not an scp
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Weird creature’s name: Harry BoneJack

Jail type: two

Jail Rules: Harry is to be left alone by all soldiers and will only let 5 doctors visit him a week. Harry does not like it when they all come together, however.

Harry is inside a pretend neighbourhood built to make Harry think he is safe from the soldiers. Five pretend neighbours who are actually solders watching him will pretend to be nice normal people. Harry has a pretend foster dad, who is a doctor in real life.

Storytime: Harry is a human, just like you and me. A pretty young one too, the exact age is unknown, but we do know he represents someone under the age of 10. He also has powers, powers that block him from the normal sci-fi soldier house. They also block him from being written about in the style they write. To write about Harry, you need to write unprofessionally, casually. Like a text or in a way you would talk to your best friend. You also can't mention the soldiers house at all, according to Harry.

Because of the powers Harry has, if anyone who is aware of any weird things wrong with the world, especially the soldiers, tries to talk or touch Harry will result in Harry getting angry. Bad things happen when Harry is angry. One time he was brought into a monster hospital, not long afterwards the hospital was blown up. The explosion was made of fire and lightning that came from Harry directly, but we do not know where the fire and lightning came from exactly.1

We also found out that the explosion doesn't come from Harry, but it also happens in the area where the information is being made, anything that has been written, drawn, or if anyone speaks about Harry being in the monster jail will blow up.

Harry also has control over his power, so he can blow whatever he wants up.

Big mistake done by Harry-1:
How many people died?: Half the people on the research area that brought Harry in died.

What happened: Harry got upset and exploded, he found out that he was in the monster jail and blew up the building.

A doctor named Gabriel talked to Harry in his pretend home2

This is the story about Doctor Gabriel Conduit talking to Harry Bonejack. Gabriel wants to know the link between the soldiers and Harry's power. Gabriel is specialised in weird humans of all ages and has decided to take this Harry puzzle because he wants to.

The time this happened is 4:49 PM on a Tuesday. The month was May in a secret year we can't tell you about3


"Hello Gabriel, how are you?" Harry asked.

"Good Mr. Bonejack, I'm here to ask questions." Gabriel responded.

"I am in a good mood. Yippee!" Harry exclaimed "ask away!"

"Why is it that you don't like the soldiers?" Gabriel asked.

Harry leaned forward "They are big and scary. They tried to put me in jail, but I didn't like it. So, I exploded myself" Harry whispered.

"Why do you explode yourself?" Gabriel asks.

"Because I don't like the soldiers" Harry responded

"Are you aware of your age?" Gabriel asked.

Harry chuckled "Of course I do I'm…" Harry stopped, then started counting in his head "Oh no I don't know how old I am"

Harry becomes sad, he sags in his chair.

"Hey, come on, get up. I think I can figure out your age" Gabriel offered.

Harry brightened up "Really? You can do that? How?"

"There's something in your body called cells, it's actually your whole body" Gabriel told Harry.

"Cells?" Harry asked

"Yes

"Yeah, they are very small pieces that make up your body" Gabriel explained "to know your age, I'll need a few of these cells"

"How will you get them?" Harry wondered.

"There are many ways, I could get some blood, your hair, skin, anything that is part of your body" Gabriel told Harry.

Harry was uneasy "I don't want you to take my blood"

"That's okay, I can take your hair" Gabriel suggested.

"All of it?" Harry asked with worry.

"No" Gabriel chuckled "only a few strands"

"Well okay" Harry agreed "I also want to know my birthday, so I can have a party"

"We can't do that I'm afraid" Gabriel told him.

"Oh" Harry said disappointed "that's okay"

Harry went to walk away "That's not the only question I have for you Harry, come back" Gabriel told him.

Harry sulked "More?"

"Yes more" Gabriel said

Harry groaned then sat back in his seat.

"Do you know how you have these powers?" Gabriel asked.

"I just have them" Harry responded "I'm hungry, can I have a pop tart?"

"You don't eat pop tarts to fill up Harry" Gabriel told him "it doesn't work"

Harry groaned.

"Where are you from?"

The information of where Harry lived was removed. Because we can't use the black box to hide it.

"Where you born with these powers, or did you get them from somewhere?" Gabriel asked.

"I was given them by a man, he wore a funny orange onesie with numbers on it. He looked like a video game glitch sometimes" Harry said.

"Did you know this man?"

"No not really. He told me about the soldiers, and a funny word which wasn't funny when he told me about it" Harry explained "the word was SCP, he said an SCP was a weird monster or person that goes to monster jail and gets needles"

"Are you afraid of this monster jail?" Gabriel asked.

"Yes, that's why he gave me these powers, so that I would stay away from it" Harry said

"Do you think you're one of these monsters?" Gabriel asked.

"No, I made myself a promise. I also made myself a promise" Harry told Gabriel.

"What is it exactly that you promised yourself?" Gabriel asked with interest.

"I am not an SCP" Harry said bravely.


Gabriel felt a little sorry for Harry, he really believed he wasn't in monster jail. Gabriel took the hair in the lab and was shocked to find out that the hair is made of dead cells. All of them, they all still functioned properly and made more cells, but they were all dead.

Big mistake done by Harry 2:

How many people died?: Only three people died.

What happened: The three people where doctors, they where covering words with the black box, and that seemed to make Harry's power active. Then the computer they where working on blew up, the first two died straight away, but the third one died from blood coming out of his body too much.

Extra info about Bonejack-1: Harry told one of the doctors why his last name is Bonejack, it was given to him by the weird glitch guy4. Soldiers have been sent out to find the glitch guy.