Item #: SCP-SCP-XXXX-J
Object Class: █████████
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-SCP-XXXX-J is to be contained in a manner that would prevent a breach, in the event of a breach, it is advised that nobody writes a report on an SCP or imagines an anomaly in which would be classified as an SCP, and writes it down in the same format that one would write a report on an SCP. Exactly what manner this containment would be is unknown as a breach is probably happening right now as this document is being written, due to the memetic effects of SCP-SCP-XXXX-J. If a containment breach of SCP-SCP-XXXX-J occurs and somebody does write a report of an SCP (or fictional anomaly in SCP report format) it would lead to [DATA EXPUNGED], resulting in our sun imploding, the supermassive black hole in the center of the Andromeda galaxy expanding 10[DATA REDACTED] times, at least 5 people on the earth spilling their coffee simultaneously, and the dog who belongs to a man named Emmet ████ eating his 13 year old son's homework that was due tomorrow. Its current containment area is On this webpage, in disguise as a guide on how to format an SCP. document
Description: SCP-SCP-XXXX-J consists of several pieces of formatting that would be used to write an SCP document, ranging SCP-SCP-XXXX-J-1-3, and SCP-SCP-XXXX-J's own format is several rules for writing an SCP document. SCP-SCP-XXXX-J-1 consists of an item number, object class, Special Containment Procedures, a description, and at least one addendum. SCP-SCP-XXXX-J-2 is a format used to document an interview either with D-Class personnel involved, or the SCP's themselves, it consists of a quick listing of the entities involved, a foreward, a log date/time, passage of the conversation that takes place in the interview, and a closing statement/note. SCP-SCP-XXXX-J-3 is a collection of two alternate formats of how to write a test log, the first consisting of a test number/log date, subject in the test, the attempted procedure, what actually happened, and a short analysis of exactly what the data collected means. The second consisting of just a log date, followed by what happened. The aforementioned rules that SCP-SCP-XXXX-J includes are making sure to keep a very cynical tone in writing, making sure that there are no gramer errors, making sure the data isn't too cluttered and all over the place, not [DATA REDACTED], [DATA EXPUNGED], or ███████████████ too much information, and no speling mistakes.
The anomalous effects of SCP-SCP-XXXX-J manifest when a human (or any literate entity) reads an unused instance of SCP-SCP-XXXX-J-1-3. When this happens, they gain motivation to think of a fictional anomaly and document it using the exact formats that SCP-SCP-XXXX-J consists of. As soon as they begin to write the new SCP, they will mostly loose motivation, spending a few hours actually thinking about what the anomaly would be, and how to contain it without writing. If any other literate entity begins to document an SCP, or write a fictional one using SCP-SCP-XXXX-J-1-3, [DATA EXPUNGED] and [DATA EXPUNGED] which can only be reversed by [DATA EXPUNGED] by [DATA REDACTED]. However, it is also reversible by [DATA EXPUNGED] if somebody writes "[DATA EXPUNGED]" all over a crucial part of the SCP, leaving the readers confused and almost upset. The Anomalous effects of SCP-SCP-XXXX-J also manifest if somebody tries to write an SCP document without using SCP-SCP-XXXX-J-1-3, which leads to the best bet being nobody ever documents another SCP again, but that's a terrible best bet so we aren't gonna do that.
Item #: ███-████
Object Class: Safe/Euclid/Keter (indicate which class)
Special Containment Procedures: [Paragraphs explaining the procedures]
Description: [Paragraphs explaining the description]
Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]
> Interviewed: [The person, persons, or SCP being interviewed]
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> Interviewer: [Interviewer, can be blocked out using █]
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> Foreword: [Small passage describing the interview]
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> <Begin Log, [optional time info]>
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> Interviewer: [speech]
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> Person: [speech]
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> [Repeat as necessary]
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> <End Log, [optional time info]>
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> Closing Statement: [Small summary and passage on what transpired afterward]
Test A - Date
> Subject:
> Procedure:
> Results:
> Analysis:
Recovery: SCP-SCP-XXXX-J was discovered when the first SCP documentation occurred, roughly around ██/██/2007, with the documentation of
SCP-173.
Why do we use so many dashes on these documents? In the name SCP-SCP-XXXX-J-1-3, there are 5 dashes! I know it's necessary to prevent the memetic effects of this thing but do we really need to? It's so tedious. - Dr.██████
Hey ███, you didn't put an adden
Recovery: The document for SCP-SCP-XXXX-J was found in the middle of ██████ on ██/██/20██, Theories suggest that the writing of SCP-SCP-XXXX-J caused it's apocalypse effects on whatever alternate universe that it was written, so let's not finish SCP-SCP-XXXX-J's documentation for a while.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: SafeEuclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in standard anomalous objects storage in site 24 Following incident XXXX-01b, SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a storage locker in a containment chamber in site 24. At least 2 personnel are to be watching SCP-XXXX on live feed at all times to prevent another breach similar to incident XXXX-01b.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a men's medium black, zippered hoodie with two chest pockets, one with a zipper on the right side, and one with a button on the left side. The tag on SCP-XXXX claims that it was produced by █████ ████████, and that it is made 55% of cotton, 45% polyester, and the faux fur lining is 100% polyester. No samples have been taken following incident XXXX-01a to prove this. Humans who wear SCP-XXXX claim it to either be "Warm" or "Sticky" on the inside.
When a human wears SCP-XXXX like they would wear a non-anomalous hoodie, they will immediately enter a catatonic state for 1-3 hours. During this time, SCP-XXXX emits an unidentifiable wave that shuts off any electronic technology within approximately 3 meters. The means of which SCP-XXXX emits this wave is unknown.
After 1-3 hours pass, the subject will regain consciousness and will have undergone at least 1 anomalous alteration to the subject's body will have occurred. at what time during the subjects "sleep" does the alteration occur is unknown but is estimated to be within the last 10 minutes. after the subject removes SCP-XXXX, a sheet of paper that appears to be [DATA REDACTED] years old will manifest in SCP-XXXX's zippered chest pocket. This sheet of paper can metaphysically contain an infinite amount of writing within its finite bounds, as readers claim that as they continue to read it, there are always more words to read, while still getting closer to the end. This paper depicts a documented court case between three people taking place in a court known as 'The Court Of The Ancient Days'. The Judge is labeled as 'God', the subject is labeled as 'convict', and the lawyer for the subject is labeled 'Mephistopheles'.
following incident XXXX-01a, all attempts to receive samples from SCP-XXXX are strictly prohibited.
Addendum XXXX-1: The following depicts three test logs of SCP-XXXX
Test: 1
Date:██/██/██99
Subject: D-XXXX-1, came into the foundation after sentence to death for the 1st-degree murder of 7 people with a recursive crossbow
Interior: N/A
Time: 1 hour
Alteration: All of the bones in D-XXXX-1's arms were replaced by fragments of 50cm aluminum crossbow bolts, D-XXXX-1 died of internal bleeding 2 hours after.
Court Case:
Location: Court Of The Ancient Days, Judge: God, Convicted: Convict, Lawyer: Mephistopheles
Foreward: D-XXXX-1 (Formerly known as ████ ████████) was brought to trial for their sins through the means of the Jacket of Ultimate Judgement
Begin log:
God: D-XXXX-1, you are here for a trial of your sins! Do you have anything that must be known before the case?
Convict: Woah wait, is this heaven? Are you god? Did that fucking jacket kill me? Man, I thought for sure I'd go to hell. Did those assholes intentionally make me wear that thing so I could die? Of course, they would, that's what they do.
Mephistopheles laughs
God: SILENCE!
God: You, D-XXXX-1 have committed terrible sins, how do you plead!
Convict: For what?
God: It is said that you have committed murder of 7.
Convict is startled
Mephistopheles: Your honor, there are no witnesses to clai-
Convict: Inturupts Mephistopheles I confess guilty… I killed [DATA REDACTED]
Mephistopheles: turns to Convict, annoyed We go for █ years without a case and the first guy that comes in just confesses guilty? turns to God Can you believe this guy?
God: SILENCE! D-XXXX-1 You are to be sentenced to death by empathy, you shall feel the pain of the very bolts you have killed with for the remainder of your short days.
End Log
Note: It appears that time flows differently in the courthouse than on earth, given that these events couldn't have taken up the span of an hour.
D-XXXX-1 fainted of blood loss before being able to confirm these events happening, further testing required.
Test: 2
Date: ██/██/99
Subject: D-XXXX-2, came into
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