Orange 7

Item#: 5000

Level# 6

Containment Class:

esoteric

Secondary Class:

thaumiel

Disruption Class:

dark

Risk Class:

notice

link to memo

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Instance of SCP-5000

Item #: SCP-5000

Special Containment Procedures:N/A

Description: SCP-5000 is a Saferoom made of that of steel and titanium. The Saferoom is permanently locked from the inside.

The Saferoom is seemingly indestructible being unable to be damaged through conventional means or unorthodox means including anomalies.

The Saferoom periodically emits a variety of sounds.

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Project Minos
Project Statement: Find a means of entry into SCP-5000 and retrieve its potential contents.
Project Director: Frank Malin
Project Manager: Clearance Angels

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+ Test 1 

Project Minos Test 1

Date: Semptember 12, 1998

Subject: SCP-5000

Team Lead: Frank Malin

Team Members: Frank Malin | Clearance Angels | Roman Smith | Alexander Levithen

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Frank: Alright men, we have been ordered from higher ups to open this here Safe Room and to not move from this area until then.

Roman: So it's only us four?

Frank: Correct, we are to be provided everything for our basic needs until then.

Alaxander Levithen: And what do we get if we complete the job?

Frank: According to them, a prize so great we wouldn't have to worry about money ever again…

+ Test 2 

Project Minos Test 2

Date: Semptember 13, 1998

Subject: SCP-5000

Team Lead: Frank Malin

Team Members: Frank Malin | Clearance Angels | Roman Smith | Alexander Levithen

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Method of Opening: Lock picking

Frank: How is it going over their Alexander?

Alexander: Ain't getting shit from this ,every method doesn't work it seems as if the lock itself keeps changing everytime I try doing something.

Method: Lock picking first attempt | Status: Failed

+ Test 3 

Project Minos Test 2

Date: Semptember 14, 1998

Subject: SCP-5000

Team Lead: Frank Malin

Team Members: Frank Malin | Clearance Angels | Roman Smith | Alexander Levithen

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Method of Opening: Lock Picking

Alexander: Nothing. Nothing at all the lock is actually changing it's never same twice.

Roman: He's right lock picking gives us no results.

Frank: What do you think about this Clarence?

Clarance only gives a stare at Frank and looks back at viewing the Safe Room.

Alexander: Thanks for the feedback shit for brains.

Frank: Can it Alexander we can't start fighting eachother.

Method: Lock picking second attempt | Status: Failed

+ Test 4 

Project Minos Test 4

Date: September 16, 1998

Subject: SCP-5000

Team Lead: Frank Malin

Team Members: Frank Malin | Clearance Angels | Roman Smith | Alexander Levithen

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Method of Opening: Weak-point drilling

Alexander: Goddamit the drill it keeps malfunctioning.

Roman: You know frank, your friend Clearance over their has barly gone up from that chair.

Frank: Your right. I should talk to him

Franks Walks towards Clearance

Frank: Clearance get up. You have to work.

Clearance: I suggest you do as I have done.

Frank: And what might that be?

Clearance: Give up.

Alexander: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I HATE THESE DAMN MRI'S SO MUCH.

Roman: Calm down Alexander.

Alexander: NO ALL OF THEM ARE TASTELESS PIECES OF CRAP THAT GIVE ME DIARRHEA.

Frank: We all feel the same. But it isn't our choice.

Alexander: I'm going to sleep.

Method: Drilling | Failed

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Project Minos Test 5

Date: September 18, 1998

Subject: SCP-5000

Team Lead: Frank Malin

Team Members: Frank Malin | Clearance Angels | Roman Smith | Alexander Levithen

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Frank: Anybody hear that?

Roman: No.

Frank:

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Footnotes

1. The Instances aren't proportional to the actual fruit counterpart