A Rogue Guitar FAILED
SCP-xxxx
object class keter
SPECIAL CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES
SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a wooden guitar case with foam padding on the inside; this case is to be kept in a soundproof room and when subjects are allowed in the door is to be resealed behind them. No audio recordings are to be made of this anomaly as to avoid another incident.[see addendum- 1] Only video with no audio is permitted. Only subject D- 6279 is permitted to be used in testing as the object has already bonded to him. Subject D- 6279 is to interact with the object once a day.
DESCRIPTION
Object appears to be a completely regular 3- color sunburst stratocaster electric guitar the only sign of irregularity is a small pentagram seemingly hand carved on the back of the guitar presumably by the previous owner of the object
Object appears to affect its player's mind as the only subject that was allowed to form a bond with it falls into a deep depression when not interacting with the object. Object appears to bond with its player as well and appears to only be able to bond with one player at a time seeing as the last player to play it that was not subject D- 6279 was killed immediately.
Object will kill anyone that hears it being played aside from the player of the guitar as long as the player has bonded with the object.
The anomaly was discovered by mistake on [REDACTED] in a small pawn shop in [REDACTED] by an undercover field agent that happened to walk past the shop as the object was being demonstrated to a customer by the shop owner. The owner strummed the guitar and everyone in the store was instantly killed aside from him; the owner then promptly took his own life. we do not know if he intentionally did this or if it was accidental. The anomaly is currently kept on site- 22
ADDENDUM XXXX- 1
Subject D-6279: Male no apparent mental deficiencies
Procedure: subject was given no prior information on the object. Subject instructed to sit down and pick up the anomaly; subject complied. Subject was then instructed to strum the instrument; subject complied. All observing researchers were killed instantly upon hearing the sound the object made and the site was put into lockdown. When guards breached the containment cell subject was crouched in a corner holding his arm and screaming in pain. It has been reported by all present guards that a pentagram was being burned into the subject's arm. After this stopped he complied with guards orders and was escorted back to his cell.
ADDENDUM XXXX- 2
Interview log
interviewer : Dr. Foster interviewed: Subject D- 6279
Foster: So how do you feel after all that?
6279: well to be completely honest with you doc i feel like complete shit i feel like me and the guitar are somehow connected like the guitar is mine now. I feel depressed as hell because i'm craving to play it again
Foster: Can you tell me what happened in there?
6297: Well i was strumming a guitar next thing i know a fucking pentagram is being burned into my arm.
Foster: Hm yes well thank you for your time i assume i'll be interviewing you again soon enough i'll have the guards escort you back to your cell.
END OF LOG
Friendly Milk?
Item #: SCP- XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: The containment of SCP- XXXX is no more difficult than containing a gallon of milk. The only requirement for the containment of the entity is that the environment it is contained in must be a maintained five degrees celsius.
Description: SCP- XXXX appears to be a gallon of whole milk but has been shown to be capable of thought and even communication through telepathic means; how this is even remotely possible is completely unknown as of now. All subjects and staff who have interacted with the entity have reported that it is kind, and has a good sense of humor. Many staff regularly request to visit the entity. All reports suggest that the moral in the sector in which the entity is contained is greatly higher than all others on the site, and suicide levels are much lower than the sitewide average. The journal of the man who previously owned the entity was discovered with SCP- XXXX. The following addendum is a transcript of the aforementioned journal.
Addendum XXXX- 1:
[Begin Log]
Date: March, █, 20██.
Well my psychiatrist thinks that it might be a good idea to start a journal to help me deal with my past “trauma”. I honest to god think that I'm completely fine aside from maybe a flash back to the war every now and again but if this is what she thinks is best for me then i probably shouldn't fight her on it.
Date: March, █, 20██.
I really don't feel like writing in this piece shit today i mean seriously why would i? I guess this is mandatory however so i'll write about my extremely uneventful day. I went to the store and got some milk among other things I guess? Well i guess something minorly strange happened, i could almost swear that the milk that i bought tried to talk to me throughout my shopping trip and even on the car ride back to my apartment. I'm just going to assume that i was just hearing things because i didn't get enough sleep last night, and tomorrow will be a new day where no milk will be talking to me.
Date: March, █, 20██.
Okay I'm completely certain that I'm going insane. I made sure that i got more than enough sleep last night but this damn milk won't stop talking to me i mean i don't mind the company but did it really need to be a jug of milk? I tried to pour some milk in my cereal, and as i tried to open the milk it very politely asked if “you could maybe please not pour my innards on your cereal?” obviously i didn't and i dropped the fucker on the floor (surprisingly it didn't bust open) after that whole ordeal it asked if i would “ever so kindly place me back in the refrigerator” i don't even know why i listened to it. Maybe because of how kind it was? I really need some sleep after this bullshit.
[End Log]
Notes: every other page in the journal after the last entry have “THE MILK CAN FUCKING TALK” scribbled all over the page and many more pages of the journal are missing.
Addendum XXXX- 2: Interview Log
>Interviewed: SCP- XXXX
>Interviewer: Dr. ████
>Foreword: SCP- XXXX is being questioned about his origin and intent.
<Begin Log>
>Dr: Hello my name is- (Dr. ████ is cut short by the entity)
>XXXX: Your name is Harold ████, you've been working with the foundation for ██ years, you have a wife, and two children; a boy and a girl named ████ and █████.
>Dr: How could you have- (Dr. ████ is once again cut short by the entity)
>XXXX: How could i have known all that? Well my friend I know much more than you think I do. by the way you don't need to speak to me verbally.
>Dr: Let me just get to the point you know why you're being interviewed don't you?
>XXXX: You want to know where i came from and what my intentions are. You personally want to know how I'm able to do any of this.
>Dr: Precisely. Now would you be able to answer any of those questions?
>XXXX: Well sadly the only question i can answer is where i came from; the answer to that riddle being a cow. To the rest of your queries, I'm just as in the dark as your foundation.
>Dr: That is of very little help to us. Do you know if there are any others like you?
>XXXX: No there are no others like me i am the only being of my kind.
>Dr: Im very sorry to hear that. I won't be taking up any more of your time. I know that there are many staff members waiting to see you.
>XXXX: Thank you for the interview Dr. ████, it's been lovely chatting with you.
<End Log>
>Closing Statement: I get the feeling that the entity knows much more about its origins than its letting on. I also get the feeling that it knows precisely how it got its abilities.
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