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Item #: SCP-4089
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4089-1 and 2 are housed in a modified humanoid containment cell in Humanoid Containment Site-06-3. Approximately 80 kg of food is given to SCP-4089-1 daily consisting of at least 60% meat or meat products. The pool inside the cell is cleaned once every two (2) weeks and the water replaced once every two (2) months. In the event SCP-4089-1 becomes enraged for any reason and tranquilizers are unsuccessful to incapacitate it, deadly force may be administered given permission of any staff member with a Level 3 security clearance or higher.
Description: SCP-4089-1, which refers to itself as Gallaham, is an obese bipedal amphibian genetically similar to the species Andrias japonicus standing at 2.13 meters tall and weighing about 453 kg. It has oily black skin with dark brown patterns identical to that of Andrias japonicus, though it is barely visible other than in bright lighting and direct sunlight. It also has larger teeth than that of Andrias japonicus, being more similar in size and shape to that of a Great White Shark (Carcharodon carcharias); it has two (2) full rows of teeth behind its first set as well as a partial third set of teeth.
SCP-4089-1 has highly efficient regeneration, being able to recover a lost limb in about 6 days naturally. Through testing it has been shown that the entity can regenerate up to 375% faster than its natural rate, being able to regenerate a lost limb in about 23 minutes. It is capable of lifting up to 136 kg, though it puts a lot of strain on its body. It can also breathe underwater, even though there are no signs of gills on its body.
One of the most unusual abilities SCP-4089-1 has is its ability to spew a toxic gas from its mouth, which is stored in a sac that is connected to the trachea. The subject explained in an interview that the substance that creates the gas is a result of smoking various forms of tobacco, though it does not seem to affect it otherwise.
SCP-4089-1 is capable of speech, being able to speak in English, Spanish, Russian, Chinese, and Korean; the subject is only literate in English, Spanish, and Russian. It speaks in a thick Australian accent, the reason assumed to be because of its supposed extended time spent in Australia.
The entity has a temperament similar to that of a business person and is known to barter or otherwise attempt to persuade any subject(s) speaking to him to give it what it wants. Should the bartering result in failure, SCP-4089-1 will resort to threats or bullying, usually accompanied by compulsive swearing. When calm, relaxed, or in a short period after it has eaten (usually lasting about an hour), the entity will have more of a very friendly and joking disposition. In interviews it has shown little respect for government or religious bodies or groups, occasionally making rude remarks about said groups. The entity also has a tendency to compulsively swear.
SCP-4089-2, which refers to itself as Gie or "Lil' Shrimp" by SCP-4089-1, is a humanoid entity genetically identical to a fantail goldfish (Carassius auratus) standing at 91 cm tall and weighing 13 kg. It has a functioning tail identical to that of Carassius auratus which sometimes sways from side to side when it is in an excited state. In addition, the entity has gills on its sides just below the underarms which function as the airways in place of a nose. It is fully capable of breathing underwater and can swim up to speeds of 60 km/h. It is also capable of aquakinesis, though it can only generate weak water currents and control spheres of water up to 20 cm in diameter.
SCP-4089-2 has a temperament similar to a young child around the age of 10, having an all-around cheerful disposition. It has picked up on some of SCP-4089-1's habits and personality traits, swearing similarly to it as well as having a short temper. It also has kleptomania, having stolen several small items from Foundation staff. See Addendum 4089-2.
The entity is capable of speech as well, being able to speak in English. It is illiterate, however; the reason for this was ruled out be that the subject has severe dyslexia. Like SCP-4089-1, it has an Australian accent, though it is not as thick as SCP-4089-1's accent.
SCP-4089-1 has shown very protective behaviors when with SCP-4089-2, behaving almost like a father figure to it. The two entities are closely bonded, having a relationship similar to that between a parent and their child. SCP-4089-1 is also very approving of SCP-4089-2's behavior and habits. See Addendum 4089-2.
Addendum 4089-1: Discovery
SCP-4089-1 and 2 were found on an island near ██████████████ in the Bahamas on ██/██/20██. The entities had lived in what first appeared to be a large plantation. Upon further searching a large underground base was discovered housing about 40 workers, including guards, farmers, cooks, bandits, cleaning/maintenance staff, and sailors. The workers were all given a Class G amnestic and relocated to ███████.
Addendum 4089-2: Incident 4089
On ██/██/20██, 3 days after containment, SCP-4089-1 breached containment, killing ███ people and wounding 46 others. Once it found the cell SCP-XXX-2 was contained in the entity embraced it after forcefully entering, fully calming down after about 10 minutes. Proceeding the incident Staff moved SCP-4089-1 and 2 to the cell they are now housed in.
Addendum 4089-3: Items SCP-4089-2 has stolen
- One (1) pen from a researcher interviewing SCP-4089-1
- One (1) set of silverware and dishes from the break room during a containment breach
- One (1) pencil from a researcher during testing of SCP-4089-1's regenerative abilities
Addendum 4089-4: Interview with SCP-4089-1
Interviewed: SCP-4089-1
Interviewer: Dr. ██████
Foreword: The interview was conducted 2 days after Incident 4089 inside the containment cell. SCP-4089-1 was in a calm and friendly mood during the interview.
<Begin Log>
Dr. ██████: Hello, SCP-4089-1. How are you doing today?
SCP-4089-1: [chuckles] Ya think I like it here? Fuckin' idiot.
SCP-4089-2: Galla, be nice to the 'ol guy. 'e's just doin' 'is job.
SCP-4089-1 chuckles and pets the top of SCP-4089-2's head.
SCP-4089-1: Alright shrimp…
SCP-4089-1 looks back at Dr. ██████.
SCP-4089-1: I wanted ta go for a little walk… and check on me shrimp.
Dr. ██████: Your "shrimp"? Do you mean SCP-4089-2?
SCP-4089-1: That’s not 'er name, ya twat! She’s Gie!
SCP-4089-2 started to show signs of mild anxiety, shifting in SCP-4089-1's lap.
SCP-4089-2: [in a quiet and anxious tone] Galla… calm down….
SCP-4089-1 looks down at SCP-4089-2 and nods.
SCP-4089-1: [spoken sweetly] Okay…. I will. Don't worry there.
Dr. ██████: Why is it that you treat [hesitates for about 3 seconds] Gie… that way?
SCP-4089-1 looks back at Dr. ██████.
SCP-4089-1: She's ma little shrimp. She's me daughter.
Dr. ██████: Okay then… How did you meet your "little shrimp"?
SCP-4089-1: [in a joking manner] What? Ya don't see the family resemblance? ….na? It alright.. she sneaked on me ship and took me food. I found her and took her under me wing.
Dr. ██████: How do you produce the toxic gas that was seen coming out of your mouth during the incident?
SCP-4089-1 chuckles.
SCP-4089-1: I could tell ya. But what's in it for me?
Dr. ██████: You might get more food the next time you're fed.
SCP-4089-1: Hm… That sounds good. What about some liquor? A little drink?
Dr. ██████: Only if you behave and comply with Foundation orders.
SCP-4089 grunts, seeming to be agitated.SCP-4089-1: Fine… have it ya fucking way… I can breathe that gas if I smoke. It don't affect me as it does ya.
Dr. ██████: How old are you and SCP-4089-2?
SCP-4089-1: She's just a couple months old. She's still a little baby.
SCP-4089-2: Yep! I'm a youngin still.
Dr. ██████: And how old are you, SCP-4089-1?
SCP-4089-1 leans forward in its seat, chuckling.
SCP-4089-1: Older than ya can think. Older than this whole damn thing.
Dr. ██████: Elaborate.
SCP-4089-1: I’ve been fucking around long before any of ya even thought of this. I’ve been here before the British empire, Roman Empire, fucking Egypt. Long before that. I’ve been here…
Dr. ██████: Interesting… did you have any role in past historical events?
SCP-4089-1: …..I’ve been doing some stuff with crimes. Got it started with the pirates and lootin'. Got real ambitious with that goddamn miracle Probation. Ya.. those were good times.
Dr. ██████: Does SCP-4089-2 assist you with your criminal work?
SCP-4089-1 chuckles loudly while looking down at SCP-4089-2. It giggles in response.
SCP-4089-1: Ya. She's been a real help. Little hands can get ya far.
SCP-4089-2: Yep! It's been a lotta fun!
Dr. ██████: Is there anything else you would like to tell me about your criminal work, SCP-4089-1?
SCP-4089-1: Well, I could… but. Ya know. What's in it for me?
Dr. ██████: We're not giving you anything more than we've already agreed on.
SCP-4089-1 grunts in a frustrated fashion.
SCP-4089-1: Well, ya not getting any more information unless ya sweeten the deal.
Dr. ██████: I'm not sweetening the deal any more than I already have. Answer the question.
SCP-4089-1: If ya not gonna sweeten it for me, do it for her. Do you know how fuckin' boring it gets in there? Just give her a toy or somethin'. Then I’ll talk.
Dr. ██████: Fine.
SCP-4089-1: Good….now I also run a black market operation. Anythin' ya can think of. Drugs, heavy military weapons, exotic animals, fuck! I even got tons of tanks.
Dr. ██████: Thank you for your cooperation.
SCP-4089-1 grunts.
<End Log>
Closing Statement: Foundation staff were notified of SCP-4089-1's criminal businesses and work, and a mobile task force was sent to deal with it. A small toy was also given to SCP-4089-2 as agreed during the interview.
Addendum SCP-4089-5: Interview with SCP-4089-2
Interviewed: SCP-4089-2
Interviewer: Dr. ██████
Foreword: This interview was an attempt to learn more about SCP-4089-1 while also learning more about SCP-4089-2.
<Begin Log>
Dr. ██████: Hello. How are you doing today, SCP-4089-2?
SCP-4089-2: Why do ya always call me that? I have a name ya know…. I'm fine I guess.
Dr. ██████: How do you feel about your relationship with SCP-4089-1?
SCP-4089-2: Galla's great! I'm glad I met 'im. He's just like a daddy to me.
Dr. ██████: What are your origins?
SCP-4089-2: Origins? What do ya mean?
Dr. ██████: Where did you come from and how were you made?
SCP-4089-2 giggles, scratching its head a bit.
SCP-4089-2: I came from a little egg, like any normal fish.
Dr. ██████: Then how are you human in appearance?
SCP-4089-2 shrugs.
SCP-4089-2: I dunno.
Dr. ██████: What can you tell me about SCP-4089-1's criminal work?
SCP-4089-2: I'm not sayin'. That's a secret!
Dr. ██████: Has SCP-4089-1 ever told you where it's from?
SCP-4089-2: I don't think so. Not that I can remember.
Dr. ██████: Why do you steal?
SCP-4089-2: I steal 'cause I want to! Nothin' more, nothin' less.
Dr. ██████: During your time away from SCP-4089-1, we noticed that you did not sleep. Why is that?
SCP-4089-2 looks down, sighing. Its smile faded for a moment.
SCP-4089-2: I've always slept with 'im, it's somethin' I'm used to. Ya know?
Dr. ██████: Why did you get anxious during the interview with you and SCP-4089-1?
SCP-4089-2: He's kinda scary when he's mad.
Dr. ██████: I see. How is SCP-4089-1's temper around you? Does he get angry at you?
SCP-4089-2: 'is temper is fine, really. He doesn't really get mad at me, I'm too cute ta get mad at!
Dr. ██████: How do you feel about SCP-4089-1's behavior and actions towards human life?
SCP-4089-2 did not respond and started to fiddle with its clothing quietly while looking down at the floor.
Dr. ██████: Would you please answer the question?
SCP-4089-2: I…. I dun really know to be honest with ya….
Dr. ██████: Do you feel bad for the people that it killed?
SCP-4089-2: Only tha people who didn't deserve it. Others…. no.
Dr. ██████: What can you tell me about your aquakinesis? Where did it come from?
SCP-4089-2: I dunno where it came from; it just… popped up. I can control watah that's in front of me mostly.
Dr. ██████: Hmm… can you do anything else?
SCP-4089-2: I can swim fast and breathe under tha watah.
Dr. ██████: SCP-4089-2, can you read and write like SCP-4089-1 can?
SCP-4089-2: No, I can't… none of it makes sense! It's like everything moves around! They're like squiggles too…
Dr. ██████: I see… can you tell me how is it that you can speak? Did SCP-4089-1 teach you?
SCP-4089-2: I dunno how I can speak, I just have always been able to.
SCP-4089-2 sticks its tongue out partially.
Dr. ██████: How do you feel about being contained?
SCP-4089-2: It fuckin' sucks! It's so boring here…! But at least I have Galla.
<End Log>
Closing Statement: SCP-4089-2 was overjoyed once being brought to its containment cell, leaping into SCP-4089-1's arms upon entering the cell.
