Oogly Boogly

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid/Keter

Special Containment Procedures: To contain SCP-XXXX, you must cut SCP-XXXX's beard before it regrows within 1 second, it will cause SCP-XXXX to be unconcious. Then, throw his body into the cell with titanium doors that are equipped with robots that cut up the beard all the time. You must color his beard pink because he hates pink and will be discouraged to grow beards.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a very ugly and old man with a beard that is used to choke his enemy to death. His wife, Oogly Boobily, can use her armpits to in toxicate the titanium door and break it open and ARTER THEY WEAR MISSING I HARD THEY WERE KISSING IN THE BIG O5 BATHROOM WITH A BOX OF CONDOMS AND A DEAD MAID……. WITH HAIR ALL OVER HER THATM SMELLED OF SASSY ARMPITS DEODORANT.