The scoundrels

Item #: SCP-3497088

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3497088 is to be contained in a 3x3x3 containment chamber. SCP-3497088 is contained in a computer running all the day. Level 03 is required to access SCP-3497088.

Description: SCP-3497088 is a group of five (5) russian mercenaries from the game Team Fortress 2¹, to this day we aren't sure if it is a bot, if it is controlled by an human or controlled by a greater anomaly. The player (SCP-3497088-1) will be targeted by SCP-3497088 (see test log 3497088-1). The effects of the first minutes being in contact with SCP-3497088 will appear to be not anomalous at all, they will stand still looking at the player perfectly in the hitbox, 15 minutes in the game, SCP-3497088 will circle SCP-3497088-1. As SCP-3497088-1 displeases SCP-3497088 one mercenary will play a tornado siren in the in-game vocal chat. After 30 minutes of exposure to SCP-3497088, SCP-3497088-1 will have suicidal tendencies, after 1 hour of exposure to SCP-3497088, subject will try to kill himself (in-game) in the most comical way. After 5 hours to exposure to SCP-3497088, SCP-3497088-1 will quit from the game, trying to replicate the in-game deaths.

Footnotes

1. A multiplayer game released by Valve on 10^th October 2010