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Item #: SCP-5561
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5561 is to be stored in a standard Safe-class Anomalous Item containment locker.
Description: SCP-5561 is an anomalous red telephone That weighs 1.09 Kg and measures 25.9 x 14.6 x 16.8 cm. If you dial any number on SCP-5561 you will get answered in 3.08 approximate seconds you will hear a voice recording of a male voice that seems to be 15. After answering the call it will respond with” Hello this is Peppers Pizza what would you like to order” after you respond to SCP-5561-1 with the certain ingredients toppings, sauce, and cheese type SCP-5561-1 will respond with” Yes and what's the address” after you respond to SCP-5561-1 with an address SCP-5561-1 will respond with “your total comes to 13 dollars and 60 cents is that okay sir” If you respond to SCP-5561-1 with no then he’ll repeat himself from the begging if you respond to SCP-5561-1 with yes then SCP-5561-1 will end the call in approximately 2.3 seconds. In 10 minutes you will hear a doorbell ring that is coming from the door. If you're in a room with no doors then a 70 by 40- inch door that is made out of an unknown material will appear. If the door doesn't have a doorbell a doorbell will appear that is made out of an unknown material with no wiring.
When you open the door a caucasian male who is approximately 5’9 with black hair, a red visor with the words Peppers Pizza, a red button shirt from the company “Old Navy”, and black jeans from the company “Etsy” SCP-5561-2 will say” Hello here is your pizza payment please” no matter what you order it will always be 13 dollars and 60 cents the box containing the pizza is 15 by 15 by 3 inches once you pay him the asking price for the pizza he will leave if you had no door or doorbell then when he leaves the door or doorbell will disappear similar to mirages in cartoons. There are currently 28 pizzas collected by SCP-5561 that are contained in a standard Safe-class Anomalous Item containment locker.
Addendum 5561-2:Interview Transcript,
The following transcript is of an interview performed by Dr.██████
Begin log
SCP-5561-2:” Hello, here is your pizza payment please”
Dr.██████:”*Hands over 13 dollars and 60 cents*wait could you help me for a second”
SCP-5561-2:”u-uh I have some orders an-”
Dr.██████:” trust me it will be quick we just need help moving stuff”
SCP-5561-2:” ok I guess”
Dr.██████:” could you help me out with lifting this couch”
SCP-5561-2:*begins to lift up couch along with Dr.██████*
Dr.██████:” so are you just a delivery man do you have any other jobs”
SCP-5561-2:” No I’m just a delivery man I also work at ███████ ███ but I’m a delivery man there to”
Dr.██████:” Ah I see so how do Peppers Pizzas treat you”
SCP-5561-2:” Pretty low wage but most employers are nice all though*Bumps into wall*Ow Jesus Christ tha-*Drops couch*Oh sorry”
Dr.██████:” No no it's ok”
SCP-5561-2:”*Picks couch back up*Sorry for that”
Dr.██████:” No trust me its ok continue”
SCP-5561-2:” Yeah most of the employees are nice but my manager is really annoying he's so strict about the dumbest stuff and he doesn't do any work but expects us to do all the work”
Dr.██████:”*Puts down Couch along with SCP-5561-2*Okay just this table then you're done”
SCP-5561-2:”*Picks up couch along with Dr.██████*”
Dr.██████:” So are your religious”
SCP-5561-2:” No, sorry if that bothers you”
Dr.██████:” No, no it’s fine ”
SCP-5561-2:” *Puts down along with Dr.██████*”
Dr.██████:” Okay that’s all thank you”
SCP-5561-2:” No thank you for the kindness bye order again soon”
SCP-5561-2:”*Leaves room*”
End log
Pizzas Collected By SCP-5561:
-A Cheese pizza
-A Pepperoni pizza
-A Pizza made out of Quarts
-A Pizza made out of pig flesh
-A Pizza made out of The flesh of 682
-A Cheese Pizza
-A Pizza made out of Ice
-A Pineapple Pizza
-A Pizza made out of birch wood
-A Pizza made out of ██████████
-A Pizza made out of Mineral
-A Pizza with toppings of sausage
-A Pizza made out of gold
-A Pizza made out of metal
-A Pizza made out of gelatine
-A Pizza with toppings of snow
-A Pizza with toppings of goat horns
-A Pizza made out of technology
-A Pizza made out of glass
-A Pizza made out of ████████
-A Pizza made out of stone
-A Pizza made out of magma
-A Pizza made out of clouds
-A Pizza made out of bananas
-A Pizza made out of bricks
-A Pizza made out of water
-A Pizza made out of pure gas
-A Pizza made out of plasma
-A Pizza made out of wool
End log.
