide, 21% Hydrogen, 0% Methane
Note: 914 has decomposed methane back into carbon and hydrogen. I wouldn't have expected this from a 1:1 refinement, this is more in line with a Coarse refinement. - Dr. Zavalosa
Input: 500mL of methane gas, 1000mL of oxygen gas
Setting: 1:1
Output: One heap of dust and soot thrown out all over Dr. Zavalosa after he opened the output chamber with a loud explosion. Dr. Zavalosa terminated the experiment early.
Addendum: The explosion was likely from the combustion of methane, but the dust and soot appears to be from the inside of SCP-914 itself. Visual observation of SCP-914 reveals its gears to be much cleaner than before.
Test 914-1022
Name: Senior Researcher Vivic
Date: 21/09/2019
Total Items: Twenty three 1kg ingots of aircraft-grade aluminum, fifteen 1m2 strips of white linen
Input: 2kg of aluminium, 1m2 of linen.
Setting: Fine
Output: A three dimensional sculpture of the Mona Lisa by Leonardo da Vinci made of aluminium, with the linen as her dress.
Note: Wow… just, wow. I didn't know 914 had such a fine taste in art. No pun intended. - Vivic
Input: 2kg of aluminum, 1m2 of linen.
Setting: 1:1
Output: An aluminum picture frame measuring 31.14cm2, with the linen folded several times and stretched over it. The SCP Foundation logo has been embroidered onto the linen with aluminum wool.
Input: 1kg of aluminum, 1m2 of linen.
Setting: 1:1
Output: A small model of a bridge designed by Leonardo da Vinci with the linen wrapped around the conjunction points. The model can be disassembled into 17 small aluminum rods and 13 linen strips.
Input: 1kg of aluminum, 1m2 of linen.
Setting: Fine
Output: A functional anemometer of the same design as the one produced by Leonardo
da Vinci in 1486.
Input: 1kg of aluminum, 2m2 of linen.
Setting: Fine
Output: A scaled down, yet functional replica of a parachute designed by Leonardo da Vinci.
Note: I guess 914's a fan of da Vinci's work? Has anyone used handcrafted linen in 914 before? Am I being affected by a memetic hazard? - Vivic
Input: 1kg of aluminum.
Setting: Fine
Output: A highly detailed bust of the current Queen of England. Later determined to have the exact facial expression on the Queen at the moment of testing.
Input: 2kg of aluminum.
Setting: Fine
Output: A detailed model of a Foundation Site numbered 05, which is confirmed to not exist. Output incinerated.
Note: Senior Researcher Vivic has been administered Class-A amnestics on his request.
Input: 4kg of aluminum, 4m2 of linen.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A functional model of Leonardo da Vinci's aerial screw helicopter. After the output booth was opened, the model proceeded to fly out and hover above Senior Researcher Vivic's head. The screw rotors appeared to be powered anomalously. When approached, the model would move away at a speed of 1m/s (with a top speed of approximately 3m/s) by tilting in the relevant direction as a modern helicopter would. The model would also avoid impacting any physical barriers by keeping a minimum distance of 0.5m away from said barriers.
Note: Something just buzzed down the hallway. What was that? - JR. Kai
Input: 4kg of aluminum, 4m2 of linen.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A functional model of Leonardo da Vinci's flying machine, the Ornithopter. After the output booth was opened, it attempted to take flight but failed to lift itself off the ground. Later found to be capable of sustained flight after Senior Researcher Vivic gently threw it like a paper airplane. Cruising speed stands at a minimum of 1.5m/s and top speed measured to be 15m/s.
Note: I believe this has been the most consistent 914 has been so far! Although I now have a theory that 914 was built by Leonardo da Vinci or at least partially so, I'll first finish testing with the last of my materials and see if it gives us a secret project of da Vinci's. - Vivic
Input: 5kg of aluminum, 1m2 of linen.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A miniature tableau of two people made of aluminium, Person A is on its hands and knees with its face pushed into a pile of dirt by Person B's right foot on the back of its head. Person B appears to be in a stance of power and authority, with exaggerated eyebrows visibly displaying anger and its mouth wide open, possibly yelling at Person A. Both figures are wearing lab coats made of linen, each with the Foundation insignia embroidered on the back with aluminum wool. The faces of the models are of a lower quality and detail, resembling generic facial features of mannequins, making identification impossible.
Addendum: Further testing has shown that the model tableau possesses a cognitohazard affecting all personnel at Site-19 Facility-23 who have physically come into contact with SCP-914 and views the model. The cognitohazard invokes feelings of shame, self-disappointment and an irresistible urge to apologize to Dr. Veritas for any events involving the subject's interactions with SCP-914. As some events mentioned by personnel have not been recorded in the testing log, it is suggested that the miniature tableau is affected by a temporal anomaly. However, when the object is viewed by Dr. Veritas, [DATA EXPUNGED]. The cognitohazardous effects of the object lasts roughly 15-30 minutes after visual contact is lost, but will immediately return upon viewing the object once more.
Note: Dr. Veritas, I'd like to apologize for any and all future tests I do at your wonderful Facility and as a gift, I have left the last test output as well as a large bottle of your favourite drink in a box on your desk. I do wish great fortune upon you as well. - Senior Researcher Vivic the Unworthy
Note: I think the cognitohazard hit Vivic pretty hard. Escorting him to the medical bay now. - JR. Kai
Note: Ok… I'm reading these an hour later and man, do I hate memetic hazards. Apologies to Dr. Veritas, and I'll be keeping both da Vinci flying machines. - Vivic
Note: No, you're not. Not until the objects are thoroughly cleared of memetic hazards. Where were you going to put those anyway, your office? Thanks for the Whiskey though. Drink lots of water. Those anti-memetic treatments are going to give you one hell of a hangover in the morning. - Veritas
Test 914-1023
Name: Dr. Zavalosa, D-1332
Date: 20/09/2019
Total Items: Approximately 1kg of iron
Note: This was just some spare iron from the modified 914 doors I had constructed - Dr. Zavalosa
Input: 1kg of iron
Setting: Fine
Output: A helmet made of iron with "Super Armour 9000" inscribed on the back. When D-1332 put it on, a thin layer of iron slid from the helmet all over her body and clothes until she was fully covered in iron. Neither D-1332 nor Dr. Zavalosa could take off the suit and had to be cut open by the engineering department. The suit could self repair but only to a point, as it ran out of material to repair with.
Note: D-1332 reports that the iron suit was extremely light, flexible and wasn't suffocating in it despite appearing airtight. In addition, she was completely unable to see, hear, feel or otherwise sense anything while in the suit, not even a change in gravity as she collided with the walls and fell over. - Dr. Zavalosa
Test 914-1024
Name: Research Assistant Walker.
Date: 21/09/2019
Total Items: Five wooden doors.
Input: One wooden door
Setting: 1:1
Output: One wooden fence-gate.
Input: One wooden door
Setting: Fine
Output: One wooden door with an ornate carving of a juvenile canine. It is captioned "A-door-able".
Input: One wooden door.
Setting: Fine
Output: An ornate wooden door. When knocked on, it emits a sound similar to that of a doorbell.
Input: One wooden door
Setting: Very Fine
Output: An ornate wooden door. When opened, a Class-C "Broken Entry" Wormhole appears. Door closed and incinerated.
Input: One wooden door
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A wooden doorknob. Its mass is the same as the input, making it relatively heavy. When making contact with the wall, it will latch onto the surface. When turned, part of the wall turns into a door, which can be opened, creating a passage to the other side of said wall. It cannot be removed without destroying the wall. It is currently stuck in the wall between Multipurpose Room 1 and 2. Wall is currently under repair.
Test 914-1025
Name: Junior Researcher Kai
Date: 20/09/2019
Total Items: Two antique pocketwatches, one 1-hour hourglass, first page torn out of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (Chapter 21 - Hermione's Secret)
Input: All of the above items
Setting: Very Fine
Note: This will either turn out to be a huge asset for the Temporal Anomalies Division or you will not be reading this test. - JR. Kai
Output: A long silver chain with gold inlay. A tiny golden hourglass, studded with what appears to be miniature quartz crystals, is hung on the chain.
Note: No. Way. Testing results will be written below. The output is hypothesised to function similarly as the ''Time Turner'' from the Harry Potter series by J. K. Rowling. - JR. Kai
D-class Personnel | Description | Number of Turns | Observed Effects | D-class Account |
---|---|---|---|---|
D-81940 | 39-year old Slavic female, convicted of aggravated assault on a minor | 1 Turn | D-class personnel appears to be a much younger adolescent female and her D-class identification tattoo has disappeared from her wrist and back. D-class now has much longer hair. | D-class claims to remember clearly the circumstances of her father's death, which occurred when she was 27 years old. It is hypothesised that one turn of the ''Time Turner'' lowers the age of the user by 12 years. |
D-37123 | 51-year old Chinese male, convicted of cannibalism | 1 Turn | D-class personnel appears to be a younger male and his D-class identification tattoos have both disappeared from his wrist and chest. D-class has regrown a missing finger from an injury suffered during an unrelated incident prior to being transferred to Foundation custody. | D-class attempted to attack research personnel present and was immediately terminated. |
D-28185 | 40-year old Portuguese male, convicted of high treason | 1 Turn | D-class personnel now appears to be a younger male and his D-class identification tattoos have all disappeared. | D-class reports feelings of depression and it is noted that the D-class suffered from depression prior to attempting to sell confidential information from the government of ███████████. |
D-72389 | 78-year old Spanish male, convicted of multiple counts of torture and mutilation | 2 Turns | D-class personnel now appears to be a much younger middle-aged male. No further observations were taken. | D-class immediately attempted to attack research personnel present while screaming obscenities about the ███ ██████████ ██ ███. |
Addendum: At this point, D-81940 vomited and observing personnel reported that she appeared "blurred" for approximately 4 seconds. When D-class was visible again, she appeared to have regressed to the same age she was before using the ''Time Turner''. This event occurred exactly 12 minutes after using the ''Time Turner''. Testing was temporarily halted to observe if similar effects manifested in the other D-class personnel.
After 15 minutes, 20 minutes and 35 minutes, D-37123, D-28185 and D-72389 respectively underwent the same process. Visual records of D-class yielded no conclusive results and all suggest that for every turn of the ''Time Turner'', the user's age decreases by 12 years and this effect lasts for a minute per year turned. As D-72389 turned the ''Time Turner'' twice, the time taken for the regression period to occur was 24 minutes.
D-55053 | 32-year old Anglo-Saxon female, convicted of multiple counts of fatal battery and assault | 2 Turns | D-class personnel appears be a prepubescent female. D-class identification tattoos have all disappeared. | D-class reports feeling hungry and desiring some dessert. |
D-98320 | 65-year old Latino male, convicted of multiple counts of gang violence and murder | 2 Turns | D-class now appears to be a much younger middle-aged male. D-class identification tattoos have disappeared. Two gang tattoos gotten in prison have also disappeared. D-class has regrown a missing arm from the incident that led to his conviction. | D-class reports feeling extreme anger and resentment at the world. He has been escorted to the medical bay for recovery and commended for displaying extraordinary self-control. |
D-38041 | 27-year old Filipino male, convicted of terrorism | 3 Turns | D-class screamed, tore the ''Time Turner'' off his neck, breaking the chain and threw it at Junior Researcher Kai before appearing to liquefy, turning into a clear puddle of presumably various organic compounds and of note, a small plastic bag. | N/A |
Addendum: The puddle was not disturbed by research personnel and 36 minutes after using the ''Time Turner'', the puddle evaporated and D-38041 remanifested, lying on the floor. D-class was not responsive to attempts to rouse him and a full-body scan suggested complete absence of brain activity.
Note: Junior Researcher Kai was later found in his room composing a long letter of apology to the family of D-38041. The letter will not be delivered and he is currently taking a leave of absence for mandatory psychological counseling by order of Dr. Veritas. The ''Time Turner'' has been confiscated by [DATA EXPUNGED].
Test 914-1026
Name: Dr. Cleveland
Date: 23/09/2019
Total Items: One copy of Logan, one copy of X-Men: Dark Phoenix, both in Blu-ray format
Input: Logan
Setting: Fine
Output: A 1:1 model of Logan's right hand, with the claws partially stretched out.
Note: Random, but interesting. - Dr. Cleveland
Input: X-Men: Dark Phoenix
Setting: Fine
Output: A 1:24 model of Jean Grey, and a 1:24 model of Vuk. Models attempted [DATA EXPUNGED] but [REDACTED] failing to cause casualties. Neutralized through the use of liquid nitrogen in conjunction with the H2O-9000. 17 personnel are administered Class-B amnestics to undo [REDACTED] effects.
Note: Under no circumstances shall any form of media containing the character Jean Grey, nor any character who wields the Phoenix Force in general, be used as a future 914 input. Given the abilities, this is just one time too many. We're not taking any godforsaken risks with that. Ever. Again. - Dr. Cleveland
Test 914-1027
Name: Senior Researcher Vivic
Date: 23/09/2019
Total Items: Ten sheets of A4 paper, ten black BicTM brand pens
Input: One sheet of paper, one pen
Setting: 1:1
Output: One sheet of paper with the following note written on it, "I'm not at Area 51, that's where Larry is!" Unchanged pen missing expected amount of ink.
Note: I'm choosing to ignore this reference to recent events. - SR Vivic
Input: One sheet of paper, one pen
Setting: 1:1
Output: One sheet of paper with a large ink blot resembling a butterfly or two vases. Unchanged pen almost empty.
Input: One sheet of paper, one pen
Setting: Fine
Output: One sheet of paper with a complete theory on the failure of immortality placed upon a single host written on it. Unchanged pen almost empty with unidentifiable bite marks on the cap. The paper has no attributed author and is not signed.
Input: One sheet of paper, one pen
Setting: Fine
Output: One sheet of paper with a detailed story about the failure of the SPC Foundation written in Times New Roman, font size 2pt written on it. Unchanged pen now empty with bite marks identical those of a Great White shark on the cap. The paper is attributed to a "Fillie Shark Puncher Sr. The 3rd of Italy, the man who claimed the first Narlman in Sea War II" (sic).
Note: To sum up the story, sharks interbred with narwhals and developed 3 facial horns, making facial interaction via pugilistic means impossible. - SR Vivic
Input: One sheet of paper, one pen
Setting: Fine
Output: One sheet of paper with the ink on the paper in an anomalous 4-second looping animation of an individual looking at a visual cognitohazard and exploding into an ink blot that resembles two camels. The cognitohazard is not visible at any point during the animation. One disassembled pen devoid of ink.
Input: One sheet of paper, one pen
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One plastic crossbow with compressed paper supports that fired a small metal bolt upon the opening of the output booth. The bolt had an estimated speed of 150m/s and pierced Senior Researcher Vivic's left ear before embedding itself 2mm into the wall. The crossbow could not be reloaded and had no proper firing mechanism.
Note: A few more centimetres and I would have needed serious medical attention. For now, I'm continuing with testing. I might have slipped and set the dial to the wrong setting. - SR Vivic
Input: One sheet of paper, one pen
Setting: Fine
Output: One sheet of paper with the rhetorical question "Are birds real?" written on it, followed by several life-like drawings of 22 different species of birds. Unchanged pen half-empty.
Note: I'd list all the birds drawn if I could, but I don't know any ornithology. This has cleared memetics so if someone wants to, they can try. - SR Vivic
Input: One sheet of paper, one pen
Setting: Fine
Output: One sheet of paper with a cognitohazardous symbol that causes the viewer to speak like a 5-month old baby for 30 minutes with each exposure. Unchanged pen half-empty. Output incinerated.
Note: Didn't get me this time, 914! Although my condolences to Security Guard Stevens who was on shift at the time. - SR Vivic
Note: Security Guard Steven has been administered Class-A amnestics after the effect ended at his request. That's coming out of Vivic's salary, by the way. - Veritas
Input: One sheet of paper, one pen
Setting: Fine
Output: One sheet of paper with the schematic of a theoretically possible bionic eye with an artificial optic nerve and a neural interface system. Unchanged pen half-empty.
Note: I'm copying this to my personal files. I'm might finally get a replacement for my bad eye! - SR Vivic
Addendum: Research has begun on the schematics. However, some of the materials do not exist and practical replacements are currently under research.
Input: One sheet of paper, one pen
Setting: Fine
Output: One sheet of paper with a cartoon duck drawn on it. On the back side of the paper is a hyper-realistic duck with feathers that are extremely soft another cognitohazard. Unchanged pen almost empty with metal clip on the cap bent into the shape of a feather. Output incinerated.
Note: 914 sure loves messing with my head. I should get some memetic training so I don't fall for any more of 914's jokes at my psyche. - SR Vivic
Note: You probably shouldn't. If you become more resistant to cognitohazards, all 914 is going to do is to create bigger, worse ones. - JR. Kai
Test 914-1028
Name: Researcher Connolly
Date: 24/09/2019
Total Items: Three copies of a list of generic Foundation containment procedures, three copies of a list of currently contained/neutralized SCPs with reality-altering properties, one Scranton Reality Anchor
Note: I’m not entirely convinced 914 is insentient, but I’m also not convinced it’s sentient. Whatever the case, I’m hoping it will help me gain some insight into reality-benders. - Researcher Connolly
Addendum: During the tests, the Scranton Reality Chamber was activated in Research Cell 109-B, but was not physically placed into the Intake chamber.
Input: One copy of the containment procedures, one copy of the list of SCPs
Setting: Coarse
Output: One list of contents from both of the Input lists put together, with words and phrases from either list appearing in random order on the new list. In addition, numerous spelling and grammatical errors, as well as factual inaccuracies regarding containment procedures are present.
Note: D-. See me after class, 914. - Researcher Connolly
Input: One copy of the containment procedures, one copy of the list of SCPs
Setting: 1:1
Output: One list detailing the full records of all personnel at Site-19 Facility-23 and one list detailing containment/neutralization procedures for said personnel.
Note: I’ve been looking through some of this and it’s incredible. For one, Veritas’ first name is Lucius? For two, of particular note is the fact that Researcher Darby’s containment procedure has been erased and smudged over so many times it is now illegible. What the hell did Darby do? - Researcher Connolly
Note: What didn't he do is a better question. Also is Jeff on there? - Intern Lunar
Note: If Jeff's there, I won't be surprised if Grizzly or Olive shows up. Also why would my containment procedures involve SCP-826 and SCP-4071? - Dr. Cleveland
Note: I wonder if I'm on that list? Probably involve lots of cogitohazards and an EMP. - SR Vivic
Note: Mine involves a… SCP-3125? What the hell is that? - JR. Kai
Note: Sentient mug cat, sentient peridot cat, this one is just the word “Nukea” spelled entirely out of the number 17… I know Veritas would never let me keep this but I have a strong sense that this is just the tip of the iceberg. - Researcher Connolly
Input: One copy of the containment procedures, one copy of the list of SCPs
Setting: Fine
Output: One piece of paper with a cognitohazardous symbol on it. Viewing the symbol causes the viewer to believe they are trapped in an alternate reality that keeps being destroyed and reformed constantly. Item incinerated successfully; Researcher Connolly admitted to the medical bay for amnesticization.
Note: Okay, since a lot of you have seen information that you're not supposed to see, I recommend keeping an eye on your mental state in case some cognitohazards slipped through there. Also, don't call me by my first name unless you enjoy cleaning D-Class sanitation facilities until your hair turns grey. - Veritas.
Test 914-1029
Name: Research Assistant Walker, Researcher Laskenta
Date: 24/09/2019
Total Items: Anomalously realistic chemistry modelling set from Test 914-0882, four 1×1×1 dm iron cubes
Note: I discovered that I can mix normal chemistry modelling sets into this, and they will become more of the same. I will see if the clockworks will do something interesting with them. - R.A. Walker
Input: Three water molecules
Setting: Rough
Output: Three oxygen atoms, six hydrogen atoms
Input: One molecule of iron oxide
Setting: Coarse
Output: Two iron atoms, three oxygen atoms
Note: It seems that 914 would rather break the bonds than the atoms themselves. I wonder what would happen if I put in a bunch of single atoms. - R.A. Walker
Input: Six neon atoms
Setting: Rough
Output: Same as input. 914 emitted rough mechanical sounds while processing. Testing has been halted while Laskenta checks to make sure 914 isn't damaged.
Note: As a safety precaution, I tested if 914's Coarse and Rough setting does still work on non-anomalous objects. - Laskenta
Input: One 1x1x1 dm iron cube
Setting: Rough
Output: Several chunks of iron
Input: One 1x1x1 dm iron cube
Setting: Rough
Output: A solid puddle of iron; hypothesised to be melted and solidified
Input: One 1x1x1 dm iron cube
Setting: Coarse
Output: One thousand 1x1x1 cm iron cubes
Input: One 1x1x1 dm iron cube
Setting: Coarse
Output: One hundred 1x1x10 cm iron cuboids
Note: If it wasn't an anomalous machine of this complexity, I would say that it seems fine. Go easy on 914, we don't know how old it is, and we can't reproduce its structure yet. - Laskenta
Note: If you say it's alright. I am not going to put single atoms in again. - R.A. Walker
Input: One methane molecule, three oxygen molecules
Setting: 1:1
Output: One carbon dioxide molecule, two water molecules
Note: 1:1 rearranges the molecules, as expected. - R.A. Walker
Input: One molecule of uranium II oxide
Setting: Fine
Output: One molecule of thorium oxide, one helium atom
Note: I thought 914 couldn't break atoms. - R.A. Walker
Note: No, but radiation can. - Laskenta
Note: Interesting. These models didn't show signs of being radioactive before. - R.A. Walker
Input: One molecule of bismuth subsalicylate
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A large atom, twice the size of uranium. It appears to weigh roughly 450 times as much as a hydrogen atom. Three minutes after being removed from the output booth, it exploded, causing hydrogen, deuterium, and helium atoms to fly everywhere. Research Assistant Walker and Researcher Laskenta received a large number of bruises. After they collected all the atom models, they went to the infirmary. After some deliberation, Walker decided that the output was likely unhextrium (element 163).
Note: How did 914 make unhextrium, though? It isn't supposed to do that. - R.A. Walker
Note: I guess it finally saw the input as a model and not as atoms. - Laskenta
Note: Someone reset the counter for ''days without something exploding''. Walker and Laskenta were reprimanded. If 914 decided that the only course of action was to split or fuse an atom, the problem would be a lot larger. Namely, a large, smouldering crater where Site 19 used to be. - Veritas
Test 914-1030
Name: Network Technician Rare
Date: 24/09/2019
Total Items: Three 512MB SD cards, each containing a copy of the paper “A Study of the Behavioral Differences between Anomalous and Baseline Felines,” by Samuel Rare.
Note: I minored in animal behavior, so I think most of the information in this should be valid. Even if it isn’t, I got to spend a lot of time with Jeff and Olive. - NT Rare
Input: One SD card
Setting: 1:1
Output: One SD card, containing the paper “A Study of the Behavioral Differences between Anomalous and Baseline Canines,” by Samuel Rare. Made available on the Foundation intranet, with a warning of possible inaccuracy.
Input: One SD card
Setting: Fine
Output: One Micro SD card, containing a research paper of the same name as the input, but including classified information on several SCPs. Submitted to RAISA, NT Rare amnesticized at conclusion of testing. A pile of plastic.
Input: One SD card
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A small, animate cat made of plastic and metal.
Note: Interesting. Something new to study. - NT Rare
Addendum: The cat has been found to be capable of swapping its voice with that of a human subject. When this occurs, the cat gains the ability to speak in the subject’s voice, and the subject becomes incapable of making any vocalization other than meowing. The cat has been placed in containment until a method of undoing this can be found.
Note: Meow! - Researcher Miniwa
Note: Dr. Veritas has discovered a method of counteracting the cognitohazard. Said method involves striking the cheek of the subject forcefully, while vocalising encouragement to ''snap out of it''. While unorthodox, this method has been effective on 100% of the victims so far. - Sedna