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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter (I'm not sure what Keter means but from what I read its bad so I guess it fits)
Special Containment Procedures: I can't really fill this part in, I'm sorry. There's usually a lot of sciencey stuff here. I think its the "what to do" section, but Ralph just says we need to stay put.
Description: I really hope this fits here. I've been reading the stuff on these computers, its like an encyclopedia for weird stuff and monsters. This one doesn't look finished and I think I can finish it. Raul agreed I should, but nobody else seems to care.
Well my theory is that its a disease. It kinda spreads to people, disease style. From what I can remember it started with this a body they found in the woods near town. It was hairy and big and it had arms that were too long. I never saw it, they didn't allow pictures or anything. I don't think anyone actually saw it even though everyone in town talking about it. At school they called it The Sasquatch. Some people were saying the government was covering it up but my dad didn't really believe any of it. Whatever the body was it must have been contagious though, because what it had spread really quick in a few days. It doesn't kill you, I don't think it even makes you sick. You just start looking weird. Like you don't get a rash or scabs or anything normal, you get hairy, or furry, or slimy, or big eyes, or longer arms, or weird clothes, it depends from person to person. The transformation takes about a day, but when it starts you can't stop it. Charlie said it makes you look like a real life cartoon, while that makes sense, I say its like Alice in Wonderland but nobody understands what I mean. None of the other guys like books, I think thats why I have to write this.
Anyways, everyone was panicking. I mean obviously, it was really really freaky. But things got really bad when the other stuff started changing. Its like houses and cars and streets can catch it too, just not kids. Stuff bends, changes colors, sometimes turns into animals. At my house the stairs to the second floor just started to spiral and go up and up. It made no sense because our house wasn't even that tall. After awhile it changes more than just bodies. You start acting like a cartoon, not just look like one. They started telling riddles and tell weird jokes and play around and laugh all the time. Just act silly and stupid. Just the adults though. Only adults can get the disease. Adults and teenagers.
12, thats the age limit. I did a head count and can't find any kid above 12. Well I tried to do a head count, it was hard, a lot of the kids in town were hiding or running around. Nothing looks normal anymore so its easy to get lost. Everything is rainbow and more trees are growing. The towns more of a forest. Its actually kinda pretty but you can't really appreciate it. I haven't seen any normal adults out there, at least not since they tried to evacuate. It got all of our parents by now, so its just us and the freaky things. They keep trying to get us to play with them. I saw this one that looked like a huge gold centipede with a dog face that could smile. He wanted me to play catch. I swear he sounded like my older brother.
You shouldn't play with them though. Weird stuff happens to the ones that play with them. They forget about everything, they don't even seem to remember how crazy it is. They just get all spaced out. And they'll just stay like that unless you pull them out of it, and if you try to do that the freaks will try to pull you into it. I haven't gotten caught yet but plenty of kids have gone missing since we grouped up. Ralph says we need to stay away, and that we shouldn't attempt any rescue missions. He says they're good as dead. I don't see the freaks as dangerous or evil though, just pushy.
Ralph used to be really funny at school, but he seems pretty stressed now. I don't blame him. He got put in charge cause hes one of the oldest and is smart, but he didn't want to. It was his idea to try and find a way out of town. We ended up here after a few days. Outside it says OUTPOST 6-1. I don't remember this building being here it must be newly built. The cartoon disease spread here too but different. Most of the adults seemed to have turned into statues, like gargoyles. But hey, there's plenty of food and its big so its safe. We're hoping someone finds us soon, none of the phones work though. Ralph has been giving everyone jobs so that we stay busy and keep out the freaks. Its not so bad anymore compared to before.
Well, that's all for now I guess.
UPDATE 1: Things aren't going very well. Some of the others are getting angry about the food. Its just we started eating a lot of it when we first got here, but obviously we have to ration. I remembered reading about rationing in wars and stuff so I told Ralph that if we didn't start doing that we would run out of food fast. Now that we're rationing people are hungrier and mad. Charlie especially got mad and him and Ralph got into a fight. I think its all dumb, we have to survive while we wait. The disease is starting to spread to the building too. It started with the phones turning into seashells. When you talked into them someone would answer (I talked to a sailor once). Now the fences outside are turning into candy. I don't know if we can stay here, but the freaks haven't gotten in yet so we'll stay for as long as we can.
UPDATE 2: Foods running low, like I said it would. The grass outside is growing gummies. Charlie ate it but Raul told them not to cause it was dangerous. Charlie said it was just candy and then a rabbit man in a top hat and some of the other freaks came to the candy gates. They said they'd give more candy and treats if people left the outpost to play. Raul and me tried to stop them but a lot of the others are gone now.
Anyways I've been reading more files on the computers and I found these. I think they're talking about the disease, but I don't get all of it. I'll put them here:
UPDATE 3: This is the last update. We're leaving now. Foods out and this place is too screwy now. The grass is pretty much in the building. Michael said he saw tiny people in hats walking around, and I swear the gargoyles are moving. The real reason though is the freaks came back. Charlie was with them, he seemed different, too happy. He said we should come out and join the party, but none of us would, even after they offered tea. So they said they'd bring the party to us. That was today, we're leaving tonight.
Before I go, I found another file talking about the disease. This one makes even less sense to me. I hope me writing this helped somehow. Bye - Alice
