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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-1 through -13 are to be kept in a standard Secure Item Locker in Site-29, organized by function, and not to be removed outside of approved testing by Level-3 personnel. Cross-testing between samples is permitted with supervision of two Level-3 personnel no longer permitted by O5 command. XXXX-14 is to be held in a High Security Item Locker, not to be removed without O5 approval once secured.

SCP-XXXX-α is to be located and contained in a modified Humanoid Containment Cell located in Site-29. A small scale directional Scranton Reality Anchor is to be placed in the ceiling above with an effective range of 5 meters into the cell, to be tested weekly for faults and replaced as necessary. An anchor with matching specifications should be available for MTF Lambda-5 ("White Rabbits") to allow for rapid deployment to any sightings of SCP-XXXX-α. Full-body restraints are to be kept to hold SCP-XXXX-α until reliable means to prevent further anomalous creations and escape attempts can be devised.

Description:

SCP-XXXX is a collection of deployable cellular phone stands, indistinguishable from █████████ brand stands were it not for the strange and often macabre designs used to denote their intended function and occasionally the quality of each object. There are 14 known varieties, designated SCP-XXXX-1 through -14, with -14 only being known from a single instance not currently in containment.

Each variant of SCP-XXXX currently in containment, when deployed or "popped," dislocates a body part associated with each type. SCP-XXXX-12 and -13, deviate from this by destroying or removing their affected body part or "physical concept." The means by which body parts have been designated, the number of parts affected, and the means of dislocation or removal is currently not known and subject to further testing.

Each known variation is catalogued in the table below, along with the number currently in containment.

Designation	Physical Description	Body Part Affected	Number Acquired
XXXX-1	A nebula matching no known astronomical body, arranged to resemble an iris and pupil.	Eyes	16
XXXX-2	A generic pink-frosted donut, with human teeth in place of sprinkles.	Jaw	6
XXXX-3	A generic hot dog bun, with a human finger in place of the expected hot dog.	Fingers	5
XXXX-4	A butterfly resembling the shape of Papilio glaucus, the eastern tiger swallowtail, composed of human pelvic bones.	Hips	18
XXXX-5	Two generic fireaxes, with scapulae in place of axeheads.	Shoulder	15
XXXX-6	A donut hole glazed in white, with two long john pastries acting to create an approximation of a human leg.	Knee	7
XXXX-7	A tobacco pipe, apparently carved from human bone.	Elbow	6
XXXX-8	Miniature bread-encased hot dogs, colloquially referred to as pigs-in-a-blanket, with human nails on the ends.	Toes	3
XXXX-9	A wooden block puzzle assembled in a tetrahedronal star, seemingly carved from human bone.	Wrist	4
XXXX-10	Blocks assembled in a manner to resemble the game █████, seemingly carved from human bone similar to XXXX-9	Ankle	2
XXXX-11	A jet resembling an American military aircraft at the moment of a "sonic boom." The shockwave resembles a human ear.	Ear	4
XXXX-12	A generic cartoon bomb, as used in public media. No sign of a morbid anatomy reference as with previous instances.	[REDACTED] or equivalent organ "Oh gods, why? Why these of all things?!" -Junior Researcher Jamin.	9
XXXX-13	A cherry.	[REDACTED] "Okay, -12 is cruel, but this? This crosses a line somewhere!" - Junior Researcher Jamin.	1
XXXX-14	A marble with the Milky Way inside it, in photorealistic detail. Only known due to video recorded during Interview-XXXX-C.	Reality	0

SCP-XXXX-α is an individual known as R█████ D████

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