OddShallot

Item #:

Object Class: In Debate

Special Containment Precedures:

Description:
SCP- takes the form of a humanoid approximately 1.4 metres in height with a pale green complexion and endomorphic body type that refers to itself as 'Mr. Gumbo'. In all sightings he has been equipped with brown corduroy shorts and a leather waistcoat alongside an improvised and self-constructed carrying bag. SCP- resembles a human enough to interact with others without raising suspicion, with its only physical anomalies being that of its green skin tone. It takes a fascination with assorted objects and often collects them to attempt to trade with human civilians or any sentient life forms it can locate that may possess items it wants, which bear no pattern or correlation between each other.
SCP- is difficult to communicate with or deduct significant information from on account of its determination to cover subject matter not relevant to researchers. Whilst difficult, some important information regarding SCP- and SCP-?-2 has been successfully extracted from SCP- in previous interviews, where it has shown proficient knowledge of other anomalous objects, some of which not yet known or recognised by the foundation. SCP-, whilst not permanently contained, regularly appears at Site-76 through anomolous means, often to attempt to trade with personnel or plead for the release of SCP-?-2, which is currently secured at the Facility. Personnel that accept items from SCP- will be reprimanded.

SCP-?-2 is a Model-T Van manufactured by the Ford Motor Company in 1916 and in relatively good condition despite the vehicle's age. It was utilised by SCP- to store and transport objects, many of which are anomalous due to SCP-?-2's tendency to transform items stored within it into mostly harmless anomalies at an infrequent rate. The contents of SCP-?-2 are listed below.

Item	Anomaly
Sousaphone	None
Terrarium	None
Badger Skull	Will make a harmless biting motion if an item or appendage is placed in it's jaw.
Bonsai Tree	Will grow 3-7 edible profiteroles each month.
Bookcase	None
24 Vinyl Records	Upon being played, the records may jump off of the record player or gramophone at any given moment.
Chest of Candles and Incense	Refills at a steady rate, producing non-anomalous candles and incense that mostly smell unpleasant.
53 Books	Capable of consuming any item used as a bookmark to keep page within them.
Red Rug marked with a Black Arrow	Trips up any human that walks in the direction the arrow points without fail.
Rubik's Cube	None
Cardboard Box of Bottles and Jars	None
Poseable Wooden Hands	Resumes to a Middle Finger gesture when not observed despite absence of any mechanism.
Collection of Rocks, Gemstones and Metal pieces	None
Birdhouse	None
Cutlery	None
Metallic sign embossed with "Mr Gumbo's Trading Truck Emporium"	Disappeared under anomalous circumstances.