OmnomExists

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: The location of SCP-XXXX has been purchased by a Foundation front company, Sunset Coaster Producers, and should be operated under the guise of a family theme park designated SCP-XXXX-1. Under no circumstances should SCP-XXXX-1 remain closed for more than three business days.

A bunker containing 50-100 D-class personnel should be located under SCP-XXXX-1 at all times. If closure is necessary, D-class personnel should be instructed to ride SCP-XXXX once every other day. If no D-class personnel are available, lowest ranking foundation personnel should ride SCP-XXXX once every third day.