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Item#: SCP-4852

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4852 is allowed to leave his cell once a day to dine and collaborate with faculty of the facility. This being said, he should be constantly monitored when out of his cell, and a strong-minded armed guard should take notes of the conversations that ensue with SCP-4852 and the staff. As for containment, the subject should be placed in a standard Human cell that has the following inside: a simple leather couch, two lava lamps, a small writing desk, and a small circular rug with patterns similar to the popular "tye-dye" of the 1970s and 1980s. SCP-4852 does not need to be monitored so often, but should be checked up on at least twice a day by male guards of strong minds.

Description: SCP-4852 is an adult male humanoid, approximately 80 years old but holding the style and appearance of a 24 year old. Initially the subject appears to be a unusually thin human male in a tye dye shirt and bell bottom jeans, but anomalous features start to appear after several minutes of exposure to SCP-4852. The longer other beings are exposed to the creature, the more attractive it appears to be. The specimen (deemed by himself and faculty as the Love Doctor) starts out by looking like a incredibly tall, bone-thin man in his mid twenties. He has a gaunt appearance with a smile that seems to contain amusement on his face. His hair is long( 45.72 cm in length), hazelnut brown and matted, and he has a unkempt thick brown mustache.
After being exposed to "The Love Doctor" for several minutes, changes can be noted. His gaunt body starts to form into a more muscular and attractive shape. His size evens out and his hair starts to untangle and become better trimmed. The air starts to smell better, and in many events seems to make female subjects excited and enthusiastic. This scent and his ability to seemingly shape-shift is actually a result of a gas that is released from glands on his shoulder blades. This gas, Labeled SCP-4852-A, is kept at station [REDACTED] for testing. Tests on this item show that it is a definite male enhancement, and studies shown by Dr. [REDACTED] show that wearing it as a cologne increases the wearers charisma along with the moods of people around the wearer.
SCP-4852 is also noted to have an incredibly charming attitude, and has developed relationships with several of the foundations very own staff. Accounts of "The Love Doctor" first started on August 15, 1969 in the town of Bethel, New York. This was the site and date of the famous Woodstock Music festival. Witnesses claim that a man matching SCP-4852s description appeared on the first night of the festival, and started to go around raising the morale of festival-goers throughout the next few days. Some of the staff seem to think that the Love Doctor was formed out of spirit of the Woodstock festival because of his attitude and appearance choices. There is now proof of these claims.
The following is a interview conducted by Dr. [DATA EXPUNGED] and highlights the lifestyle of The Love Doctor.

_11/6/2008_

Dr [REDACTED]: Good Afternoon SCP-4852. How are you doing?

SCP-4852: Groovy Man, just chilling in my crib. And please, call me the Love Doctor.

Dr [REDACTED]: If you insist Love Doctor, I just came in to ask a few questions.

SCP-4852: Whoa there dog, what is with the tensity in your voice man? Are you doing good?

Dr[REDACTED]: I am doing fine Love Doctor thanks for asking, now as I was saying-

[SCP-4852 Interrupts]

SCP-4852: This is about [REDACTED] isn't it? She broke off with you didn't she?

Dr[REDACTED]: I uhhh, (Interviewer pauses for 9 seconds) well yes she did , b-but no that is not why I am here.

SCP-4852: Come on man, she was nothing but a jive turkey, you don't need her.

DR[REDACTED]: Thanks but that is not why I am here. Now plea-

[SCP-Interrupts]

SCP-4852: Alright here is what you need to do man, listen closely.

[The next twelve minutes of the tape the subject gives incredibly detailed and personal advice that DR[REDACTED] has asked to be removed]

Dr[REDACTED]: W-Wow Love Doc, thanks. I never thought about the situation that way.

SCP-4852: Anytime pal, now I need to catch some Z's. See you later.

DR.[REDACTED]: But the questions I am supposed to ask! Could you at least answer some?

SCP-4852: No sir, no time for that. Peace out man.

[End Tape]

Footnotes:

1. The Love Doctor does not always use the charisma boosting fumes, and has been found just using his voice to attract people.

2. SCP-4852-A in its liquid form can be used as a heavily vision inducing drug.

3. The effects of the gas on the Love Doctors appearance is permanent. Meaning once you see him in his attractive form, that is the only way you can ever see him.