NotSoProSCP

This is my attempt at a joke SCP, so why not.
Item #: SCP-9228-J
Object class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-9228-J is to be kept away from personnel that are not members of the SCP foundation. No further actions are required, as all members of the SCP foundation are immediately informed of SCP-9228-J’s file.
Description: SCP-9228-J seems like a non-anomalous blue cold-rolled steel locker, typically the ones that are used in high schools. Before unlocking SCP-9228-J, any code that is entered before entering the actual code, [DATA EXPUNGED], will produce a certain item, with the code 1-1-1 filling every atom in the locker with hydrogen molecules, 2-2-2 filling every atom in the locker with helium molecules, and so on before the locker is opened. If the person opening the locker wishes to do so, they can enter a length-width-height code of which the item that is spawned will follow.

Later, Dr [REDACTED] began doing experiments seeing what codes had to be entered to spawn certain objects in the locker. This resulted in the locker using too much of its energy was temporarily moved to the school of [REDACTED] in the possession of [REDACTED], who was later terminated to see what would happen. The following audio logs are reactions of the student who “used” the locker, and an interview.

<Start log>
Interviewer: Are you sure this locker does something? It doesn’t even talk, so I don’t even see the need to-
Interviewer: Heh, heh. The interviewer had started to giggle uncontrollably, due to accidentally entering 82-1-30, which conveniently spawned laughing gas.
<End Log>

<Start log>
Student: What the-
The student had accidentally entered 37-27-17 before actually getting the code correct, which filled the locker with Food Magazines.
Student: Okay…
As a result, the student threw the magazines in the trash.
<End Log>