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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a fully enclosed fish tank with no openings big enough for the entity's mouth to fit through or bars small for it to wrap around
Description: SCP-XXXX is an slightly bigger than average-sized Carassius Auratus that is able to eat and digest anything that is put into its mouth, either by itself or others.
Addendum: Personnel are to be reminded that no matter how harmless and normal the entity looks, it is still capable of eating and digesting anything that is put into its mouth, including fingers and [DATA REDACTED].
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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Apollyon
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX cannot currently be contained.
Description: SCP-XXXX is the actions of an essophysical entity that is trying to die. It is currently hypothesized that the entity draws its power from things that do not currently will never exist in baseline reality all realities and thus might be one the the most powerful entities in the universe multiverse. As such, containment of SCP-XXXX is currently impossible. Due to the entity's near-unlimited power, it has lived for an exceptionally long1 time and has apparently tired of living. As such, the entity is believed to be attempting to end its own life2 by creating things that previously did not exist and is thus responsible for either the indirect or direct creation of over 90 100% of all known SCPs and is likely directly responsible for the creation for 50% over 95% of all known realities.
Addendum.XXXX.01:
| Time | Place | Description | Status |
| [DATA CORRUPTED] | [DATA CORRUPTED] | [INFOHAZARD REDACTED] | [DATA CORRUPTED] |
| 1/7/1999 | Site-19 | An anomalous entity riding a sleigh that identified itself as "Santa Claus" spontaneously manifested at the Site-19 cafeteria and began throwing out presents containing multiple Safe-class SCPs that had all disappeared approximately 15 seconds before its appearance then demanifested. | Contained |
| 15/12/2003 | Site-56 | Site-56 and its surrounding area spontaneously demanifested for approximately 2 weeks before remanifesting. To note is that all SCPs originally contained in Site-56 have not remanifested with it | Contained |
| 5/10/2004 | Baseline reality | A global CK-Class Restructuring had occurred. The extent of what has changed is currently unknown | Uncontained |
| 18/10/2012 | Site-19 | SCP-████ and SCP-████ simultaneously broke containment due to their containment cells spontaneously demanifesting | Contained |
| [DATA EXPUNGED] | [DATA EXPUNGED | SCP-████ suddenly appeared in the middle of [DATA EXPUNGED] | Contained. |
| 22/2/2021 | Site-[DATA REDACTED] | SCP-████ spontaneously self-destructed. 0 casualties incurred | Contained |
| Unknown | Extratemporal Site-[REDACTED] | On-site nuke was activated by an unknown entity that bypassed all security measures. | Contained |
| 27/3/2420 | Glasgow, Scotland | 15 completely black humanoids appeared and started to "swallow" matter around them before disappearing. | Contained |
| 40/0/2563 | Site-116 | 13 fish with legs appeared and started dancing to a as yet unknown rhythm | Contained |
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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be deterred from achieving its primary goal through the use of Foundation quantum computers and MTF deployments3. Any other requests for personnel or manpower will be submitted to the project head.
Description: SCP-XXXX is an essophysical entity that has been considerably weakened through its own efforts. However, as the death of SCP-XXXX would irreversable shatter baseline reality, all efforts neccesary are to be made in order to keep SCP-XXXX alive.
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You must be wondering who I am.
Or even why I'm doing this.
All you need to know is that no matter how much I try I cannot truly die, only lose my sentience.
There are things that simply cannot exist for the sake of other things, and if I create them, other things will stop existing.
There are even things that simply cannot exist due to their own nature.
You see, the truth is that there is now a limit to my power, a limit to the things I can control at the same time, and that limit goes lower everytime I succeed in creating another possibility, making it even harder to continue.
"Why am I here?"
Because I need you to end me. The nature of your reality is to cease to be. Dark matter will eventually rip it apart until there is nothing left but nothing. My very existence causes a self-preservation instinct that will eventually destroy everything and is what you detect as "dark matter". Thus, for the sake of both of us, I need you to kill me.
"How?"
I could tell you, but I won't. The end result won't change, after all.
"What?"
You see, in order for me to at least stop thinking, nothing that can exist cannot exist. Thus, I must create and affect every single possibility in every single universe. Every single person on your plant has gone through this many times.
"So does it really matter if I do whatever I want to do? Was everything you just said a lie?"
Maybe. The end result will be the same, as far as you know. However, if I wanted you to do something else, I would have already made you. The truth of the multiverse is that everything is dictated by me, all the stories, the people, all the skips. There is no such things as "free will". So does it really matter if you do what you want to do or not? No. So you might as well go do what you want to do.
