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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: All instances of SCP-XXXX are to be stored on site ██ in reinforced steel crates and are to be accessed for testing purposes only with 005 clearance.

Description: SCP-XXXX is an unmarked cylindrical plastic tube containing ten disc shaped candies, designated SCP-XXXX-1, each with a diameter of 2.5 cm and approximately 6mm thick variying slightly in colour. SCP-XXXX-1's anomolous properties are displayed when a subject injests an instance of SCP-XXXX-1. The subject injesting SCP-XXXX-1, designated SCP-XXXX-2, begins displaying changes approximately one minute after consumtion. SCP-XXXX-2's IQ begins to skyrocket over the course of around thirty seconds until SCP-XXXX-2's resulting IQ is approximately three times its original level. At this point, SCP-XXXX-2 displays hightened spacial awareness, motor skills, and intelligence so long as SCP-XXXX-1 remains in SCP-XXXX-2's digestive track.

Upon the excretion of SCP-XXXX-1, SCP-XXXX-2 will immediately begin dropping in motor funtion, inteligence, and in extreme cases, lose consience. SCP-XXXX-2 will begin experiencing withdrawl symptoms and will go to any lengths to obtain more intances of SCP-XXXX-1 to the point of self harm and even attacking other subjects. When SCP-XXXX-2 has gone without injesting any instances if SCP-XXXX-1 for more than approximately seventy-two hours, SCP-XXXX-2 will suffer from rapid necrosis and cranial swelling until SCP-XXXX-2 is deceased. These effects can not be reversed once they have begun regardless of whether or not SCP-XXXX-2 ingests another instance of SCP-XXXX-1 after these effects have begun. These side effects are unavoidable even when SCP-XXXX-2 is given single doses daily, as after one month of daily dosage of SCP-XXXX-1, SCP-XXXX-2 would begin feeling the effects regardless.

SCP-XXXX was recovered by MTF forces from ███████,██ when local rumors spread about a designer drug that could make its user multiple times as intelligent as they currently were as long as they maintained their supply. The foundation recovered all known instances of SCP-XXXX and are currently stored on site ██.

Test XXXX A - ██/██/20██

Subject: SCP-XXXX

Procedure: D-class ingests a tablet from the opening at the end of SCP-XXXX. After a minute, he was interviewed. See interview XXXX-A1. Thirty minutes later, the SCP-XXXX-1's effects were wearing off and subject was requesting another instance of SCP-XXXX-1. Four minutes later, subject is demanding more of SCP-XXXX-1 while attempting to break down the test chamber doors. Ten minutes later, the subject has reported an inability to move his limbs. Fifteen minutes later, subject appears unconscious. Thirty minutes later, subject is brought back to consciousness without warning and immediately begins mindlessly ramming into the door to the test chamber. After a full minute, subject breaches containment and is immediately terminated by MTF forces.

Results: Subject breaches containment in a desperate attempt to relieve themselves of the withdrawl effects of SCP-XXXX.

Analysis: SCP-XXXX is capable of granting SCP-XXXX-2 with amplified physical strength during withdrawl.

Interview XXXX-A1

Interviewed: SCP-XXXX-2

Interviewer: Dr. ██████

Foreword: SCP-XXXX-2 had previously recently ingested an instance of SCP-XXXX-1.

<Begin Log>

Interviewer: How are you feeling?

SCP-XXXX-2: Fantastic!

Interviewer: Alright I just have some questions for you.

SCP-XXXX-2: Hows your recent marriage? If you dont mind me asking.

Interviewer: Um… Excuse me?

SCP-XXXX-2: Your marriage? Last week you married your boyfriend Dr. ██████! Im sorry if its invasive or something.

Interviewer: How did you know about that?

SCP-XXXX-2: The same way I know you only invited your parents to rub it in their faces how you kept your sexuality a secret from them since high school.

Interviewer: Excuse me?

SCP-XXXX-2: You have a wedding ring on, though its a more feminine ring, an amethyst surrounded by twelve small opals, implying femininity, and thus, homosexuality. Its small and kind of tight indicating your finger isn't used to that ring yet, thus, about a week ago.

Interviewer: Uh-

SCP-XXXX-2: There are only a few homosexual men who I've seen in my short time here but one stands out as incredibly similar to you. Dr. ██████ shares more in common with you than anyone in the foundation, and you being a man of logic, value common ground in a relationship, making him the best candidate.

Interviewer: Um…

SCP-XXXX-2: As for your deep seeded hatred for your parents, I find it unlikely your parents would be the highly logical machine you are, which, when two people like that are stuck living together, is the perfect batter for your "i hate my parents" cake. Now, living with someone opposite to you in every way is frustrating but not everyone has that elegant mixture of introversion, hidden homosexuality, and an ever so light dash of autism makes the perfect icing for that aforementioned cake.

Interviewer: Okay, one moment-

SCP-XXXX-2: Finally, you, being the introverted, antisocial cinnamon bun you are, would go to great lengths to avoid that kind of awkward conversation coming out to your parents would lead to. The perfect way to get show your parents that they aren't the omniscient deities they think they are with the perfect proof, a secret you've been keeping since high school.

Interviewer:

SCP-XXXX-2: Did I miss anything?

Interviewer: Nope, that's pretty much it.

SCP-XXXX-2: Great! Are we done here?

Interviewer: Yeah, whatever.

<End Log>

Closing Statement: Dr. ██████ and Dr. ██████ both were psychologically evaluated to ensure their recent marriage would not interfere with their future work.