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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained within a standard aquatic
containment unit. A feathered turban, typical of cartoon depictions of genies, should be accessible in case of SCP-XXXX being uncooperative during testing.

Information online regarding the anomalous properties of SCP-XXXX is to be dismissed as superstitious beliefs and pure coincidence. Various articles are to be published classifying “The Bi-Monthly Fishtivities” as mere entertainment, with no actual prospects of determining the future.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a anomalous rainbow trout (Oncorhynchus mykiss) capable of accurately predicting the future of an individual. SCP-XXXX answers polar questions1 by swimming into pockets of water attributed with these answers.

Addendum SCP-XXXX-2: Blog Entry “The Fishtivities Forum”

Howdy Folks,

We have some sad news regarding one of your favorite characters Djinn, the magical fortune telling fish. He passed away and won’t be attending future Fishtivities. Luckily for all of us we found out that Djinn had a Ms. Djinn and had some children! We will be happy to display them in Djinn’s old pond until they’re old enough to take his place.

We are also expanding the perimeter of our festivities! We have some new additions to the Fun and games section, can you land the rings around the fins of the trouts? Or are you a crack-shot, able to perfectly shoot a stream of water in the mouths of the trouts? We have games for everyone!

We are also happy to inform you that the trout’s shack is up and running again following generous donations, we knew it was a crowd-favorite before its unfortunate collapse. We hope to offer you another fin-tastic adventure here at the Fishtivities!

All previous attendees are able to get a 50% discount on your entry tickets! Just bring any ticket you may have purchased previously and say “Trout’s away!”. We’re looking forward to seeing your lovely faces down here in the town of Turner!

Hasta la Fishsta!

Addendum SCP-XXXX-3: Letter received on June 2nd 2015.

Dear Mitchell and Warren

I hope this letter is able to reach you, I am not sure how y’all handle letters over there at such a pristine research site, but I hope it gets to ya’, if it does give some money to whoever does post, ok? Well anyways, I gotta thank you two and whoever else might be involved here. The festival is a huge hit! Or rather, still is! At first we had a huge amount of panic, we didn’t know what to do. We knew most of our fans didn’t know about our blogs or whatever announcements we were able to post. So when our next festivities started, we were quite unsure how much turn-out we’d have and how many people would be getting mad at us for not having Djinn. He was a smash hit the last couple of years. Or so we thought. Hundreds of people came in every day. Many people asked for Djinn and when we said what had happened, they weren’t mad at all. They just expressed their grief and moved on to see our next couple of shows and they loved it! Some of our performers even got tipped, it was wild I tell you.

We couldn’t have done it without ya’. To be honest, the festival may have only been able to run for 2 more years before we would have to sell off some of our property and well, we wouldn’t know what we’d do then. We have been doing this for 20+ years, y’know. You can’t just go work somewhere anymore, you need experience and what not. Thank you for letting the small town of Turner dream, dream big and well, dream of big trout.

I thought I’d let you know how we all are doing down here in ol’ Turner. And we’re doing just fine. We hope we can see you all at some point during one of our fishtivities. We’d love to see you here, we’d have to charge ya’ though! Haha, just kidding, obviously we’d give you a 10% discount. But please, come down here at some point and we’ll make sure y’all are treated like one of us. Trout lover or not.

Thank you, y'all are a part of our family now.

- The grateful town of Turner.