The blood bowl
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Item #:SCP-8709

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-8709 in kept in a 3 x 4 x 3 meter room made of EPDM rubber and titanium plating within site-[REDACTED], SCP-8709 is to be positioned on a 30 x 20 centimeter oak wood trivet at all times, an air lock leading into SCP-8709's containment chamber is to have no fewer than 2 guards on position at all times outside the airlock.

Description SCP-8709 is a ceramic bowl with a volume of 390 milliliters which is filled with a substance similar to human blood, no mater how it is transported SCP-8709 always gains back the missing liquid, SCP-8709 is always warm to the touch and any other wood besides Oak, Birch, Spruce, aspen, and palm. will spontaneously combust into flames that cannot be put out, the fire will stop when the wooden object SCP-8709 is on is burned, no damage can seem to damage SCP-8709. When SCP-8709 takes physical damage it will have the same results of shattering a bowl of its size, shape, and material. Upon loosing eye contact, including blinking will cause SCP-8709 to regenerate all parts that are damaged. The liquid inside SCP-8709 is not of biological matter but instead made up of Iron, Antimony, hydrogen,capsaicin,and [REDACTED]. SCP-8709 was found in a abandoned home along a road in [REDACTED] United State, the foundation was informed about SCP-8709 after police were called to a scene of a possible murder case after 2 explorers found SCP-8709 on the counter next to a trail of the liquid. If SCP-8709's liquid is consumed the consumer will be now considered as SCP-8709-1 who will seem fine for the first 2 hours than have them loose all their blood by escaping through all orifices into the body, this process is incredibly painful. The subject 3 hours after the first sighs of blood are shown SCP-8709-1's blood has been switched out for SCP-8709's liquid, which after a time of 10-15 minuets SCP-8709-1 will show sighs of physical strength, agility, and aggression, SCP-8709-1 can be calmed down but will get progressively harder the more time that goes on. (NOTE) DON'T USE CLASS-A-B-C TRANQUILIZER FLUID ON SCP-8709-1, IF SO SCP-8709-1 WILL SHOW SIGNS OF MORE HOSTILITY.

interview
interviewer: Dr. ████
interviewed: D-9766 / SCP-8709-1

After test upon SCP-8709 consumption

*sounds of a door opening and many footsteps enter the room*

Dr. ████:D-9766 take a seat.

D-9766: What do you want now, I drank your magic potion, what more do you want from me.

Dr. ████: Some questions, now if you would excuse me.

Dr. ████: Question 1, how painful was the event after consuming SCP-8709

D-9766: YOU KNOW HOW PAINFUL IT WAS!

Dr. ████:No I don't, can you please tell my on a scale from 1 to 10

D-9766: STOP LYING, I KNOW THAT YOU KNEW THE PAIN I WAS IN!

*D-9766 gets up and leans down toward Dr. ████*

Dr. ████ D-9766 please sit back down

D-9766: I KNOW HOW YOU PEOPLE WORK, YOU DO TESTS ON PEOPLE LIKE ME TO SEE THE RESULTS AND DON'T CARE FOR ANY LOSS OF HUMAN LIFE!

Guard 2: SUBJECT D-9766 SIT DOWN IMMINENTLY OR YOU WILL BE TAKEN FOR TERMINATION

D-9766: I DON'T CARE IF YOU KILL ME, I'M NOT GOING DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT!

*sounds of gunshots and screams of guard 2*

D-9766: NOT SO TOUGH ARE YOU

*sounds of bones snapping and as the screams of guard 2 intensifies*

guard 1: stay back or I will terminate you

D-9766: SCREW YOU AND YOUR FOUNDATION!

*more gunshots were heard and the sound of ripping clothing and flesh plus the screams of guard 1 are heard*

*the door opens to the room and footsteps can be heard running out of the room*

*minuets later the containment breach alarm is sounded and a level 4 lock down was initiated *

Closing Statement MTF forces converged upon SCP-8709-1's location and was successfully terminated by MTF squad █████ █, autopsy shows that the liquid inside SCP-8709-1's body dose not refill within SCP-8709-1 but is corrosive to all non-organic matter, Dr. ███████ has suggested that SCP-8709 is to be given a Keter classification but was denied by the 05 counsel.