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SCP-***-J
Item: SCP-***-J
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-*-J is to be kept in a standard humanoid cell furnished with a 3 oak wood bookshelves, a writing desk and a large hollowed out log. While in state A the subject must be fed standard Class-1 rations supplemented with 200 calories of garbage requisitioned from a nearby “takeaway” restaurant, half-eaten Chinese food is preferred. Any personnel within an audible range of the subject is to have gone through a 12-hour training course on the importance of hygiene standards. All personnel with the ability to unlock the door to SCP-*-J’s containment cell must be familiar with all available refutations of SCP-*-J’s writings which can be found in Document SCP-*-J-2. Whilst in state B the subject must be fitted with a tracking collar and allowed to roam within a 5-kilometre radius of Site ██ with non-personnel human contact to be kept at a minimum.
Description: SCP-*-J take two forms designated state A and B. SCP-*-J-A is at time of writing 69-year-old Slavic male by the name of Slavoj Zizek. Before containment the subject was a Slovenian politician, activist and writer espousing the beliefs of Lacan psychoanalysis, Hegelian dialectics, and communism. Before the discovery of Document SCP-*-J-1 it was assumed that state B was the alternative form of state A but as of now, state B is thought to be the default. State B appears to be a 16 to 18-year-old Procyon lotor (Common Racoon) possessing a human level of intelligence and the capacity for complex speech.
Collected Documents: The following documents are written by non-personnel and so therefore must be held to a high degree of skepticism.
Audio Logs: The following logs were captured by SCP Personnel, any
