One bad apple testing.

Test XXXX-A-1 _ Date: ██/██/06

Subject: D-94673
Procedure: D-94673 told to touch apple with bare hands.
Results: D-94673 closely observed over the course of two weeks. All stages of infection were observed by staff working on project. D-94673 was designated SCP-XXXX-1-1, and moved to Class-E quarters indefinitely.
Analysis:
Dr. King: Interesting. Recommending we test how easily the disease is transmitted.

Test XXXX-A-2 _ Date: ██/██/06

Subject: D-94674 (equipped with gloves)
Procedure: D-94673 told to touch apple with gloved hands.
Results: D-94673 closely observed over the course of two weeks. No changes of signs of infection were observed.
Analysis:
Dr. King: It appears to be easily preventable, but I would like to test for other methods of transmission.

Test XXXX-A-1 _ Date: ██/██/06

Subject: D-94674 (equipped with gloves)
Procedure: D-94674 told to take a bite of apple.
Results: Less than 5 seconds later, D-94674 showed symptoms of the final stage of infection. D-94674 was designated SCP-XXXX-1-2, and moved to Class-E quarters indefinitely.
Analysis:
Dr. King: It appears taste is a much quicker route of infection.
Junior Researcher ███ ███████: Requesting transfer to a different SCP please. Watching somebody [Redacted] a bunch of [Redacted] for 5 minutes straight is not pleasant. Speaking of which, somebody call a janitor.