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Item Number: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Thaumiel
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX should be connected to a computer tower at all times, and remain in Dr. ██████'s office indefinitely. Other than this, no extra precautions are necessary.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a DVD Burner with an approximated age of ██ years originally discovered on the █████████ Coast
█/██/████. The object is only able to burn video files, and attempting to do otherwise results in a corrupted boot sector of the host
machine. Upon burning an applicable file, SCP-XXXX will excrete a dark fluid with a consistency similar to that of Vegetable or Olive Oil. Upon consumption, the subject will collapse for the length of the video, awaking with unimpaired memory of the incident.
Addendum:
Addendum XXXX-01: Upon further examination, the object has been identified as a BenQ DW1640 DVD Burner. According to subjects, fluid is tasteless and lukewarm but becomes sugary and cold when it comes in contact with saliva.
