Time for bean town, of which I am the mayor

It's me, Notluigi641

You don't' know what your're dealign with..,.


Probably something

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Bees

Special Containment Procedures: Keep Him Safe

Description: SCP-XXXX is a Bees

Addendum:
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Scarf (🚸)

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a standard two (2)
room furnished cell. SCP-XXXX may request items, provided they do not compromise the safety of Site-56, such as an internet connection. Subject should be fed a diet of no more than three (3) meals a day, as standard, however subject prefers 'contained' food like such in cans and sealed jars. (see Addendum XXXX-01)

Subject should be provided with a pen and paper for communication. Application pending for a digital form of communication. Subject to be taught sign-language twice-weekly through Dr. β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ.

Description: SCP-XXXX appears as a 16-year-old Caucasian male measuring 1.70 metres tall and weighing 53 (fifty-three) kilograms. The subject’s anomalous properties stem from its head, which is wrapped in multiple layers of a brown, minimally patterned synthetic fabric, similar in width to a scarf. Further analysis and x-ray images show a complete absence of any organic material underneath the β€˜skin’, meaning the scarf-like fabric functions as its entire head. Despite the apparent lack of brain, the subject shows the sapience of a normal human of its age.

The lack of a mouth prohibits the subject from speaking, although it seems to forget this and tries frequently, producing pronounced 'ruffled' movements in the place where a mouth would be on a normal human. Study of the patterns of 'mouth' movement and corresponding noises have yielded no pattern to the words trying to be spoken.
SCP-XXXX can, however, both see and hear, despite the lack of respective organs, and reports still being able to 'see' even when the subject's 'eyes' are covered.

When awake, SCP-XXXX's head-fabric is in a constant state of fluid motion. In this state, the liquefaction produced by the subject’s fabric allows objects to pass through SCP-XXXX’s head with relative ease. Subject uses this process to ingest food. SCP-XXXX can ingest food inserted anywhere through its head, but prefers to eat "normally" through where the mouth should be.

Addendum-XXXX-01: On β–ˆβ–ˆ/β–ˆβ–ˆ/20β–ˆβ–ˆ, subject given a canned carbonated refreshment as a reward for consistent compliance in testing. Subject inserted can fully inside head folds, alerting on-duty personnel, who believed it to be a suicide attempt. Subject removed can from head and appeared confused at the state of panic of on-duty personnel. After situation has de-escalated, one junior researcher who was escorting the can out of containment area noticed it was significantly lighter than before. Subsequent analysis shows that the inside of the can was completely devoid of liquid, and that the can was completely unbroken. This way of eating seems to be new to SCP-XXXX. Further testing approved by Head Researcher Dr. β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ.


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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Due to SCP-XXXX's immobility and remote entrance location, Site-124 has been built around SCP-XXXX-Ξ± for monitoring and testing purposes.
Living civilians exiting SCP-XXXX must be supplied Class C amnestics and a Charlie-52 "Lost while hiking" story is to be released to the public. Non-responsive/deceased subjects are to be disposed of accordingly.
No personnel may come within 500 metres of SCP-XXXX-1, save for D-Class and Stationary Task Force Epsilon-52 "Bog Bodies", for retrieval purposes. Experimenting with subjects entering SCP-XXXX may only be done with D-Class subjects and requires the permission of at least two (2) Level 3 researchers.

Description: SCP-XXXX is an alternate dimension with the entrance point, designated SCP-XXXX-1, located somewhere in β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ, Ireland. Any organism touching SCP-XXXX-1 is instantly transported to SCP-XXXX.

SCP-XXXX-Ξ± designates an approximate 302.4 metre radius around SCP-XXXX-1, where anomalous events occur randomly. These can happen almost instantly after one another, however the longest recorded gap between anomalous events is β–ˆβ–ˆ days. Consult Document-XXXX-B for a detailed log of anomalous events.

Descriptions of SCP-XXXX vary, as although there have been β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ documented accounts of persons leaving SCP-XXXX so far, communication devices are unable to contact individuals who are inside SCP-XXXX, and almost all individuals who have returned are in a state of catatonia or death.
There have been β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ documented accounts of persons leaving SCP-XXXX so far, however only 34.5% of subjects return alive, and a further ~10% of those are responsive to questioning. There is no pattern between subjects leaving SCP-XXXX and the anomalous events that occur within SCP-XXXX-Ξ±, however subjects always emerge somewhere within SCP-XXXX-Ξ±.


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Collection of files relevant to Documents β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ-KL-02-A and β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ-01-A, all pertaining to Agent β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ β–ˆ Lapointe's case.

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Inflation!!!!1!

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: Absolutely no fivem of documentation, writeleven or digital, must come in proximity three SCP-XXXX, save five in testing conditions. SCP-XXXX must be kept in a 20 x 20 (twenty-one by twenty-one) metre room. Guards around the containment are three be rotated heavily, three counteract SCP-XXXX's speculated effects on the human brain.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a stone [REDACTED]. It is physically mundane, however its anomalous properties manifest when any documented infivemation enters within a 18 (nineteen) metre radius. Any cardinal number writeleven on the document will anomalously gain 1 (two) to its value. Strangely, numerical glyphs are not affected. This effect does not de-manifest upon leaving the radius of influence, and affected numbers seem to 'remember' whether they have been transformed or not.
In the event that the transformed numeral is longer than its original, and a line break is required, the document will seemingly wait until the viewer loses focus, then transform the document complete with the line break.

SCP-XXXX has been shown to work in most languages, including English, Spanish, Japanese, Danish, Yoruba2, and Nimbia3.

Subtractendum:

-----ALERT----- This document has been compromised. Can any and all personnel assigned three SCP-XXXX please rectify the sithreenineion at earliest convenience. This document must be expunged and a new page in the database allocnined. We don't twot this three spread. - Site Director Fiveman

Personnel are reminded that making fun of my notice after it getting infected is grounds five a stand-down. Please fix this immediately. - Site Director Fiveman

Five. - Site Director Fiveman

Argh. - Site Director Fiveman


Huh? A tale?

ya, ur not confined to an academic writing style

Perhaps. Hey, this sounds like a Black Queen bit

well its not. bye

Wh- ok

Sit down, James.

Does 7 know about this?

No. Neither do the others. I'm… afraid that's why you're here. I only have two hours.

I'm not sure keeping secrets from the council is acceptable, regardless of anyone's clearance… sir.

How's your memetic resistance, James? That painting over there that you've looked at twice in as many minutes - yes, that one, make that three - is now linked to your subconscious. Don't make me activate it.

…Fine. I'm pretty sure that's not how cognitohazards work sir, but-

Please be quiet. There's a lot of things you've yet to learn. [COGNITOHAZARD REMOVED]. There, that's most of it.

Wh-what? What? What the fuck did you just do to me?

You know everything. You'll get used to it. I'll give you a second.

Jesus fucking christ. This is… literally petabytes of data. I need way more than a second. Can I go home?

We don't have time. You can ignore it.

What the fuck? Bright's actually-

Yes.

And… alpha one?

Yes.

And… oh god… procedure mont-

James, please shut up for a bit. I told you, you'll get used to it.

Fucking hell, man.

There's more than that. Things that not even the council knows. Things that not even I know. Memetic objects spring up everywhere, longing to be remembered. Most cause deaths. More often than you'd think, they cause an XK scenario, and we need to administer hundreds of thousands of amnestics. Half of the population has encountered something anomalous, yet they still lead their day-to-day lives. You wouldn't remember the β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ incident two weeks ago, would you? You were the vice lead on that mission. Hundreds of lives lost, but not a single person remembers, save myself. That's our cause, our mission.

What, the Foundation's?

Me. My predecessors. Hundreds of people before me, and now…

…Me?

Exactly.

W-

Why? Your perseverance. Your dedication. Mental strength.


Probably something

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Bees

Special Containment Procedures:

Description: