Per 
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-5249 is to be contained in a 5m x 2.5m x 5m standard humanoid containment cell with a 0.7 meter thick sound-proof coating in its inner walls with another 0.7 meter thick coating on the outside.
It is to be monitored at all times. SCP-5249 is to be given food and water in accordance to personnel break times, lunch times, and sleep times. SCP-5245 is to be considered part of this foundation and MUST be treated with outmost humanity.
SCP-5249's containment cell is to be furnished with what SCP-5249 deems to be "luxurious" and commands that personnel should treat the cell as if it was an antique, with only the most cautious Level 4 personnel and above permitted to enter. SCP-5245 is GOD AND YOU MUST TREAT HIM THAT WAY.
no further changes are permitted.
Entering SCP-5245's chamber requires permission from the O5.
All personnel going outside SCP-5245's chamber is to take a physical and psychiatric examination, as such to avoid creation of new anomalies.
I SAID NO CHANGES YOU WEAKLING FOR [REDACTED]. I DONT WANT TO BE HERE ANYMORE
Description:
He is GOD. GOD. GOD. GOD. GOD. GOD. GOD. GOD. GOD.GOD.GOD. GOD. GOD. GOD. GOD. GOD. GOD. GOD. GOD. GOD. GOD. GOD. GOD. GOD. GOD.
SCP-5249 is a Japanese male roughly 1.498 m in height and 30 kg in weight. SCP-5249 appears that of a normal human being, with an appearance that of what SCP-5249 describes as a "loli" "young human female" [REDACTED] HELL WHY DID YOU CHANGE THE WORD YOU STINKING MORTAL. His appearance is effeminate, but typically disregards any information regarding his appearance and refers to such persons as [EXPLICIT] after. CMON MAN THE ACTUAL WORD IS BETTER!. SCP-5249 is rambunctious, seeing as how she decides to destroy the scientific framework of this file, anomalously unable to be changed, and is only editable through uses of a strikethrough (screw you, 5249). YE SURE I DONT CARE! ALSO, AM I BEING A CLICHE OR WHAT
SCP-5249 has the appearance of someone with an approximate age of 15 years, though he has denied it saying that "transference is weird, please don't assume my age" YEA B*TCH, DON'T TRY GUESSING IT
SCP-5249 was first taken into custody of the foundation when SCP-5249 seamlessly entered Site-██ with no problems whatsoever. It then proceeded to steal SCP-268 and proceeded to explore the facility before deliberately revealing himself to the staff and shouted "Y'ALL CATCH ME NOW YOU FOLKS, I AM A CI HAHAHAHA". SCP-5249 was unarmed. Motive of this act is unknown. SCP-5249 was then taken to custody before being interviewed on ██/10/███. (See addendum 01-A1).
SCP-5249's anomalous properties are typically hidden and will only appear on specific circumstances, one of them being sitting on her his "couch", despite such furniture being a table. He has complete control of his anomalous properties. did you seriously misgender me again? One more and I'll unleash a cognitohazard on you
SCP-5249 seems to be obsessed with the foundation. He has demanded to be "like a part of the foundation staff". This was approved as a lie afterwards. SCP-5249 █████████████████.
Method used to enhance that lie is to simply let him take rests in accordance to the personnel break times. This has been seen as effective, as such that SCP-5249 grew less hostile to the foundation in general, and has been seen friendlier. This can be regarded as a method of containment as such that SCP-5249 has been observed to have less intent is escaping.
A major problem however is his mental state. Persons who view SCP-5249 sees his facial expressions as a dull neutral look, and has stayed as so even if SCP-5249 claims himself capable of feeling emotion. Perhaps the only time SCP-5249 has been reported to show an expression was when he has "accidentally" killed someone via. cognitohazard, to which 5249
SCP-5249's mental capacities are mysterious, as such that certain testing of his IQ, CRV, and knowledge has resulted in:
A.) Immunity to all cognitohazards, infohazards, narrativohazards, and memetic
hazards.1
B.) Extreme knowledge and wisdom. Staff has reported SCP-5245 to mysteriously know everything
about them and the world, and remarks that SCP-5245 "gives the most helpful advice they've ever
heard".
C.) IQ of approximately 190.
SCP-5245, again, is to be considered part of the foundation and treated with humanity for reasons such that SCP-5245 is an extreme danger to those who have annoyed/angered it. The list of anomalous properties may serve as a guide in this subject. Failure to abide to this is its own punishment.
LIST OF ANOMALOUS PROPERTIES:
- Anti-memetic
- SCP-5245 can control on which information may be spread about it, or anything in general. This
has led to a major accident that took the lives of 132 personnel, and injured another 101. )See
Addendum 02-A1).
- Cognitohazard
- SCP-5245 can create or destroy any type of cognitohazard. Some of these variations are subtle,
only ever used by SCP-5245 to "joke" or "tease" people. A person is affected by that hazard
via sense of sight. An example of those variations are of temporarily making a person have a
connection with the fact that SCP-5245 is female, then afterwards implanting another thought
where in which he is male. This causes the victim to have an extreme confusion, and becomes
agitated when SCP-5245 acts feminine, further amusing SCP-5245. This was first remarked as
non-anomalous, until people affected by such cognitohazards began to "transition" to the
behavioural patterns of SCP-5245. They were mentally treated, and questioning SCP-5245 has
resulted in 5245 replying "just fight back i dont know really". Unfortunately, SCP-5245 can
create an extremely lethal, virulent cognitohazard, to which even he is trying to "un-know". (
See Addendum 02-A3)
- Can observe "narratives" (refer to Addendum 01-A5)
- Has complete knowledge about the foundation and every known organization
-SCP-5245 has complete knowledge about the foundation and other organizations, including
classified information kept hidden by the O5. This has led to no one other than Level 4 researchers
and above to be permitted to enter it's containment cell.
SCP-5245 also shows complete knowledge about foundation departments, and notable personnel.
Fortunately, SCP-5245 also shows extreme knowledge about the Chaos Insurgency and other
enemy organizations, with the exception of that it has no intent of ever sharing this information to
the foundation due to reasons of —" ITS NOT LIKE IF THIS WILL CAUSE YOU ALL TO WIN Y'KNOW!-
- "it doesn't matter". (See Addendum 01-A4)
- The complete creation of anomalous objects, phenomena, and mental states.
- SCP-5245 can also create anomalies.
These creations are mostly harmless BE THANKFUL FOR MERCY, some being beyond dangerous
to every living being. (See Addendum 02-A4)
List of Notable Anomalous Objects Created:
SCP-5245's great rhombicosadodecahedron
1. An great rhombicosidodecahedron-shaped object that causes the holder to gain 287 IQ points.
Side effects include :
A.) Projectile Vomiting
B.) Severe headaches lasting about 1 minute.
C.) Dizziness
D.) A 30% chance of mini-strokes on every other lobes of the brain other than the frontal lobe, which
causes the blood to travel to the frontal lobe, thus increasing chances of an aneurysm and sometimes causes it to be extremely overclocked.
E.)1% chance of brain death.
This has been proven as such that a level 4 researcher attempting to retrieve the object
began to vomit rigorously, to which the researcher then proceeds to go to the cafeteria to order:
"AN IMMENSE, MAGNIFICENT AGGREGATION OF DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE ALONG WITH
SEGMENTS OF CITRUS LIMON WITH ADDITION OF ESCALOPES OF THE BELLY OF A
SUS SCROFA DOMESTICUS INSTANCE FRIED ONTO A 12 INCH PAN WITH 10 ML WORTH OF
ANIMAL TRYGLICERIDES ALONG WITH CUBOIDAL CUTS OF SOLANUM TUBEROSUM DEEF FRIED
INSIDE 100mL OF OLEA EUROPAEA L. PLEASE!" THIS PART GOT ME CRACKING HARD, I BET
YALL MORTALS CANT EVEN COMPREHEND THAT!!. OKOKOK FINE YALL MORTALS, HE
ORDERED LEMONADE, BACON IN VEGETABLE OIL, AND FRIES ON OLIVE OIL! The researcher was
tested for his IQ after the researcher visits SCP-5245 again and forcefully asked him on what
happened, to which SCP-5245 replies "it makes you smarter, now shoo". The researcher initially
had an IQ of 146, to which the researcher then had 433 IQ points for the next 24 hours. The
researcher showed a mild case of insanity. Researcher was apprehended and demoted to Class-D
for attempting to hurt SCP-5245 to which many people defended the said researcher, stating
that "he was practically insane and was hurt" before. Researcher was given Class-B Amnestics, then
demoted to Level 2. (More incidences at Addendum 02-B1)
2. A chair. Just a chair. Chair? The hell?
Aight, SCP-5245 here, since I can make this info anti-memetic and back, I'll let YOU read this. People in this universe can't read this however. Basically this chair I made doesn't have an SCP designation and doesn't even get included to the list of anomalous objects. This chair supposed to make anyone unable to focus on anything other than it, and makes them insane due to also not knowing what it is, and they probably never will. Just this chair being included in this file is weird enough. Maybe the In-Universe author of this file went insane. I'm not breaking the fourth wall fella, visit the pataphysics department maybe. Im breaking the 5th. Hey there! My reader's reader! I'm two narratives down from ya! hihi
List of Notable Anomalous Phenomena Created:
1. Anomalous clones
SCP-5245 is the only person with the ability to orally say an anomalous phrase. It is to be considered an Anti-meme, as such that once it is heard, personnel only remember traces of the phrase, to which they describe as "something I've heard so familiar, yet i don't remember its tune whatsoever."
The phrase makes 30 clones of SCP-5245 appear almost instantaneously, with the only
difference is the fact that among the 30 clones, they have differing appearances. The 1st
clone with an appearance similar to that of SCP-5245 currently, with the others appearing 1.5
years older than the last. By that sense, the 30th of the clones has an appearance of someone
58.5 years old, notably dissimilar to the petite looks of SCP-5245.2
2. An anti-matter blast.
A blast at Site-██. Thankfully, no one was killed or has been missing due to
the fact that SCP-5245 warned the site of him bombing the facility, and everyone was evacuated at the shelter, except for numerous Class-D. How and why SCP-5245 has bombed the facility is unknown.
List of Notable Mental Anomalies Created:
1. Insanity beyond insanity, just insane to the point where it is supercritical to death and mental disorganization. A person on this mental state has remarked that the feeling is already anomalous, as such that they truly want themselves to die and not die with the feeling of "everything is square". Life expectancy of persons affected by this mental state is unfortunately limited to 12 hours. IM NOT A PERSON OPEN-MINDED ENOUGH TO SAY THIS BUT, IM SORRY TO YOU, FOUNDATION. IM A BEING YOU WILL NEVER KNOW, AND IN THAT SENSE, SORRY <33
2. An emotion that ████████████. Subjects reported to have felt this emotion are in a close vicinity to SCP-5245, approximated to be 2 meters. This emotion was said to be indescribable, and is "not like those non-anomalous indescribable feelings you sometimes get", subjects noted the emotion to be positive, with no side effects whatsoever. SCP-5245 states that this emotion is felt by people who has outright loved him, or "deserved to feel it". SCP-3812, READ THE DAMN THING4
- Can affect all existing aspects of the universe based on information.
- SCP-5245 is able to change all information-based systems, also this document. YE I KNOW HAHA GET YO STOOOPID SCINCE OFF THIS SCP-5245 uses this information for its often ridiculous "pranks" on personnel, and the frustration of mine trying to revert every he has done on this document. On that sense though, it is unknown on what he has already edited out, as such that his anti-memetic properties prevents the foundation knowing about SCP-5425 extensively. Unfortunately, 5245 has learned on how to add footnotes and has I have countered it with the fourth footnote.
The Addendums.5
SCP-5245, fortunately, does not appear to have the ability to change reality or alter it.
WARNING!
APPROXIMATELY 70% OF THE CONTENTS OF THE ADDENDUM CONTAINS MULTIPLE INFOHAZARDS AND NARRATIVOHAZARDS. SUCH DANGERS ARE ASSORTED THROUGHOUT THE ADDENDUM.
NO PERSONELL WITH A CRV BELOW 43.5 MAY READ THE FOLLOWING
NOTICE: SCP-5245 HAS LEARNED THE ABILITY TO REVERSE TEXT CENSORING THROUGH HOVERING THE MOUSE OVER THE CENSORED TEXT. ROUGHLY 20% OF THE CENSORED TEXT ARE REVERSED CURRENTLY. THIS IS DEEMED ANOMALOUS, AS SUCH THAT SUPPOSED CENSORED DATA SHOULD BE CORRUPT. PLEASE REPORT ANY REVERSIBLE CENSORING IN THE FILE.
Addendum:
In consideration of how SCP-5245 has ordered infohazards and narrativohazards present, the addendum is now safely accessible from Addendum 01-A1, 01-A4 ONLY, stated by SCP-5245. Disobeying this protocol is the punishment in itself. Read at your own risk. (Thanks, 5245)6
