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the following is a notepad found at the discovery site of SCP-5033

1/1/2020
My name is Emilie [REDACTED], today I was accepted into the A. P. A. L. H. (Anomalous Plant and Animal Life Hunting) guild, I was also given this notepad and encouraged to write in it and include even the smallest details.

3/1/2020
I am bored of my 9-5 job, I thought that joining the A. P. A. L. H. (Anomalous Plant and Animal Life Hunting) guild will rid me of my bordem, but none of these applications seem to be too much.
In other news I made my first friend here Schmid he's new here just like me, we had a coffee and we talked about our partners, he offered to take me on one of his adventures.
I declined politely.

22/1/2020
I became desperate today, I remembered Schmid's offer and I asked if he still would take me, he answered yes.
He said that we would go to the [REDACTED] village near a lake in Scotland, to hunt the Kelpie on the 29th February 2020.

29/1/2020
Me, Schmid and two other poeple from the A. P. A. L. H. guild have taken a plane to [REDACTED], Scotland.
We have agreed to split the prize as the following : the one who catches the -keplie- kelpie gets 30% the other three get 20% each, and 10% is the guild fee.

9/2/2020
We have arrived at the [REDACTED] village it's a small traditional village with the population of 73 poeple, it's poeple were rejoiced when they knew what we were there to do, they gave us a room in the [REDACTED] motel and warm dinner consisting of Cullen skink, Kedegree and Cranachan.
Schmid has shown disgust to the Cranachan dish.

10/2/2020
Today morning the village's poeple gave us a bridle made of silver chains, they told us it is the only way to tame the kelpie
We have waited for -houres- hours on end, we found nothing.

11/2/2020
We located the kelpie, our first act was to attack all at once, we quickly dragged it out of the water, it changed into what looks like a Shire horse, Schmid and the other two pinned it down, I had the honor of capturing (taming) the kelpie, i get 30%, fuck you Jack who's the loser now.

22/2/2020
WE SOLD KELPIE FOR 156M dollars, I get then 52M dollars for my first mission.
Schmid asked me out on a date, I declined, quite rudely actually, maybe I'll buy him a Chocolat and strawberry cake.

23/2/2020
I was in th.. The bathroom stall, he came in, he fo..for…forc….me I CAN'T, I AM SORRY

29/2/2020
Schmid's getting closer and closer to his so-called 'big discovery,' and everyone is on his dick about it. He hasn't even revealed anything yet, I bet that fucker doesn't even have anything, just like all the other fakes. They're all just here for attention.
But I'm gonna be going out to the mountains tomorrow. People have been talking about some interesting things up there, and my rifle's itching for some action.
I'll show him what a real 'big discovery' is. Can't wait to see the look on his face.

2/3/2020
I hate climbing. All this goddamn equipment is heavy as hell. Every time I feel like giving up, I think about Schmid. About his dirty smirk. About everyone congratulating him. About how I can't let that happen. And I keep going. Fuck him.
The target is in my sights. A little sheep. It reminds me of something, but I can't quite put my finger on it. It's eating sticks. Are animals supposed to eat sticks? Maybe it acts as fuel for its… powers? Still not sure what it does. I'm gonna watch it for a bit. See if it does anything interesting. My camera is set up to track it.
It's been a few hours, and I can't get Schmid out of my mind. Fucking asshole.
I shot at the sheep. A warning shot. It started fucking exploding. I've struck gold. I bet it'll wipe Schmid's grin right off his face. Just gotta shoot this thing dead. It's a shame, it's actually pretty cute. Maybe I can get it stuffed as a little trophy.
The bullets aren't doing anything. I've shot it five fucking times. I think it's invincible to BULLETS. I should get backup. But also… I don't want to go back. I bet Schmid would make fun of me for being a coward, or something idiotic like that. I'm gonna stab it. It only explodes every ten seconds, and the range isn't that far… I might be able to get up close and kill it. Then I'll come back with its corpse, and I'll be a hero. I'm so close…I can't fucking wait.