Nopeyaaa

SCP-1337
is to be kept in a room full of airhorns
its pretty agressive when u smoke SCP-420-J there.

When you enter the room of SCP-1337 it is going to attack you.
It has (until now) 7 Mountain-Dews on its body, that grew over 20 Years.
It was found in Italy. On a sunny day at the Italy Beach, a male Jonathan-████████
has touched SCP-1337. SCP-1337 has turned the blood of Jonathan-████████ in
Mountain Dew. SCP-1337 had 1930 a stand on a Beach, where he sold SCP-420-J.