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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Containment Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX1 is to be contained by securing the property line to prevent civilian interference insurrection. Armed SCP Personnel are to be posted around the border of the property, guarding the home at all times. Teams are posted along the line every 20 10 meters to efficiently cover the entire border. Research teams are to have a minimum security clearance of level 3. No more than 20 researchers are permitted to be inside the building at any given time, as per the request of the proprietor.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a 3-story Victorian-era home located approximately twenty miles from [REDACTED], Pennsylvania. The property surrounding the home is heavily wooded except for a gravel path leading to [REDACTED] Drive and a lake approximately 80 meters from the southern face of the building. The home is otherwise unremarkable from the outside, with the exception of a sign hanging from the porch roof that reads “Jeanne’s Home for Strange and Lost Creatures”. The interior experiences shifting geometry, adding and extending rooms to accommodate for every person currently within the house. Foundation scientists are unsure whether these rooms are individual pocket dimensions, as generated rooms are person-specific (See Experiments XXXX-1A to 1Z.) In addition to SCP-XXXX’s ability to accommodate an undetermined (presumed infinite) amount of residents, it also has a calming effect (See experiments XXXX-2A to 2P.) SCP-XXXX-01 claims that the house is sentient, capable of hearing and seeing, and can grant some minor requests, including cessation of its calming abilities. These claims were verified in incident [not yet written]

Item #: SCP-XXXX-01
Containment Class: Euclid

SCP-XXXX-01 is a human female named Jeanne [REDACTED], who legally owns the property. It claims to be 27 years old. Upon request, SCP-XXXX-01 produced documents that confirm its purchase of the home on [REDACTED], and does not know the origins of the house’s anomalous effects. SCP-XXXX-01 is permitted to leave the property any time it wishes is not permitted to leave the property.

Interviewed: SCP-XXXX-01
Interviewer: Dr. John Hammond, Site-[REDACTED]

Foreword: The following interview and negotiations were conducted by doctor John Hammond, who was placed in charge of the site during the initial investigation.

[BEGIN LOG]

SCP-XXXX-01: Um, I’m sorry but why are you here?

Dr. Hammond: You are reportedly in possession of 14 anomalous items, is that correct?

SCP-XXXX-01: Yes, it is.

Dr. Hammond: I see. Do you understand how dangerous these things can be?

SCP-XXXX-01: They don’t hurt me, and they’re not hurting anyone else. I make sure of it.

Dr. Hammond: How do you make sure of it?

SCP-XXXX-01: I can calm them down. They can’t use their powers around me.

Dr. Hammond: (muttering to himself, writing down notes)

SCP-XXXX-01: I'm sorry, what was that? What do you plan on doing with my home?

Dr. Hammond: Huh? Oh. We wish to conduct some experiments. Nothing more, nothing less. Your home will be under the protection of the Foundation so long as we are welcome.

SCP-XXXX-01: And also when you’re not, I take it.

Dr. Hammond: Er- Yes, I suppose. My apologies. We are not here to take your home or your charges, so long as they prove to be as docile as you claim.

SCP-XXXX-01: I suppose that’s a good deal. We’re still going to be living life like before, right? No security checkpoints or decontamination showers?

Dr. Hammond: If you want to leave, yes. But besides that, if this home is safe we should need nothing more than some armed guards around the property line. You will be considered an employee of the Foundation.

SCP-XXXX-01: Alright. I’ll let you come in and play, just don’t bring in too many people, alright? I’m-

(Loud shouting from around the back of the house)

SCP-XXXX-01: (Standing up) Crap. Uh, be right back.

Dr. Hammond: Get a security team down there asap! Yes, that means stop recording!

[END LOG]

Interviewer’s note: SCP-XXXX-01 looks and acts like a normal human female. Though she it claims to be 27 years old, it was unable to provide a birth certificate or any other confirmation of this, nor was the Foundation able to locate any. It provided an ID when asked, and the deed to the house, but there is presently no evidence that SCP-XXXX-01 is telling the truth about its age or origin.