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BY ORDER OF THE OVERSEER COUNCIL

The following file is Level 5/001 classified. Unauthorized access is forbidden.

001

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a maximum security vault located in site-42, with walls lined with copper to block any form of radio communications. Unanimous approval from the O5 council is required for any experimentation with SCP-XXXX.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a black computer terminal which is entirely impervious to physical damage. The terminal runs an operating similar to windows XP, with a logo consisting of concentric rings and semi-circles. A folder named WIP is accessible through the file explorer, containing two program files: a.py and b.bf

[[THIS IS A TEMPORARY LIST OF BAD PROGRAMMING PRACTICES TO INCLUDE]]

• One letter, binary, hex, emoji, and inaccurate variable names
• Lack of or misleading use of comments
• Incorrect use of whitespace
• Several layers of callback functions with no indication of linkage
• Pointer Abuse
• Stupid joke languages (mindfuck)
• Identical repeated lines
• Broken recursion