Nuke

Item #: XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be held in any secure storage locker at Site-19. No personnel are to consume the contents of SCP-XXXX. No tests including any consumption of the contents of SCP-XXXX are to be carried out under any circumstances.

Description: SCP-XXXX is an unlabeled mug containing 349.2 ml of black coffee. Upon consuming over 0.6 ml of SCP-XXXX's contents (SCP-XXXX-1), consumer will assume a schedule of consuming the nearest edible substance(s) and standing still in REM sleep. The nearest person to be consuming any kind of coffee will gain the thought patterns and memories of the consumer, alongside their own.

Test Log XXXX-1

Process: D-1976 instructed to consume SCP-XXXX-1.
Result: Junior Researcher Manuel developed split personality disorder and self terminated after 3 days. Second personality identical to D-1976.
Process: D-1109 instructed to consume SCP-XXXX-1. D-6777 instructed to consume 100 ml of black coffee as test commenced.
Result: D-6777 developed split personality disorder. Self- termination attempts are currently at 7. Second personality identical to D-1109.

Interview Log D-6777

Interviewed: D-6777

Interviewer: Dr. ███

Foreword: D-6777 locked to electric chair and interrogated. Electric shocks delivered when no answers givem.

<Begin Log>

Dr. ███: So who are you?

D-6777: D-6709. D-1109. What? D-6777. No. No. No. D-1177. No.

Dr. ███: What cell do you have?
D-6777: [Unintelligible]
Dr. ███: Okay there, calm down.

D-6777: I'm D-1109! No! Stop! Get out of my heaa… [crying]
<End Log>

Closing Statement: Interview followed by 5th recorded self-termination attempt.