oily bible

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“Oily bible”
SCP - ?
Object Class: Safe

Special containment procedure:
The oil produced from this bible is to be distributed to anyone who asks for it if it’s available. Otherwise there should be constant supervision over SCP - ?. IF SCP - ? Bin lake is overflowing with oil, and no one wants anymore, the oil it’s to be dumped into another bin. Visitors to the Russian facility must be turned down at all cost, to keep the truth of SCP - ? A secret, and instead, the oil is to be given away in Moscow.
Description:
Retrieved in 1996, SCP - ? Is a standard new King James Bible, with some highlights of the pastor it was retrieved from. SCP - ?’s oil Was originally given away by the pastor, who told of it’s prophecies. All though none of which have been completed yet. The pastor says god demanded him to distribute the oil and to prepare for these prophecies. Here are the prophecies in order.

1. The amount of oil produced will increase.
2. The oil will eventually make an entire lake full of oil, which the Bible will be at the bottom of it.
3. The anti - Christ will take the Bible from the center of the lake and set it on fire.

At no point are any of these prophecies to be allowed to happen. It is the absolute priority that all staff stop these prophecies from fulfilling. The oil seems to be similar to mineral oil. The oil has medicinal properties.

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“Oily bible”
SCP - ?
Object Class: Keter

Special containment procedure:
The oil produced from this bible is to be distributed to anyone who asks for it if it’s available. Otherwise there should be constant supervision over SCP - ?. If SCP - ? Bin lake is overflowing with oil, and no one wants anymore, the oil it’s to be dumped into another bin. the excess oil is to be dump into a near by river. Visitors to the Russian facility must be turned down at all cost, to keep the truth of SCP - ? a secret, and instead, the oil is to be given away in Moscow. All trespassers of the vicinity of the oil lake must be terminated at all costs. Automatic turrets must always be active. There must be at least 150 heavy armies guard around the lake. And at least 4 hellfire missiles prepared to launch at and aircraft that come within a 3 mile vicinity of the lake. All watch towers must be manned by at least 2 guards. A at least 8 foot tall, 4 foot thick reinforced concrete wall must be around the lake of oil. Barbed wire and spikes at the top are also required.
Description:
Retrieved in 1996, SCP - ? Is a standard new King James Bible, with some highlights of the pastor it was retrieved from. All though, it has been soaked it oil for years, the highlights and ink have not damaged. SCP - ?’s oil Was originally given away by the pastor, who told of it’s prophecies. All though none of which have been completed yet. The pastor says god demanded him to distribute the oil and to prepare for these prophecies. Here are the prophecies in order.

1. The amount of oil produced will increase
2. The oil will eventually make an entire lake full of oil, which the Bible will be at the bottom of it
3. The anti - Christ will take the Bible from the center of the lake and set it on fire, signifying the start of the end of the world.

At no point are any of these prophecies to be allowed to happen. It is the absolute priority that all staff stop these prophecies from fulfilling, (see addendum 2). The oil seems to be similar to mineral oil, with some strange elements found in it. The oil has medicinal properties. Wounds heal up to 6 times fast when dipped in the oil. The first 2 prophecies have all ready been fulfilled and the last one is fulfilling. During _/_/_ the room enclosing the Bible exploded with oil and the Russian facilities flood with oil. All that remains now is a approximately 160 meter in diameter lake, 14 foot deep at its deepest is now where the facility was. A new Russian facility has been made near it. And the area is under heavy containment because of instances of what appears to be [redacted] are trying to get in the facility (see addendum 2). If [redacted] ever fulfills the last prophecy, a PATMOS XK - class - end - of - the - world scenario must be declared.

addendum 1:
The reason this new information is censored is to stop from people being worried.¹

Addendum 2:
Here’s a list of times when instances of [redacted] have tried getting into the facility:
[all have been redacted]²

Footnotes

1. WIP

2. WIP