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Item #: SCP-6789-J
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: Airings of SCP-6789-J are to be tracked, dealt with, and any civilians who have seen the airing must be administered Class-B Amnestics. In the event of an SCP-6789-J-1 instance manifesting, any and all civilians must be evacuated until the threat has been dealt with.
Description: SCP-6789-J is a news broadcast that will interrupt TV shows, most notably ones on TLC. When interrupted, the following broadcast will be played:
Hello viewer, we interrupt this broadcast to remind you that humanity is horrible and that this shit exists, and people jerk off to it.
SCP-6789-J will then display one of the following pictures:
- Furry pornography
- Loli Pornography
- Child Pornography
- SCP-1471 Pornography
- SCP-049 Pornography
- SCP-166 Pornography
- SCP-085 Pornography
- SCP-105 Pornography
- SCP-4999 Pornography
- SCP-4666 Pornography
Exposure of SCP-6789-J's pictures to any civilian for over 5 minutes will result in said civilian turning into an instance of SCP-6789-J. Instances of SCP-6789-J appear to be 32-year-old men, usually with these traits:
- Overweight
- Neckbearded
- 5'7"
- Sitting in a swivel chair
Instances of SCP-6789-J-1 will then begin to jerk off to SCP-6789-J's picture. Any contact with SCP-6789-J appears to aggravate SCP-6789-J. SCP-6789-J will then proceed to throw keyboards at the aggravator, and use hentai body pillows as a shield.
