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Yeah… "Piss Bae" is a thing now, and was inspired by a string of comments about sentient urine that can be found here, currently on page 2 unless more comments are added to this thread: http://www.scpwiki.com/forum/t-2011501/cringiest-scp-ideas-you-have-ever-had

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F.A.Q.

Item#: XXXX

Level3

Containment Class:

esoteric

Secondary Class:

humanoid

Disruption Class:

keneq

Risk Class:

warning

link to memo

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Assigned Site	Site Director	Research Head	Assigned Task Force
Site-17	Yakov V. Ariclades	Arnold P. Urwin	WEPON-1

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SCP-XXXX Upon Being Recovered: Former SCP-XXXX-B Instance Containing SCP-XXXX-A.

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Dr. Urwin wearing the yellow tie he had since his employment. Select facial features were censored via SCiP Scrambler.

Personnel Protection Procedures: All personnel assigned to handling SCP-XXXX are to undergo memory retention training before undergoing Protocol UGS. These personnel are to undergo a strict color-coded dress code afterwards to signify that they have undergone Protocol UGS.¹

The dress code is as follows:

• Researchers - A yellow tie.
• Medical Personnel - A yellow collared shirt and a yellow lab coat.
• Containment Specialists - A yellow collared shirt, dark yellow pants, and a light yellow tie with dark yellow patterns.
• Janitors - A light yellow maintenance suit with the WEPON-1 logo on the back.
• Mechanics - A dark yellow maintenance suit with the WEPON-1 logo on the back.
• Guards - An amber full body suit.

Failure to abide to this dress code for the first time will result in a harsh reprimand. Repeated violations will result in salary reduction, immediate reassignment, or both.

To prevent unwanted memory retention, all personnel in Sector 1 that are not assigned to the handling of SCP-XXXX must wear face shields, a respirator mask, and a white hooded 1-piece polyester rainsuit outfitted with rubber gloves and rubber boots.² Coasters are to be regularly provided to personnel for the purpose of reducing SCP-XXXX-A’s fluid contamination if SCP-XXXX is to be taken outside of Sector 1, and all coasters used must be disposed of after their intended usage via incineration. Non-assigned personnel are to be notified when SCP-XXXX-A is in its gaseous phase, and are to immediately head to the nearest Safe Room within their proximity. Non-assigned personnel failing to follow through these precautions will be forced to undergo immediate Sector reassignment.

All personnel are to undergo Cleaning Procedure XXXX-P01 upon leaving the sector or entering their dormitory.

This modified symbol of WEPON-1 is shown on the door to Safe Room 1, and is shown on all other doors leading to the other designated Safe Rooms.

Sector Lockdown Procedures: If SCP-XXXX-A overflows from SCP-XXXX-B and the type-1 watertight door to its cell malfunctions, a Code Yellow event³ will occur and the sirens will sound off. All personnel are required to wear their respirators and to head to the nearest safe rooms as outlined in Document S1-UP within one minute before the automatic watertight doors are sealed shut.

Sector 1’s specialized waterproof cameras are to be used by WEPON-1 to monitor SCP-XXXX-A’s water level as it is drained through Sector 1’s implemented drainage system. When SCP-XXXX-A’s fluid within Sector 1 is completely drained, WEPON-1 is to enter Sector 1, sanitize the entire area, and inspect the condition of SCP-XXXX’s incubation chamber and its containment chamber to see if repairs and sanitation are necessary.

Upon complete sanitation and inspection, WEPON-1 is to inform all personnel that they are to exit the safe rooms and resume their work. Personnel are to speak with the site director about Plan B, Plan C, Plan D, and Plan E should the sector lockdown be compromised at all.

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in laboratory incubator UR-1, and is only to be removed from the incubator for testing purposes or to fulfill the mandatory conversation quota of one to four hours per day. UR-1 is to be contained within a 5m x 5m x 3m porcelain cell with an automatic ceiling vent that will only open up to operate when personnel enter the room, three automatic exhausts⁴, nine drains⁵, two porcelain tables⁶ with two chairs of the same make, and a type-1 watertight door in Sector 1⁷. The drainage system for Sector 1 is to be constructed and maintained by Applied Task Force WEPON-1 "Golden Flushers" as it is outlined in Schematic S1-XXXX-PV3D-REL1F in order for SCP-XXXX-A to have as little mass as possible when it evaporates.

Assigned personnel are required to hold mandatory conversations in the designated areas of Sector 1 as outlined in Document S1-XXXX-WE-101, and are allowed to refer to SCP-XXXX-A as "Kyle" during these conversations. If SCP-XXXX is to be taken to another sector for the purposes of hosting a "tour", SCP-XXXX-A must remain in its liquid form within SCP-XXXX-B and is to be carried through the designated routes as outlined in Document S17-XXXX-WZ-011. Any personnel that attempts to remove SCP-XXXX-B’s lid outside of Sector 1 will be faced with termination.

SCP-XXXX-A is only to remain frozen in UR-1 for a total of one week per month to replenish resources, as any longer than the allotted time would worsen its current mental condition and may cause it to become hostile towards personnel. Further testing of SCP-XXXX is to be approved by the current head researcher and one member of the ethics committee.

The presumed identity of SCP-XXXX-A.

Description: SCP-XXXX is the collective designation of two objects: SCP-XXXX-A; amber urine that belonged to a "Kyle Fukim"⁸, and SCP-XXXX-B; an unremarkable jar containing the liquid that is interchangeable with any other container⁹. While SCP-XXXX-B is itself non-anomalous by nature, SCP-XXXX-A cannot function in its liquid form without SCP-XXXX-B, and if SCP-XXXX-B is broken, SCP-XXXX-A will undergo an anomalous form of evaporation in order for it to transition into its gaseous form.¹⁰

SCP-XXXX-A’s odor, in either its liquid form or its gaseous form, is a pungent putrid smell that will cause all subjects that have inhaled this odor to undergo migraines and may cause them to have the compulsion of undergoing emesis. Only those with that have undergone Protocol UGS are immune to the scent of SCP-XXXX-A.

SCP-XXXX-A, if not provided with a visual sensory organ, is known to be completely aware of its surroundings within a five meter radius, which is known to change in both of its forms depending on the mass of its gaseous form or the size and make of its SCP-XXXX-B instance. It is able to communicate to other entities through the use of limited telepathy¹¹, Nitikinesis, and Miasmakinesis.

Its behavior upon

SCP-XXXX-A claims to be Kyle Fukim and will always refer to itself as such. It has even provided evidence that correlates with Kyle’s records prior to her disappearance, including information about SCP-[ACCESS DENIED], PoI-10116 Voin Eegis, and PoI-10117 Corin Garrisburg. With evidence provided from DNA analysis and interrogation of SCP-XXXX-A, many personnel came to the conclusion that SCP-XXXX-A is Kyle Fukim, while others say there is not enough hard evidence to support this claim. Should this be the case, Kyle would've been contained at an earlier time if PoI-10117 did not intervene.¹²

It addition to its genotype, SCP-XXXX-A contains high levels of bacteriuria in both forms that are not normally found in the urine of homo sapians, including several archaebacteria dating back from the early Cenozoic Era to the Archeozoic Era. Despite intensive analysis and limited information, it is unknown if the majority of these archaebacteria originated from the aforementioned person, or if they were grown in the original SCP-XXXX-B instance by the time SCP-XXXX-A was made.¹³

+ Forms

Liquid Form: SCP-XXXX-A is measured at a pH level of 4.7, which is within the normal range of homo sapian urine. It maintains this level of acidity and its core chemical composition when it absorbs liquids or dissolves solids, the process of which is currently unknown.

SCP-XXXX-A is able to absorb liquids without undergoing dilution, and the same is said if any solid consumable, whether or not they have trace amounts of fluids, is submerged into SCP-XXXX-A. The solid is completely dissolved after around one second to a full week, which all depends on the mass, size and composition of the solid given to SCP-XXXX-A.

In this form, SCP-XXXX-A only requires fluids as sustenance in order to maintain a larger volume, though it is capable of absorbing the nutrients and chemicals of any edible it is introduced to despite having no real use for them.¹⁴ The additions to its chemical composition appear to be temporary as SCP-XXXX-A will revert to its original color and chemical composition after around twenty-four hours.

It is noted that "feeding" SCP-XXXX-A certain liquids and solids within the same twenty-four hour period will cause it to enter a "Flood" event, where it is forced to undergo an unstable reaction and violently overflow from SCP-XXXX-B. This event will normally subside after around ten minutes or up to a whole hour.

If a visual sensory organ is provided to SCP-XXXX-A, the organ will animate upon contact and act as if it were SCP-XXXX-A’s eye. The organ’s iris or pupil will undergo several mutations for up to an hour before it is optimized to the point where the organ is able to display SCP-XXXX-A’s emotions and allow it to see the environment around it through its own fluid more clearly.¹⁵ If SCP-XXXX-A’s eye is outside of SCP-XXXX-A, it can only remain animated within five meters of SCP-XXXX-A, and will no longer animate when it is outside of SCP-XXXX-A's range.¹⁶

SCP-XXXX-A is able to spread itself through SCP-XXXX-B by the process of condensation, with each droplet containing trace amounts of SCP-XXXX-A’s chemical composition. Should any subject’s epidermis make contact with its droplets, they will be absorbed on contact and the subject will retain a small portion of the memories of Kyle Fukim.¹⁷ This also occurs if the subject ingests SCP-XXXX-A, makes contact with SCP-XXXX-A or the moisture that is a result of SCP-XXXX-A or its droplets without wearing protective clothing, or inhales its vapor.

Gaseous Form: If SCP-XXXX-B is broken, SCP-XXXX-A will form into a gaseous humanoid of varying size and body shape depending on SCP-XXXX-A’s volume when it was in its liquid form.¹⁸. It is comprised of an unidentified self-sustaining gas that is able to manipulate itself to form into a solid at will, despite being made from homo sapian urine. This gas, although it bears no pathogens and is not toxic to breathe in, can cause nausea and vomiting, and in some cases cause parosmia and episodes of phantosmia.

It is because of this anomalous property that it is able to interact with any solid objects in this form, but depending on its size, it can only lift up objects that weigh less than its mass. SCP-XXXX-A is also capable of levitation and flight, despite preferring to, in its own words, “walk like a normal human being”.

+ Evaporation Process

Evaporation Process: In its liquid form, if SCP-XXXX-A is emptied out of SCP-XXXX-B, the amount of SCP-XXXX-A that is emptied out will undergo a process of evaporation depending on the material it makes contact with. Should SCP-XXXX-A be completely emptied from SCP-XXXX-B without making it go into another container, SCP-XXXX-A will turn into a visible vapor that immediately forms into a body of gas that will rush back into SCP-XXXX-B. This evaporation process will always occur even if the temperature is not around the satisfactory conditions for this to happen.

+ Object Absorption

Object Absorption: Upon making contact with hydrophilic materials or objects, the contents will be absorbed and will remain in these objects within an estimated thirty minutes to an entire week depending on the size and mass of the object in question. After the allotted time, the affected objects will emit visible yellow vapor, which will form into yellow gas before returning to SCP-XXXX-A, whether it is in it gaseous form or if it is in its liquid form in SCP-XXXX-B. The same is said should SCP-XXXX-A be divided into separate objects. Its time within the object is prolonged in colder temperatures and vice versa in hotter temperatures

Upon making contact with hits the surface of a hydrophobic object that can’t absorb any fluid, SCP-XXXX-A will undergo immediate evaporation and will return to SCP-XXXX-B. The

Addendum XXXX.1: Discovery

GoI-10117 “Deformities of Sin”¹⁹.

**Addendum XXXX.2

Addendum XXXX.3: Incident CY-013

FRAGMENT PAGE:

Doctrina Document KF-17171

Full Name:	Kyle Fukim
Gender:	Female
Birthdate:	10/31/1991
Current Location:	XXXXX
Anomalous:	Confirmed
Procedures:	Complete
Doctrina Status:	Near Completion

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Information Log

Point of Interest: Interest in Kyle Fukim arose in 2001, when Alfredo Fukim reported his daughter to the towns psychiatrist,

Footnotes

1. To lessen confusion, the dress code has been updated for all other personnel assigned to Site-17, who are all forbidden from wearing any yellow clothing. Personnel who are planning to visit Site-17 will be informed about this new code, and must wear nothing related to the color yellow before transferring over to Site-17.

2. The use of biohazard suits when SCP-XXXX-A is in its liquid form is too expensive given that the consequences of coming into contact with SCP-XXXX-A's fluid are very minimal and easy to mend with class-C amnestics. Despite this, it is not a good reason to discard this precautionary measure, as class-C amnestics take more resources and time to make than class-A and class-B amnestics.

3. During a Code Yellow event, the ventilation system will automatically turn off and seal up all of Sector-1’s vents. All automatic watertight doors that lead to the other sectors of the site are automatically activated to prevent further contamination.

4. One on each side of the room with none of them being near the entrance. These will only open up and activate upon a Code Yellow event.

5. One on each corner, one on each side, and one in the middle of the room.

6. One of which serves to support SCP-XXXX’s incubation chamber.

7. The only Sector in Site-17 that is well ventilated, reconstructed out of porcelain for sector lockdowns in order to reduce and ease the need for sanitation, and does not house any other anomalous objects or any hazardous materials.

8. An eighteen year-old caucasian female who was reported missing on January 1st in the year 2010, the same date in which SCP-XXXX-A was created. The DNA extracted from SCP-XXXX-A has not deteriorated from the time SCP-XXXX-A was made as it normally should when it remains in urine for a prolonged period of time.

9. See "Evaporation Process” for more details.

10. See "Gaseous Form" and "Evaporation Process" for more details.

11. It is only able to communicate within a five meter radius, and the voice is identified as that of an adolescent female. Much like its ability to sense other entities, this is subject to change in its liquid form depending on the size of its SCP-XXXX-B instance, or SCP-XXXX-A’s mass in its gaseous form.

12. Personnel with Level 3A Clearance have access to the archived Doctrina Document KF-17171 for more information.

13. And this is why it is paramount to undergo Cleaning Procedure XXXX-P01 after making contact with SCP-XXXX, despite the procedure itself being admittedly excessive on the body. — Dr. Urwin

14. This ends up changing SCP-XXXX-A’s color and odor depending on the nutrients and chemicals being absorbed.

15. During the time it was not provided a visual sensory organ, it was able to identify a few objects when said objects were submerged into SCP-XXXX-A.

16. For a full list of visual sensory organs that have undergone unique mutations, see Document VSOTU.

17. Those that have undergone Protocol UGS are immune to this effect.

18. It would sometimes shape its body, face or both to match that of Kyle Fukim prior to her disappearance.

19. More commonly known as “Corin Garrisburg’s Deformities of Sin“.