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Item #: SCP-XXXX-J
Object Class: Thaumiel Uncontained
Special Containment Procedures: Standard foundation web crawlers are to monitor for words related to skeletons among right wing communities. Individuals found to have relations with SCP-XXXX-B-J are to be detained. SCP-XXXX-A-J is to be found they and taken into foundation custody. If found practical they are to be put back into presidency.
Description: SCP-XXXX-A-J refers to currently missing president Donald Trump. SCP-XXXX-A-J has been put into presidency to prevent a 610-2217 event. The effectiveness of this procedure is unknown.
SCP-XXXX-B-J is a religious group founded by Fred Trump, and is currently lead by SCP-XXXX-A-J. It is referred to by it's members as the church of the bone. SCP-XXXX-B-J previously consisted of a small group which stated goal was getting rid of the flesh. The current situation surrounding SCP-XXXX-B-J and individuals within SCP-XXXX-B-J is unknown.
Research into the location of SCP-XXXX-A-J is ongoing. The tracking of followers of SCP-XXXX-B-J, and SCP-XXXX-B-J is done by the Special Committee for Tracking and Recontainment of SCP-XXXX-A-J and SCP-XXXX-B-J. The list for personnel leading the Special Committee for Tracking and Recontainment of SCP-XXXX-A-J and SCP-XXXX-B-J is as follows:
| Position |
Name |
Title |
| Committee Lead |
Dir. Sophia Light |
Foundation director, Western Regional Command |
| Assistant Lead |
Dr. Mark Kiryu |
Sr. Researcher |
| Pataphysics Consult |
Dr. Andrew Swann |
Head, Foundation pataphysics |
| Election Interference Lead |
[DATA EXPUNGED] |
Head, Foundation Ethics committee |
| Therapist |
Dr. Simon Glass |
Head. Foundation psychology |
| Memetics consultant |
Dr. Johannes Sorts |
Sr. Researcher, Foundation memetics |
| consultant |
Dr. Marion Wheeler |
Head, Foundation |
| Potential Recontainment Lead |
MTF Commander Charles Smith |
Foundation Commander, MTF Mu-4 "Mobile Transport" |
| Janitor |
Jose Pablo Gonzalez |
Foundation janitorial |
| Research consult |
Dr. Charles Gears |
Head, Foundation analytics |
| Thaumaturgical consult |
Dr. Katherine Sinclair |
Director, Foundation thaumatology and Foundation occult studies |
| CotBG contact |
Robert Bumaro |
Foundation POI-8130 |
| Head chief |
Allissa Celeste |
Head, Foundation culinary department |
| Mathematics consult |
Dr. Everett King |
Head, Foundation mathematics and Foundation anmathematics |
| Termination consult |
Dr. Alto Clef |
Sr. Foundation Research |
| Accountant |
Dr. Right |
Sr. Foundation researcher |
| Analyst of SCP-XXXX-A-J |
Dr. Kondraki |
Senior Foundation researcher |
| Consult consult |
Dr. Kain Crow |
Sr. Foundation researcher |
| Disinformation manager |
Dr. Roget |
Foundation researcher |
| UIU contact |
"Green soda" (Real name: Joseph Fitzgerald) |
UIU operator |
| I.T. |
David Rosen |
Foundation technical researcher |
| [ERROR-DATA-IN-DEEPWELL-4190] |
[ERROR-DATA-IN-DEEPWELL-4190] |
Head, Foundation public relations |
| Containment Consult |
Dr. Hollister Cox |
Asst. Foundation director, Site-81 |
| Tactical consults |
Agent Sasha Merlo and Agent Daniel Navarro |
Foundation agents |
| GOI Liaison |
Dr. Justine Everwood |
GOI specialist |
| GOC Liasion |
General Noriega |
GOC representative |
| Morale support |
Dr. Bright |
Head, Foundation staff |
| Demorale support |
Dr. Bright |
Head, Foundation staff |
| Unmorale support |
Dr. Lisle Naismith |
Foundation director, foundation site-59 |
Addendum XXXX.1: XK-610-Ω prevention conference:
Following concerns surrounding SCP-2217 it was decided to look into means of preventing a theorized XK-610-Ω scenario. It was decided that with significant pataphysical resistance that a 2217 event would be prevented. To maintain the veil, it was decided that by affecting a significant memetic nexus it would affect the psychosphere enough to prevent a XK-610-Ω scenario.
It was decided the best course of action would be to have a person holding significant memes resistant to standard sarkic memes become president of the United states. A conference led by Dr. Swann and [DATA EXPUNGED], alongside Dr. Kiryu and Dir. Light, was held on August ▮ 2016 to discuss the most applicable candidate.
++ XK-610-Ω prevention conference log excerpt:
Light, Swann and [DATA EXPUNGED] are all present, Kiyru proceeds to enter the room and check his analog watch on his left hand. He checks his digital watch on his right hand before sitting down.
Kiryu: I got a meeting in proceeds to check both watches again 14 minutes. I'm a very busy man, and while I can't say exactly what it's about, probably a few hundred thousand above your pay grade, let's just say make it quick. Have an 05 member I need to see.
Light proceeds to check her touchscreen watch
Light: Relax, we've rescheduled the meeting by a hour. You have time, now ma- Kiyru proceeds to cut off Light
Kiryu: For the record I'd like to state that even if my meeting has been delayed, I probably have several highly classified articles being sent my way as we speak, and would like for this meeting to go quickly.
Light: Anyways, after I was rudely interrupted, Swann may you proceed with your proposal.
Swann: We have sufficient reason to believe a possible XK scenario will occur. Currently there's a lot of narrative force done by mekhanists. This may lead to a war which may be even worse then the first second war.
Light: wait what.. Can you please explain what you said.
Swann: I specialize in a branch of science known as pataphysics, through research we've discovered that stories have power. From the mekhanist text, we have discovered that they believe that there was a previously great war between mekhanist and sarkic organizations. In their text they believe that another war will break out in an area we have under containment. If it wasn't going to happen, it certainly will now.
Kiryu: Yeah yeah, we've all taken a basic anhistory course, can you explain what you mean by this pataphysics thing.
Swann: See, the world can be thought of as a collection of stories, who wins the football game, who is a better person. Each of these stories influence how a person thinks. We've found that eventually stories can reach a breaking point, and they can become real. Even if Yaldoboth themselves didn't plan on breaking into this reality, considering we have at least a few hundred thousand mekhanists believing it will, it certainly will happen now.
Item #: SCP-5123
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: A minimum of 3 Proliferation of anomalous technology among anomalous communities for ethical reasons.experienced in aspect radiation are to be staffed at Provision Site 1945 at any given time. EVE absorbers made out of beryllium-bronze are to surround the containment cell of SCP-5123. The absorbed aetheric energy is to be stored, if EVE batteries reach over 75% total capacity, excess energy is to be dumped. Outside exposure is to be measured using EVE detectors on personnel on site. If any personnel exceed exposure of 1 kilocasper per hour, they are to be temporarily replaced, and the affected personnel take a mandated break.
The integrity of runes designed to maintain SCP-5123 are to be inspected twice per week. If any runes are found to be damaged, thaumotologists on site are to begin mending the rune. Gaseous EVE sinks are to be dumped into the containment cell if radiation intensity exceeds 470 kilocasper hours. To prevent complete backlash, if the intensity goes underneath 125 kilocaspers, neutral EVE reflectors are to be released into the chamber in order to increase the chain reaction and decrease the chance of chain diminishment.
Description: SCP-5123 refers to a constant thaumatogical backlash, generated using rituals designed to maximize backlash. The energy released experiences a total net gain. Through the use of EVE reflectors and rune directors, this reaction is indefinite. It is theorized that cancellation of the reaction will result in a final backlash of a partial sum of the total energy released, approximately ███ megacaspers. Following vote by project leads with thaumotologists assigned to SCP-5123 assisting, perpetual continuation of SCP-5123 has been decided.
SCP-5123 physically resembles a perpetual blue explosion. Despite the resemblance, it is important to note that the visible areas of SCP-5123 are due to highly concentrated amounts of EVE particles. Backlash from SCP-5123 occasionally branches off from the central body, on normal circumstances the flares get pulled back into the body.
SCP-5123 features redundant runes that enable partial automation of the reaction behind SCP-5123. The reaction without intervention would continue for an estimated 65 years. These features were put in place on creation of SCP-5123.
SCP-5123 was created by 28 year old thaumotologist Julius [REDACTED] (PoI-1054). SCP-5123 was created in PoI-1054's residence. SCP-5123 remained undiscovered for several months, and was discovered due to incident 5123-01. Due to the infeasibility of transport, the area containing SCP-5123, has been refurbished to support containment. The location of PoI-1054 remains unknown.
Addendum #1 Incident 5123-1:
This footage was recorded by a nearby security camera on 4/26/20██
14:21: The residence of PoI-1054 is visible across the street. Movement is seen through a window, presumed to be PoI-1054. Minor distortion is seen near the figure, speculated to be now engulfed by SCP-5123
14:22: Figure is seen carrying items and setting them up near the area of distortion.
14:23 Figure is seen squatting near area of distortion and previously set up items. After movement figure proceeds to writhe, speculated to be in pain.
14:24: Figure traverses room. A blue tint begins exuding itself from the area of distortion.
14:25: Blue tint continues to increase. Figure is seen traversing the room with greater speeds.
14:27: SCP-5123 now begins to be larger then the area of distortion. Increasing distortion associated with aetheric radiation is seen near the residence.
14:29: SCP-5123 begins expanding, light blue flares of the concentrated reaction are seen branching off before being pulled closer to the center. Figure is seen limping. Approximately around this time a 911 call reporting a strange fire is intercepted by the foundation. A standard response team equipped with a thaumotologist is sent towards SCP-5123
14:30: The figure is seen lying down near SCP-5123. A flock of birds above residence are seen to increase in mass before falling down.
14:36: SCP-5123 is now approximately 1.5 meters in diameter, about the size of current SCP-5123. Civilians have begun evacuating the area. Spatial and color distortion is now highly visible near the residence. The response team now arrives.
14:37: A thaumotologist member of the response team begins apportating nearby objects to exude nearby aspect energy. Command orders a linking apportation of stand by thaumatologists on site. Other members of the response team begin assisting civilians.
14:38: Thaumotologists arrive.
14:39: SCP-5123 begins to stabilize. Several nearby thaumotologists begin to enact runes designed to absorb nearby aspect energy. Flares and distortion begin to decrease.
14:44: Temporary stabilization of SCP-5123 has been achieved. Class-A Amnestics are delivered via plane over nearby residences.
Addendum #2 Excerpt from Journal of PoI-1054:
Discovered in former residence of PoI-1054.
8/15:
Another standard day, went to work, came home and ate. Tried to do a simple ritual, wanted to switch the flavors of bananas and lemons. Backlash was strong per usual, luckily this time there was no loop. Considering I've never gotten any formal education, my skills are growing quite well.
8/16:
Came home from another day at work, supervisor told me that with one more strike I'll be fired. On the bright side of things, finally have gotten slightly better at redirecting backlash. Still can't really make backlash any more drastic, supposedly backlash is supposed to be around half of the caspers you put in with proper technique. The amount of backlash for me seems around 3/4 of what I put in.
8/25:
Job is shitty as usual. I have no idea what I'm doing wrong, but I can't seem to reduce backlash any further. Know what, maybe learning what increases it will lead to me realizing why its so high.
9/2:
Holy fucking shit, ok so I'm pretty certain the backlash that got put out was more then what I put in. I was doing just a standard ritual, decided to change the rune design a bit. Just put in a small drip of blood, and I had the backlash redirect towards my lamp. It now glows, no matter if it is powered.
9/5:
I don't plan on stopping increasing backlash anytime soon. I'm actually happy to come home now. Work isn't good per usual. Bought some more precise equipment, going to attempt to channel the backlash into another spell.
9/12:
Good news is that I can now successfully curve the backlash into creating another reaction. Begun using a technique known as rune directors so I don't have to deal with managing 2 rituals at once. Backlash is still a bit messy and not directed perfectly, but it's still acceptable. Supervisor demands that I work more, so that sucks. Yeah.
9/26:
Made more progress today, found out how to have a sigils effect be outside of its placement. Found a simple ritual which I enjoy, allows to increase density of aetheric energy. Which allows them to show themselves more then usual. I usually try to put minimal amounts of energy into it, due to my current technique increasing backlash. Working on runes to improve redirection so I can increase the amount of energy put into it initially.
10/23:
It's been a bit since I've updated this journal. Wanted to make a simple EVE battery, problem is EVE batteries are highly expensive. Decided to make a simple EVE lamp, due to its density. The backlash would've been enough to sustain it if I looped it with rune directors, the thing is it actually produces more energy then was what put into it. Now I have a passive generator of energy.
11/14:
I feel like shit, always treated this thing as a toy. I've discovered a source of practically infinite energy, yet somehow only now I've admired the potential of this thing. No need for labor if you have free power, there would be no binds whatsoever. Going to take a break from the journal temporarily, there are more important things.
2/12:
I got fired. I don't care, I have enough money to last me a few months. It shouldn't matter if I succeed anyways.
2/27:
I previously put an invisibility rune around the orb to prevent neighbors from seeing. I took that down tonight for a bit. I spent so much time with that thing. When I first decided to restart this journal I wasn't sure why. I think I now know why, I need to catalog how the world got changed.
3/25:
Putting the finishing touches on nearby runes. It will soon be ready.
4/25:
Tomorrow the first of its kind will be completed, the power output has stagnated, I predict the output will increase greatly with an injection of additional EVE particles. Should remain self stable.
Addendum #3 Recorded Email between thaumotologist assigned to SCP-5123 and project lead.
To: [REDACTED], SCP-5123 project lead, ([REDACTED])
Subject: Proliferation of anomalous technology among anomalous communities for ethical reasons.
Dear [REDACTED],
As you should know, currently we hold access to advanced thaumatological tech in the form of SCP-5123. Currently many known anomalous areas have to use typically amoral means of generating large amounts of aspect energy, such as human sacrifice. These communities need high amounts of aspect energy to function. SCP-5123 does not violate any known rules of thaumatology, and offers practically no downside if used safely. Proliferation of the technology behind SCP-5123 would save hundreds of lives with little to near cost. I greatly request that you take this suggestion seriously for the betterment of mankind.
Sincerely, [REDACTED]
From: [REDACTED], SCP-5123 project lead, ([REDACTED])
To: [REDACTED], SCP-5123 project lead, ([REDACTED])
Subject: RE: Proliferation of anomalous technology among anomalous communities for ethical reasons.
Dear [REDACTED],
I appreciate you taking the time for writing the suggestion, however we have already considered this option before, and have decided against it. What the current article fails to neglect is the materials required to make SCP-5123. The materials used to make the runes was a standard printer for precision modified to allow blood to be used in it, and a 500$ laptop. We believe that PoI-1054 learned their knowledge from an old Reed college textbook obtained by a parent.
If we where to completely get rid of containment of SCP-5123, the resulting reaction would render several kilometers around SCP-5123 inhospitable, and this would remain the case for decades to follow. SCP-5123 has several effective safety measures already prebuilt into it. Consider that SCP-5123 was made by a barely educated thaumotologist whose goal was to make a safe energy source that would lead into what he believed would be a utopia. If any skilled thaumotologist knew about this, they could easily recreate the phenomenon behind SCP-5123. If they wanted to, they could grab a knife, print out some sigils, and proceed to use the technology behind SCP-5123 to destroy cities with ease.
While the possibilities are enticing, one of our main goals in the foundation is protect. The risk of SCP-5123 is merely to great for us to spread or encourage the tech behind it in any way. While SCP-5123 may open up many possibilities, we've decided it would be best to have the world set.
With regards, [REDACTED]
Per 
