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Item number: SCP-XXXX
Object class: Euclid
Special containment procedures: SCP-XXXX-A is to be contained at the Site-██ cafeteria in an 8x8x8 meter room behind a door labeled "Ice cream" that is not to be accessed by any individual with a security clearance lower than level 2. A minimum of 50 transactions must be made at SCP-XXXX-A per day. Requesting any prohibited flavor without clearance from the Site-██ administrator is punishable by demotion, forced resignation or transfer, and possibly termination. In the case of o Shopping Spree event, special task force unit Pi-7 (Food for Thought) is to be dispatched immediately to escort the instance of SCP-XXXX-1 to the Site-██ storage room.
Description: SCP-XXXX is an event that commonly occurs during the months of May, June, July and August in the Northern areas of the United States of America. Every day from 0900 to 1800 Pacific-standard time, the manifestation of SCP-XXXX-A will take place. It is unknown where SCP-XXXX-A goes between manifestations, but it is speculated that it is not on this earth. SCP-XXXX-A is a white ice cream truck, adorned with a large mainly-spherical sculpture 1 meter in diameter resembling the head of an instance of SCP-XXXX-1. SCP-XXXX-A externally is identical to a standard ice cream truck, aside from the menu, which merely shows the text; "Any flavor! You want it, we got it! Daily special: Strawberry-cheesecake flavor". To date, the daily special has remained as strawberry cheesecake. The interior of SCP-XXX-A is much larger than the exterior, with multiple glass cylinders connected to machines lining the walls, with the contents of said cylinders varying1. SCP-XXXX-B is a meat cleaver that overlaps the brainwaves of whomever touches it with a separate brainwave via memetic influence. After overlapping the brainwave of the subject, the structure of the skull becomes perfectly spherical, creating an instance of SCP-XXXX-1. SCP-XXXX-B has the capability of "cutting" open short distance wormholes, allowing instant teleportation anywhere within 50 cubic kilometers. Use of SCP-XXX-B to the advantage of the foundation via usage of SCP-714 is under consideration. SCP-XXXX-1 is a humanoid entity, with the only similarities across all instances being the ice cream worker uniform, inexplicably changing pattern on garrison cap, and a large, perfectly spherical, almost cartoonish head. SCP-XXXX-1 is the sole employee at SCP-XXXX-A, doing everything from selling ice cream to collecting ingredients. Said collection of ingredients is referred to as a Shopping Spree event. During a Shopping Spree event, the current instance of SCP-XXXX-1 will wield SCP-XXXX-B, step out of the truck, and utilize SCP-XXXX-B's anomalous properties to get to the nearest instance of the requested ingredient. Oddly enough, SCP-XXXX-1 are incapable of speech unless directly touching SCP-XXXX-B.
The following exploration log was recorded shortly before retrieval of SCP-XXXX-A.
Exploration Log:
Exploration XXXX-I
The exploration of SCP-XXXX-A was preformed by MTF Pi-7 Alpha, Bravo, and Charlie before they were converted to STF Pi-7.
The following interview was conducted with the first known instance of SCP-XXXX-1, hereafter referred to as SCP-XXXX-1A.
Interview Log:
Interview XXXX-I
Interviewer: Dr. Harolds
Interviewee: SCP-XXXX-1A
Note: SCP-XXXX-1A was given a text-to-speech keyboard in order to communicate without the use of SCP-XXXX-A.
Dr. Harolds: How is the keyboard working, XXXX-1A?
SCP-XXXX-1A: FINE AND DANDY ON MY END, CHIEF. GLAD TO TALK WITHOUT THE BOSS.
Dr. Harolds: Your boss? Who is-
SCP-XXXX-1A: YOU KNOW THE GUY, HE'S ON THE WALL RIGHT THERE.
[SCP-XXXX-1A points to SCP-XXXX-B, which is currently hanging on the interior wall of SCP-XXXX-A]
Dr. Harolds: Ah, I see. Well, why would talking via SCP-XXXX-A be worse?
SCP-XXXX-1A: I CAN'T REALLY EXPLAIN IT. I GUESS WHEN HE'S BOSSING ME ABOUT, I FEEL LESS AWARE OF THE WORLD AROUND ME, LESS AWARE OF MYSELF. I JUST FEEL, LESS. LIKE MY MIND IS A SCOOP OF CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM MELTING AWAY ON A HOT DAY IN JULY.
Dr. Harolds: I'm sorry to hear that. Anyway, why do you harvest ingredients in such an over-the-top, forced way?
SCP-XXXX-1A: WELL, THAT'S THE WAY THE BOSS SAYS HE DID IT BEFORE HE LOST WHATEVER MEAT BODY HE HAD.
Dr. Harolds: I see. What if the ingredients were brought to you, rather than you having to do all that work?
SCP-XXXX-1A: AS LONG AS I STILL GET TO STEP OUT OF THE TRUCK, IT WORKS. THAT'S ALL THE BOSS ASKS FOR.
Dr. Harolds: I'll have your request sent to the site director.
End Interview Log
Soon after this interview, STF unit Pi-7 was formed from the already existing MTF by the same designation in order to bring SCP-XXXX-1 instances to "ingredients" when needed.
