NuclearAnarchy2

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: 0 is to be fucking kept in a goddamn standard containment cell. All personnel are to fucking be checked for any signs of 0's multiple aftereffects

Description: 0 is a cunt sheet of white printer paper with the word "FUCK" printed in comic sans font across the front of the page. Anyone within five (5) meters of 0 will display overly aggressive behavior, including your ass but not limited to: super fucking rudeness, hatred towards anyone, and overly excessive motherfucking swearing and the use of slang.

In 47% of cases, those exiting the influence of 0 will continue to display this crappy behaviour for up to 3 hours. In 3% of cases, subjects will attempt to assault any nearby dumbass foundation staff.

D class displayed a bitchy aggression towards 0, and called it a "fucking pussy"

D class yelled racial slurs at a wall for 6 minutes, then challenged said wall to a fucking fight, stating that that wall probably never hit anyone in their pathetic life

D class assaulted foundation personnel, later stating that "you guys are like, shit at everything"

D class attempted to ransom 0 in exchange for cash, threatening to "shoot up your whole family" and boasting that he "once took on a bunch of guys at once, and I kicked their asses good"

D class attempted to eat 0, saying that "it's a fucking twat" and was promptly removed by personnel. Following this incident, no more experiments with human subjects are to be performed on 0