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Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a modified humanoid containment unit at Site-17. The unit chosen should be as far as practicable from the staff video-monitoring room. The necessary modifications are:

  • The interior of the unit, floor, walls, and ceiling, are to be covered in bronze panels no less than 0.75 cm thick. All fasteners used to join the panels together and to join the panels to the walls must also be made of bronze.
  • The door is to be replaced with a solid bronze panel with bronze hinges. An all-bronze lock of suitable quality is to be manufactured in the site machine shop.
  • All pipes and electrical conduits leading out of the unit are to be replaced with bronze material for at least the first 500 cm leading out of the unit. Site maintenance staff are requested to provide flexible mountings to deal with differences in thermal expansion.
  • All floor surfaces must be covered in pink linoleum. Rugs may be provided, as long as they are pink.
  • The plastic shower basin is to be replaced with a copy made of pink plastic.
  • Anything that SCP-XXXX might be able to sit or stand on must be pink. The mattress is to be dyed pink. All furniture is to be painted pink, including the bottoms of movable objects and the insides of drawers. All bed linens must be pink.
  • Other items in the room, specifically those that SCP-XXXX could not conceivably use to protect its skin from touching the pink items, are not to be pink so they can serve as early warning.
  • A standard sedative gas system is to be installed.
  • In addition, a system should be provided that will spray pink paint on everything in the room. This should be triggered both by supervising staff's use of the sedative gas system and should also be set up to trigger if the door is opened by force.
  • Guards in the relevant wing of site-17 are to be equipped with pink spray paint in addition to their regular equipment.
  • If Site-17 staff have a reasonable suspicion that gravity may fail within the site, the walls and ceiling must also be painted pink. If no such suspicion exists, they are to be left unpainted to aid in early warning against SCP-XXXX ‘s anomalous effect.

The bronze used must be at least 10% tin. Site staff is requested to consult with metallurgists and archaeologists to determine the alloy most likely to resist corrosion.
All pink items should ideally be Pantone color 2038 C (RGB 239,96,163). Variations from this color are tolerable; visually similar shades seem to have the same effect. If there is any doubt, consult Researcher Arkowitz.

SCP-XXXX is to be provided clothing typical for a person of its age, including underwear, socks, shirts, and shoes. A wide assortment of hair accessories (ribbons, clips etc) are also to be provided. SCP-XXXX must have at least 5 days’ fresh changes of clothing in its chamber at all times. All clothing must be pink. Laundry service is to be provided weekly; after washing, all clothing must be inspected by site staff to ensure it is still pink. All towels, washcloths, etc must be pink. Under no circumstances is SCP-XXXX to be provided with any fabric larger than 8 cm2 that is not pink.

Early Warning System
SCP-XXXX's early warning system shall consist of a television and a fish tank. Both of these items should be described to SCP-XXXX as rewards for good behavior. The fish tank is to have at least (3) typical household pet fish of any type, provided they are not pink. The television is to be set up with standard cable TV several online streaming video services. SCP-XXXX should be allowed to choose entertainment it desires from these services. Different channels services may be added or removed as rewards or punishments.

If SCP-XXXX is observed to access content that portrays, discusses, or otherwise dwells on the subject of death, Researcher Arkowitz is to be notified. If SCP-XXXX is seen to be enjoying any portrayal of death whatsoever, for example by giggling, sighing heavily, or moaning when a character dies, Researcher Arkowitz is to notified immediately.

Dr. Arkowitz must also be alerted if:

  • SCP-XXXX Begins to display signs of hyperactivity, e.g. jumping on the bed or pacing for more than 30 minutes.
  • SCP-XXXX goes without food, sleep, or both for more than 24 consecutive hours.
  • SCP-XXXX is observed to be trying to avoid touching pink items, e.g. by standing on something that is not pink or climbing the walls.
  • Any item in SCP-XXXX’s containment unit begins to show signs of rapid aging or decay.

If any of the following occur, it is to be treated as a breach, and the paint and sedative gas should be deployed:

  • all three fish die simultaneously
  • SCP-XXXX appears to get younger.
  • the bronze paneling begins to develop a green patina.
  • ore than one personnel or humanoid SCPs begin to develop nausea or intense fatigue.
  • SCP-XXXX is successful in avoiding touching pink items for more than 30 seconds minutes.

Note: Site staff are authorized to punish SCP-XXXX by cutting power to its TV if it keeps trying that nonsense.

If, for any reason, SCP-XXXX is removed from its containment unit, it is to be supervised by at least two Foundation personnel equipped with pink spray paint, who must inspect SCP-XXXX to ensure it is wearing at least:

  • its assigned pink undergarments.
  • one pink decorative item in its hair, such as a ribbon, visible at all times.
  • one pink decorative item around its neck, visible at all times.
  • pink ribbons around each of its wrists and ankles. These need not be visible.

Foundation personnel assigned to this duty are reminded that all clothing requirements must be checked. If SCP-XXXX refuses to comply with these requirements, it is to be denied the privilege of leaving its containment unit.

During testing, at least four guards should be present. They are to be equipped with paintball guns loaded with pink paintballs, and pink-painted armor. Tests should ideally take place in a relatively remote area with living grass; the circle of dead grass provides personnel with a simple, visual method of gauging the current area of effect.

Addenda:

  1. Staff are asked to refrain from mocking SCP-XXXX ‘s accent or as it only serves to annoy SCP-XXXX.
  2. Staff are permitted to address SCP-XXXX as "Lisa" to prevent excessive whining.
  3. No complaints about the color of their clothing are to be tolerated from SCP-XXXX or guards assigned to contain it. SCP-XXXX does not get to make fashion choices that could kill people.

Description: SCP-XXXX is an adult human female. It does not display any anomalous properties as long as it is in direct physical contact with at least one pink object.1 In the ██ years SCP-XXXX has been in Foundation custody it has aged normally, although its behavior is quite immature.

In its anomalous state, SCP-XXXX is able to gain energy for itself by increasing the entropy of its environment. Anything in the area of effect will begin to age, rust, or otherwise wear out much more rapidly than would otherwise be expected. Notably, organic materials are observed to crumble rather than decay. The area and intensity of the effect increases with the amount of time the SCP-XXXX has been out of touch with a pink object.

Within the first hour or so the effect seems to be negligible. The only fully immediate effect the Foundation has been able to identify is that bacteria in a petri dish sitting on the back of SCP-XXXX‘s hand visibly slowed down upon removal of a pink washcloth from atop its head. Replacing the washcloth led to the bacteria immediately returning to normal.

After ~90 minutes the area of effect has a ~10 meter radius. At this stage, humans within the area of effect begin to feel nauseous and tired, and electronic devices begin to experience degraded performance and higher battery discharge. It is also at this point that SCP-XXXX begins to show a heightened mood. It is also at this stage that SCP-XXXX begins to spontaneously express a pro-death mentality, although in later testing it was unclear whether this was an affectation.

Pink objects are immune to the effect. Testing shows that the item must be colored pink in some more or less permanent way.

Testing with low-value anomalous items shows that most anomalous effects are not impeded even after several hours. Some non-pink anomalous items have proven to be entirely immune to the effect.

Notes

after 1 day, SCP starts to say things like "Death is actually a beautiful thing, you know." and "Who wants to live forever?"

describe the effects a bit more
it's bronze because bronze is highly resistant to aging. how to show that?

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