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Item #: SCP-[Whatever]
Object Class: Safe1
Threat Level: ● Yellow
Special Containment Procedures: Due to SCP-[WE]'s uninterrupted torpid state, it requires no security measures beyond the baseline standard operating procedures for Humanoid Containment Units. A single physician and small team of nursing personnel are to remain assigned to SCP-[WE] to administer the standard nutrition and medical care necessitated by comatose subjects, and report any changes in its condition.
Tri-annually, members of this staff and any researchers closely assigned to SCP-[WE] must undergo a Bakshi-III evaluation to determine any possible manifestations of its primary effect. To preclude risk of false positives on these evaluations, such personnel are prohibited from assignment to or contact with any other SCP objects known or suspected of having a mind-altering effect, as well as any object frequently necessitating the administration of amnestics.
As part of the accepted conditions for her release from Foundation custody, PoI-6937β, Tierney Bowers, is prohibited from returning to her former position as a Fox News contributor, or engaging in any unsupervised contact with members of the press. Additionally, she is to be escorted at all times by plainclothes agents of the Unusual Incidents Unit of the FBI. Foundation media assets have released a cover story explaining these measures as the consequences of Ms. Bowers's implication in a large insider trading scandal, with Incident SCP-[WE]-2017-4 having been described as an on-air mental breakdown, precipitated by the notification that she was under investigation.
If Ms. Bowers attempts to contact or is contacted by any members of GoI-5869, "Gamers Against Weed", she and all other parties are to be apprehended immediately.
Description: SCP-[WE] is a 29-year-old American female of apparent Central American and Baltic European descent. Physical examinations and legal documentation indicate it was assigned male at birth, though its body evidences the effects of prolonged hormone replacement therapy. Prior to containment, it was designated PoI-69372, Eden Cordova (born █████ ███████████ Cordova), a known associate of GoI-5869, "Gamers Against Weed".
SCP-[WE] has remained in a torpid condition since Incident SCP-[WE]-2017-4, after which it was brought into Foundation custody.
