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Item #: SCP-4490

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4490 is to be contained in a 5 m x 5 m x 5 m Steel cube, The cell must be cleaned monthly, the cell must be checked daily for any cracks, Only Lanterns are allowed Inside, No Air conditioning is allowed, The Cube must be covered in a layer of Lead and Radium. SCP-4490 is to be contained within a Standard Secure Humanoid Containment Cell in Site-06-3, SCP-4490 must be sedated before testing.

Description: SCP-4490 is a humanoid creature measuring approximately 2 meters in height. Subject's Skin is very red The subject has no nose, and the Subject's eyes are made of mouths, Yet it's vision is not affected.

SCP-4490 can speak Danish and English, It seems to prefer speaking English.

Addendum 4490.1: Discovery

SCP-4490 Has been discovered when an image sent from ███████ made it's way to the foundation, the foundation quickly ████ to ███████ and ██████ SCP-4490.

The Foundation found SCP-4490 In an apartment in ████████, Denmark in 1992.

Retarded scp

Item #: SCP-Thesun

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: Just put in Dr.Fred’s Desk to be honest. Put it in some sort of storage, it doesn’t need any special requirements. just wear it once every year. FRED STOP EDITING THIS DOCUMENT

Description: A pair of sun glasses that make you feel like you’re rich. Whenever someone wears this they start buying ridiculous stuff and spending all of their money. A incident resulted in some personnel who HAD HIS IPAD CONNECTED TO THE FACILITY’S DEBIT CARD TO SPEND OVER 1 MILLION DOLLARS ON ROBUX Wasn’t that fred? YEAH THAT WAS FRED, HOW WILL WE AFFORD OUR LOBSTER DINNER TONIGHT?

Addendum: Discovery

Apparently Fred discovered this by buying some sun glasses from a random stranger who looked like an decomposing old man. Do you think that old man is nice? I don’t know, you tell me fred. Fred discovered this, I don’t know how but he did.

“Fred, you’re a stupid cunt.” Dr.Bread